Jellybean part 2:
"Alright." Said, Sasuke. "Whatcha got for me?"
"Oh your gonna love this! Close your eyes!"
Sasuke put his hands to his cheeks, and made a preppy schoolgirl voice. "OMG! Is it a new purse? I've always wanted a Choree!" going back to his normal voice. "Can you at least try to be serious Naruto?"
Naruto somehow ended up on the floor with a video camera in his hand. "Not when what you just did was totally worth recording!"
"You what?!"
"Oh man I'm totally tapping that over one of Pervy Sages porn vids...(what the fuck are we gonna do with all those anyway?)"
"Okay! Okay! Just...do what you want..."
S I L E N C E
Naruto started chuckling, " 'Do what you want'? "
"WHAT? Now what's wrong?"
"Oh nothing, only that it's just... here's an example: *sparkels come out of nowhere* 'do what you want', says Sasuke as he willingly let Naruto kiss down his pale chest the moonlight was just enough for them to look into eachothers eyes--"
"What are you doing?! Aren't you insulting yourself?!"
"Nah. Once you get use to it."
"Use to it? Then what the hell are we doing this for?!"
"Doing what for?"
"Proving our non-gayness?"
"..."
"To eachother?"
"..."
"Itachi's Fish STDs?"
"..."
"My Uchiha pride?--NARUTO! COME ON! I DON'T KNOW HOW LONG ANYMORE THIS JELLYBEAN HAS BEEN ON MY DICK!"
"Oh!! Jellybeans!!"
"Thank god..."
"Okay, don't worry I got it. Wait right here."
Naruto quickly searched all over Konaha for the item of Naruto and Sasuke's Great...uhh...Killing-bordeom-with-random-facts-plan...yeaaaaaah. Finally Naruto found what he was looking for and brought to the place where he left him.
Naruto made a mommy voice, "Oh what good little uke you are! You stayed right where I wanted you to with out me having to whip or put a leash on you."
"This isn't funny Naruto! I think the Jellybean's giving me shrinkage!"
"Giving you shrinkage? You mean it's just starting to?"
"Yea--I--I mean NO! It's been going on for a long time...REALLY long time."
"Sure, sure, enough chit chat."
Sasuke's brain became confused with limes for lamps as he opened his eyes to see the most horrifing thing any person has ever seen.
...
Naruto was riding a duck.
Naruto swung around an imaginary lasso, "Yee Haa! Now that's an awsome duck--!"
"What are you doing?", said a voice out of nowhere.
Naruto, still on top of the scared for life duck and Sasuke, still on the ground with a jellybean on his dick turned to see a disturbed Neji.
*--insert funeral music for Naruto and Sasuke here--*
Neji looked from the duck, to Naruto, to Sasuke, to the jellybean--
"JELLYBEANS!!!!" squealed Neji. He grabbed the jellybeans from Naruto's pocket.
"How did you know jellybeans are the secret to making me completely OOC :3??"
"Ancient Chinese Secret, my friend...ancient chinese secret..."
END OF PART 2
