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And I need to uncheck the profanity thing on my profile… So all of you guys can swear all you want :D I am so giving… Lmao.
AND IF I GET ANYTHING WRONG, PLEASE, I MUST REMIND YOU I HAVE NEVER PLAYED THE GAME.
Thank you.
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BRM: Holy cow, we've got questions… XD I never thought anyone would even find this!
Roxas: Heh, yeah. So surprising…
BRM: To the questions! This is from Hope.
…
To
everyone in organization XI,
1: how did you feel about your
'deaths'?
2: does xemnas always ramble
3: who pulls the most
pranks if any are pulled at all; and who are they
pulled on the
most?
…
Xemnas: To answer your first question… IT SUCKED! D8 But at least the little Keyfreak had to fight me a lot of times.
Xigbar: Heh, I just regret I wasn't able to defeat the Keybearer.
Xaldin: … What do you think?
Vexen: My death was unbelievable! How dare he show his true colors at that moment—Axel destroyed me! I hereby declare—
Everyone but Vexen: We get it!
Vexen: -sniff- Whatever. –points at Axel- YOU ASSHAT!
Lexaeus: … -no comment-
Zexion: I was begging for my life. Ew. D: I hate my death. Axel showed no mercy… And he was egging Repliku on, that ass!
Saix: … Hate. Hate. Hate.
Axel: Eh, I kinda died to save Sora, you know? But I just thought about how Roxas would feel if I let him die, so… Yeah. I don't really regret it. AND HEY, VEXEN, IT WASN'T MY FAULT!
BRM: WAS TOO!
Demyx: -interrupts- I don't like my death, at all. T_T I asked the Keyblade Master to spare my life, too! D: And he didn't!
Luxord: The Keybearer is awfully clever, love.
Marluxia: Enough with all that! I fought him, I lost, end of story.
Larxene: I don't really hate my death. I just hate the fact that I died.
Roxas: I never even liked Sora… But I had to try, right? At the end of the game, I was resigned to my fate. I couldn't change it, so why bother trying?
To answer your second question…
Everyone but Xemnas: HE RAMBLES EVERY TIME!
Xemnas: Does not!
BRM: Does too.
To answer your last question…
Zexion: Can I answer this…?
BRM: Aw, sure, Zexy. :3
Zexion: Axel, Roxas, and Larxene seem to pull the most pranks… Mostly on Marluxia, the Superior, Demyx, Saix, and Vexen.
…
This is asked by StarRuby07!
1.
To Demyx - Do the other members dislike your sitar playing?
2. To
Zexion - How often do people call you emo?
3. To all - What
holidays do you celebrate?
4. To Roxas - Would you like a cookie?
It's a snickerdoodle.
5. To all - What do you guys think of
fangirls?
…
Demyx: Everyone hates it but Zexion. ._.
Zexion: It means nothing, Demyx. You're just annoying until you try. And I am called 'emo' every day. Can anyone even tell me what 'emo' means?
BRM: … Nope.
Zexion: Thought so.
Xemnas: We celebrate Christmas, Thanksgiving, the Fourth of July, Easter, and New Year's.
Roxas: Uh… Sure? o.o;
All: We like fangirls, as long as they don't try to molest us or anything. They're mostly annoying, but there are a few nice fangirls who are cool.
BRM: Like me? :D
Axel: Yeah, like you.
BRM: Aw, thanks! –heart-
…
ASKED BY Ruba!
1-
to zexion: since you have the lexicon, this making you all
knowledgeabe,
as nobodies, you don't feel, so does that mean you
can't feel pain? If you
can't feel, how do you feel
nothingness?
2- to axel and larxene: are you the nobodies of Reno
and Elena but you just
told the organization different names?
3-
to roxas: do you miss the organization? Did you see what happened to
them
while you were with sora? Which one do you have 'feelings'
for~ Axel or
Namine'?
4- to xemnas: if ansem was a fool why did
you take his name? Did xigbar
always sound like a surfer/skater
and look like an elf pirate ( he has elf
ears and an eyepatch)
5-
to luxord: I LOVE YOU! Can I have a hug? What world are you from? You
seem
too civil to come from Port
Royal;
neverland just doesn't seem right with you;
and I doubt you were a
card man at wonderland, so that is what brought me to
my question
of where are you from. Can you time travel? If so why don't you
stop
yourself from becoming a nobody or stop Xehonart from continuing
his
research?
…
Zexion: When we say we don't feel, we mean that we can't feel emotions. Nothingness makes us feel hollow, reminding us that we have no hearts.
Axel: WHY DOES EVERYONE SAY I'M RENO'S NOBODY?! T_T
Larxene: 'Cause you are, dumbass. Sorry, Ruba, but we can't answer that.
Roxas: I didn't miss Organization XIII as a whole, I just missed Axel and Demyx. Oh, hell yeah, I saw everything! That's just another reason I didn't enforce any of Sora's actions; I was kind of ashamed of what he was doing, but could understand why he was doing it. And I do not feel emotions, so I can't say.
BRM: Besides, typing what Roxas said is a pain. I don't like Axel that much. :D He's overrated.
Axel: Says you! D:
Xemnas: SILENCE, I KILL YOU!
Everyone: …
Xemnas: Ahem. Ansem was indeed a fool; I believed I could have changed their perspective of him when I took his name. I believe Braig came from California… And no, he was not always an 'elf pirate,' as you call him.
Xigbar: … I don't remember where Braig came from, dude.
Luxord: Thanks, love. :3 Sure! –hugs Ruba- And not everyone in Port Royal isn't civil. And no matter how much I wish I could, I cannot time travel. I've delved into my powers to gauge that I can stop time. As it was, I never met Xehanort, and I am glad I never met such a power-hungry man.
…
Lets see... 5 questions to ask them... what to ask? I know!
To Everyone! Do you know what your nicknames are?
Do you want me to tell
you? if i tell you, will you tell me
some that that i don't know? Is
Marluxia gay? Who is
teh most annoyingest member?
If you can answer these, Thank
you! Just to let you knwo, i was sad when you
all faded...
except for Xemnas, Saix,
and Vexen.
Organization XIII lover
…
Xemnas: Unfortunately, I am quite aware what many people call me…
Axel: MANSEX!
Larxene: OH! Org. XIII lover, please, tell us, and I shall tell you some in return!
Marluxia: Are you going to tell them your nickname for me? D:
Larxene: … Maybe, maybe not… It depends.
Marluxia: Depends on what?
Larxene: Whether or not you'll be my slave for life.
Marluxia: OKAY! Just don't tell them it! Dx –points at Organization XIII lover- I am not gay! ;A;
BRM: DON'T USE MY FACE! ;A;
Marluxia: Oh. Sorry. ._.
BRM: It's fine, as long as you never do it again.
Marluxia: Deal.
Zexion: The most annoying member is Axel.
Axel: AM NOT! D8
Everyone but Axel: ARE TOO.
…
Hello!
To Roxas, who do you think is the biggest idiot in the Organization?
To
Xemnas, if I said your theory about Nobodies being unable to feel was
**,
would you come after me with a chainsaw?
To Marluxia,
(This is an obvious question) ...Are you gay?
(dodges scythe and CHERRY
PETALS OF PAIN)
To Axel:
Do you have a crush?
To Larxene:
...Did you know Luxord
stole a pair of your panties from your room, and is
now wearing
them on his head whilst pretending is a, and I quote, "fruity
pirate
hat"?
Bai Bai!
GameM
…
All: Hi :D
Roxas: I say Axel.
Axel: D: I THOUGHT WE HAD SOMETHING SPECIAL!
Roxas: … Ew.
Xemnas: No, I wouldn't. Everyone's entitled to their own opinion. However, I would most likely taunt the Keybearer and send him to defeat you…
Marluxia: See? That guy's deranged! No, I'm not gay. And because I can't harm people who ask questions, I'll just have to settle with doing this. –stabs voodoo doll of GameM- D:
Axel: Why, yes, I do. ;D But I'm not saying who it is.
Larxene: … Thanks for telling me. –slaps Luxord-
Luxord: OW D8 –hands Larxene back her drawers-
Larxene: Hmph. –walks out of the room to put them in the laundry-
…
Asked by Gunslinger 117
Question time!
To Xemnas: Do you realize that your name is an anagram of mansex?
To Roxas: Have you once had sexual fantasies about you and Larxene?
To
Larxene: Do you have feelings for Axel? Remember, answer truthfully,
or I
blow your brains out.
To Axel: Which
character(regardless of gender)in Kingdom
Hearts
do you like
the most?
To Everyone: If you could have a pet,
what would it be, and what would you
name it?
Enjoy!
…
Xemnas: Yes, unfortunately, I realize that. T_T It pains me to hear such a dirty word uttered as my name…
Roxas: O_O Oh dear gawd, NO. NOT EVER. I will never have those kind of fantasies with… -shudder- LARXENE!
Larxene: -walks back inside- Shut up, bitch. –glares at Roxas- And if I could feel, yes, I suppose I would have feelings for Axel… FEELINGS OF HATE!
Axel: Aw, Larxy, don't be like that ;D
Larxene: STFU.
Axel: Well… -ignoring Larxene- I suppose I like Larxene the most. Bitchy, feisty, hard to get—the traits I like in a woman. –winks at Larxene-
Larxene: -shudders-
Xemnas: ORGANIZATION XIII—
BRM: Ahem.
Xemnas: -sigh- Fine. Organization XIII and BRM, answer in order of number! –smiles- I would have a dog. Named Fluffy.
Xigbar: Dude… Messed up. I'd probably get a shark named Rex.
Xaldin: … YOUR FACE. D8 –runs away crying-
Xion: … Uhm… e.e; Issues, much?
BRM: Totally. Go on, people.
Vexen: I would get an exotic parrot named Peter.
Lexaeus: A dog named Loveless.
Xion/BRM: -GASP!- Genesis poser! D:
Zexion: It seems so… I would most likely get a cat, and name it Carson.
BRM: … Nice name. :D
Saix: A parrot named Simon. :3
Axel: A DRAGON CALLED STREAK!
Xion: Very original, Axel… NOT.
Demyx: I'd get a fish and name it Ren. :D
BRM: Cute. :3
Luxord: A card named Cardie, love.
Marluxia: A beagle named Holly. :3
Larxene: Hmph, a lioness named Ceci (pronounced ses-ee).
Roxas: Uhm… Probably a cat named Kody…
Xion: Er… -blush- Maybe a wolf named Cadence?
BRM: A kitty named Kady, and related to Roxas' Kody! X3 –obsessed- Well, that's it for this chapter! :3 See you next time!
All but BRM: Uh, sure… :D Bye! –waves-
…
…
Authoress: BRM is me. :D And I included Xion because she freaking PWNS J00H!
Oh yes, I WENT THERE.
Anyway… Send in more questions! The Organization wants love. :D And—
Xemnas: I COMMAND YOU ALL TO SEND ME HEARTS!
Authoress: Bad Xemnas. D8 Maybe they want to keep their hearts!
Xemnas: -grumbles- FINE. Bring in cookies, then, just any other kind other than raisin. I do not like raisin cookies.
Authoress: Gee, what a coincidence… Neither do I! XD Haha. So come on, people, send in more questions and give the Organization love!
Xemnas: I COMMAND YOU TO SAVE US!
Authoress: … You know, you can leave at any given time… ._.
Xemnas: … Oh.
Authoress: You're not very bright, are you…?
Xemnas: SAYS YOU! D8
