Disclaimer: I don't own Kingdom Hearts. If I did, I'd be in the game. XD

AND START SIGNING YOUR NAME, PLEASE. I have to put them up for you people. D:

BUT A FEW KIND SOULS PUT THEIR NAME ON THEIR REVIEWS, SO I THANK YOU!

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BRM: More questions! XD Oh my god…

Axel: How many are for me?! :D

BRM: … No comment.

Axel: That bad?

BRM: … It depends on what you call "bad."

Hm

To Marluxia: are you a pedophile? lol, if not then you better stop the spreading fan rumors


To luxord: why wern't you put in charge of castle oblivion?i mean, dosn't it make sence for someone that fights with cards to run a place that runs on cards?

To axel and roxas:are you two really gay for each other?(i hope not!)

To marluixa:did you know you were originally intended to be a female character?

To larxene and xion:whats it like being the only girls in the organization?

Trainalf

Zexion: Oh my god… USE PROPER GRAMMAR. PLEASE. I'm DYING of all this improper grammar! How can you not be able to spell "sense"? AND USE SPACES BETWEEN QUESTIONS AND :'s, thanks. They're killing my eyes.

BRM: Yeah. Now that that rant is over… Answer the questions!

Marluxia: I'm not a pedophile D: and what rumors? O_o

BRM: NOTHING! Go on, go on.

Luxord: I wasn't in Castle Oblivion, so I couldn't be put in charge of it all.

Marluxia: THAT'S RIGHT, SO I WAS THE BOSS! –proud-

Roxas: -ignoring Marluxia- Ew. No, I'm not gay for anyone.

Axel: I love my Roxy! XD

Roxas: -DO. NOT. WANT-

BRM: … I wish the Axel-Away-Spray was real. ._.

Roxas: Same. ._.

Axel: I'm RIGHT HERE, you know.

Marluxia: -ignores Axel- Well, of course! But since I'm cool, they made me a guy. :3

Larxene: Psh, as if.

Xigbar: MY LINE!

Larxene: What-the-fucking-ever. Being the only girls in the Organization is pretty sweet, but we live with pigs, so we have to order people to clean stuff.

Xion: Yeah. Xaldin always cooks, so his kitchen is his domain, where if anyone trespasses, he's allowed to go all stabbity-mcstab-stab on them.

Larxene: It was pretty funny that one time when Vexen came in and Xaldin was all like, 'RAWR GTFO OF MAH FACE!'

Xion: It was.

Larxene: Anyway… Me and Xion are like the Superiors, actually, so it's pretty rad.

BRM: RAD LIKE WHOA! XD

Everyone: …

Awesome XD These are so much fun, ahem... (This first one I can't resist, blame the fangirl in me)

-To Xemnas:

If I get you hearts, will you go to prom with me? XD

-To Axel:

How long did it take you to learn how to wield your chakrams? Did you stab yourself much on accident while learning?

-To Luxord:

You're the Gambler of Fate right? Do you have a gambling problem by chance?

-To Larxene:

How do you get your hair to do the gravity-defying thing?

-To Xemnas (Again)

Can I join Organization XI?

yeshallbeasgods

BRM: I know, right? :D So fun!

Xemnas: … It depends. What kind of hearts? I accept only the best.

Axel: It took me, like, a month to get used to them. I stabbed myself numerous times with them… But they left no scars, which is good.

Luxord: Yes, my dear, I am indeed the Gambler of Fate. I have been told I have a gambling problem, yes, but I believe it to be a way of life.

Larxene: Hair cement. I steal it from Axel.

BRM: -nod nod- Yeah, that's why his hair's so sticky-uppy and like, can never get messed up, which is also why he never gets hood-hair.

Roxas: That's actually a good explanation…

BRM: I know, isn't it? XD

Xemnas: Only if you prove yourself to be the elite.

BRM: Psh, don't listen to Xemmy! Sure, you can join—as long as you meet the qualifications.

Marluxia: What qualifications?! I never had to meet any!

BRM: The thing is… You have to be a Nobody.

Marluxia: … That explains it…

BRM: It does, doesn't it…

Questions? Very well.

Q1.) To Vexen and Zexion, what are your opinions about Nobodies not having feelings? I seem to come across evidence that they do every day.

Q2.)Same, but to Demyx and Axel

Q.3) Do any of you feel like BRM has trapped you, with no possible escape in sight? Xemnas and Saix can't answer this one.

Q.4) This is fun. Axel, please go steal a type of pastry. Any will do, but I need to see if this is challenging for a Nobody.

Q.5) Muahaha! Xemnas, go steal Sephiroth"s sword. This is for IMPORTANT RESEARCH!

Here, Luxord, have a coffee. You are under-appreciated.

My name is of no importance! XP

Vexen: NOBODIES ARE NOT ABLE TO PRODUCE FEELINGS, AND MY WORD IS LAW!

Zexion: … Nobodies create the illusion of emotion, and we most often do, to forget that we do not have hearts for a time.

Demyx: Oh, we do too have hearts, don't be mad!

Axel: … You've already said that in the game, Demyx.

Demyx: Really?—oh, yeah. I guess I did… But it's true, isn't it? Even though they're buried deeper a little than others, we do have hearts, therefore we have feelings.

Axel: Hellz yes, we have feelings, and we'll sue anyone who says that we don't. At least, we'll try to…

Roxas: -blinks- I don't feel trapped. Actually, we're allowed in and out… The thing is, we can't create portals, so we're kinda stuck on this world.

BRM: But you all love me! :D

All but BRM, Roxas, Zexion, Demyx, Larxene, and Xion: … Well…

BRM: WUT. D:

Axel: You're mean to me. D:

BRM: SO? You're way overrated. D:

Xigbar: She's got a point there, dude…

Axel: SAYS YOU!

Larxene: Axel, go steal a pastry.

Axel: … I'll find a biscuit. –walks away-

Luxord: -accepts his coffee- Thank you, love. I am indeed under-appreciated, and it warms my nonexistent heart to hear that someone shares my views on that matter.

Xemnas: Are you insane?! Like hell will I go after SEPHIROTH! Even if it is his sword I'm after! He could kill me in one swipe of his sword, and I'll be stuck here longer than the others! –pauses- … Important research, you say? What kind of important research…?


Hello, Organization XI, how do you do?
-waits for reply-
Lovely! I have a slew of questions to be answered!

1.) This is a statement! I have decided to give up my heart to the cause.
Rejoice in a calm fashion. NAME ME!

2.) Why would you name a dragon after me, Axel?!?!

3.) Luxord, did you know Vexen was horribly terrified of cake? Its true!
Especially cupcakes!

4.) Larxene...do you like Wendy's? Do you know why I ask?

5.) Last one, to Xemnas, unless he's busy doing something(I read the other
reviews, heheh,), in which
Saix will suffice. Do you believe you could defeat
Sora, if given another chance?
I ask because...
Well...
Sora is right behind Lexaeus!(The perfect hiding spot)

Streak

All: We're fine, thanks for asking! :D

Xemnas: … I need to think of a name first. I'll get back to you on that.

Axel: I don't know you! D:

Luxord: Hmm… That may come in handy, m'dear! Thanks for telling me!

Larxene: One: Wendy's doesn't compare to Starbucks. Two: I have no idea why you ask.

Xemnas: OH HELLZ YES! If I could fight him again, I would SOOO pwn his stupid, Keybearer-ing ass!

BRM: I DON'T WANT TO RAISE THE RATING ON THIS STORY, SO XEMNAS, NO MORE CURSING!

Xemnas: Meep.

Lexaeus: … -moves out of the way so Sora is in plain view-

Sora: I shouldn't even be here D:

BRM: That's true… Hey, Lexaeus, you can throw Sora out the window!

Sora: WUT.

Lexaeus: … -throws Sora out the window-

BRM: I'M NOT RESPONSIBLE FOR THAT.

Demyx: Sure you aren't.


hi =] sorry if this is sloppy, im typing from my
psp. to all: i brought you
some nonraisin cookies =] to demyx: what kind of music do you listen to? and
i got a little deal: if i teach you how to play
tenor saxophone, will you
teach me how to play sitar? i really want to learn and im the best sax player
here! =] to saix: if youre nobodies and you cant feel, then how can you be
angry? may i have a handshake? much love, xRockxMetalxBbyx9

BRM: Aw, it's okay. It must be hard to type on PSPs. ._.

Demyx: GIMME! –grabs the NONRAISIN cookies- I listen to alternative rock. I don't like country, contrary to popular belief… And I'd be happy to teach for free. :3 I don't really like saxophones, anyway—well, I just don't want to learn because that would be one more thing Axel could make fun of me for. –glares at Axel-

Axel: -whistles innocently-

Saix: The imprint of emotions are left upon us. And I'm not going to touch your filthy hands.

Axel: -whisper- Touch itttt…

Saix: -squeal- SHUT UP! –runs out of the room-


To clarify for zexion, Emo means emotional and depressed. Emos ussally cut
themselves and love death. You have Emo hair.

Zexion: That isn't the true definition of 'emo', and you know it. Besides, the "emos usually cut themselves and love death" part means "goth." If 'emos' cut themselves, then they would be called 'cutters,' wouldn't they? And how can my hair be 'emo'? AND YOU DON'T CAPITALIZE THE 'E' IN 'EMO'!

BRM: Stop correcting the grammatical errors, Zexion!


Lets make a game out of it! I'll tell you the nicknames I know and you guess
wo they belong to!
Princess Mansex, Bigrax, Xiggy, Luxy, Lar-lar, Mar-Mar, Larx, Larxy, Emo,
Book-worm, Pryo, Sexy Zexy, Foxy Roxy, Xaldy, Vexy no so Sexy, Brit, Demy,
Demykins, Dem, and Xemmy!
those are all the ones i know of except one cuz its just an add on to
Xiggy... my friend came up with it... Unckle Xiggy Poo... she has an obsession
with Xigbar, and says Unckle just fits with him. (i have a weird friend)

On to teh questions!
1. To everyone: Who is your favorite member?
2. To everyone except teh first 6 members and Roxas: What are your 'other's
names?
3. if axel really was reno... did you ever like Tseng, or Elena?
4. To everyone: Since you guys don't exist, therefore, you don't die, you'll
coem back now that your faded... right?
5. add on to number 4: if you do come back, what will you do? when i ask
that i mean, will you split up, or go after
Kingdom Hearts again, or kill Saix
cuz hes a
rabid dog?

Organization XIII lover

BRM: Hi again, Org. XIII lover :D

Xemnas: … -twitch- NO WAY IN HELL AM I… "Princess Mansex"… I accept "Xemmy," however.

Xigbar: Dude, I'm BIGRAX? Can any of you think of something more creative? And… Dude, your friend's messed up. I don't want stalkers showing up out of nowhere, so can you please not tell her where you're sending these reviews? I don't do well with stalkers.

Xaldin: I'm… "Xaldy…" –twitch-

Vexen: "Vexy no so Sexy"… WTH?!

Luxord: I'm Luxy an' Brit. Well, I suppose those aren't the worst nicknames…

Demyx: I'm Demy, Demykins, and Dem. ._.

Zexion: WHY AM I ALWAYS CALLED "EMO" AND "BOOKWORM"?! D:

BRM: I'm sorry, Zexion. D: If there are Zexion fangirls out there, GIVE HIM SOME LOVE! PLEASE! But anyway, we're leaving the nicknames because they're obvious, and going on to the questions.

All: Our favorite member's Xion. No one really hates her.

Xion: I feel loved. :3

Demyx: Uhm… We aren't allowed to tell you. ._.

BRM: NEXT QUESTION.

Axel: FOR THE LAST TIME, I AM NOT RENO!

Roxas: You're right, you're just a Reno wannabe.

Axel: D:

Vexen: -IGNORE- I suppose…

Zexion: We'll probably stick together, but not worship Kingdom Hearts again. But yes, we'll probably kill Saix. I think he has rabies.


Hi! i have a few questions for Luxord!
1: I really love you and would you please autograph a card and give it to
me?! please?!
2: are you from
Port Royal... if so, why did Xemmy send you to your home
world
3: as the
Gambler of fate... can you see the future to some extent?
4: Can you teach me poker?
5: will you eat this feast i made completly for you? its right here! its
in your honur since your so underapperiated!

Luxord Luver

Luxord: I feel loved :D Of course, love! But here's something to remember me MORE by. –signs a picture of him and gives it to L.L.- Yes, I am indeed from Port Royal. I myself am not sure what goes on in the Superior's mind… And yes, I am the Gambler of Fate, so of course I see into the future—to some extent… I could try… And sure, I'll eat it.


XD FUNNY

To Larxene: Okay, what's like living with idiotic guys who can't complete a
mission to save their lives?

To Marluxia: I know you're not gay! I hold the answer! YOU'RE A WOMAN
TRAPPED IN A MAN'S BODY!! So what's it like?

To Roxas: Axel says you're his best friend, how would you define this
relationship?

To Demyx: LOVE THE NAME FOR YOUR FISH! My sister's name is Ren. *Hugs you*
Demy, you're one of the best orgy members... can we be friends?

Okay final question

To ALL: If you had characters songs (No, I don't mean your theme I mean
something you SING!) what would they be?

Well that's it for now! ~LOVE!

~Y.T.~

Larxene: Actually, I have a torture chamber where they're dragged into when they don't complete a mission. :3

Marluxia: I AM NOT A WOMAN IN A MAN'S BODY! D: -is about to cry-

BRM: Whoa! Marly, it's okay, don't cry! D:

Marluxia: -sniff-

Roxas: Axel is my best friend, but sometimes he creeps me out.

Xion: He is a pedo-leech, after all.

Roxas: That's true… But for me and Axel, it borders on GET-THE-HELL-AWAY-FROM-ME and you're-my-best-buddy-ever!

Demyx: -is hugged- Sure, we can be friends. :3 I sing "Jasey Rae" by All Time Low a lot o_O It has the word 'rain' in it, though, so…

Axel: … I can't think of any songs right now. I'm too hot for songs, baby. ;D

BRM: Oh, oh! Saix would be "Animal I Have Become" by… Three Days Grace, I think. –is not looking songs up- LARXENE IS DEFINITELY "BARBIE GIRL."

Larxene: …

BRM: … And the Gay Barbie Song would be Xemnas! C:

Xemnas: WTF.

BRM: You KNOW you listen to it.

Xemnas: …

BRM: Uh… Xion, you can be "Untitled," and Roxas, "I'm Just a Kid," both by Simple Plan. Marluxia needs a flowery song… I CAN'T THINK! –deep breath, deep breath- Okay. Zexion's song is NOT going to be "Emo Kid," so… "I Hate This Song," by Secondhand Serenade. OH YEAH, WHAT NOW?! I'm original!

Xion: … Yay?

BRM: Vexen's would be, "Hot and Cold" by Katy Perry. I've never listened to it, but it just reminds me of Vexen, because he's cold.

Axel: BURNNNNNN!

Vexen: STFU.

BRM: Uhm… Xaldin's would be something stabby… SOMETHING METALLICA!

Xion: … Yeah… I guess?

BRM: Xigbar needs something pirate-y… I had a song, it's on the tip of my tongue… GAH! I lost it! Wait! "Ohio is for Lovers" by Hawthorne Heights… Uhm… AXEL!

Axel: Eh, I like that song. I got it memorized.

BRM: "Guy Love" by SOMEONE for Marluxia!

Marluxia: I REFUSE TO HAVE SUCH A SONG.

BRM: You know you listen to it.

Marluxia: …

BRM: … Well. I can't think of any other songs for the rest, since I have NO IDEA what they listen to, so… That's all for now! Bye!

All: Bye! :D

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BRM: Yay. I need to get this out before more questions come e.e;

Xemnas: I COMMAND YOU ALL TO GIVE US HEARTS!

BRM: … That's getting old.

Xemnas: Yeah, I know. ._.

BRM: Haha, yeah. So… ZEXION FANGIRLS, BAND TOGETHER AND REVIEW LIKE CRAZY TO DEFEND ZEXION!

Xemnas: What saddens me is the fact that the love is going to Luxord, and not someone better… LIKE MOI.

BRM: That's true… And come on, I know you're out there, Marluxia fangirls! HELP MARLY! D: