Disclaimer: I don't own Kingdom Hearts. If I did, I'd be in the game, obviously. XD

IT'S AXEL'S CHRISTMAS DAY! Hell, even the date is the 17th, and 1 plus 7 equals 8!

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Greetings... This is Cooldude01... with several questions...

To Xemnas, The Overlord of Nonexistence: What would you do if you finally finished off Sora?

To The Savage Nypmh, Larxene: If you were the leader of Organization XI, what would you do as the leader?

To The Chilling Alchemist, Vexen: What would you do to the fiery chakram wielder, Axel, if you had the chance for vengeance?

To Zexion, The Bookwielder of intellect: Would you find it funny if you were to go on a spree of hitting people with books while running off?

To all Members of Organization XI: If any of you saw Sephiroth & noticed he had a menacing (Dark) look about his face & he had his long blade drawn & ready, what would be your reaction or thoughts (If nobodies can have reactions/thoughts that is)?

Farewell.

Zexion: OF COURSE NOBODIES CAN HAVE REACTIONS AND THOUGHTS, YOU HALF-WIT!

BRM: … I'm not going to argue, because Nobodies just don't have emotions, so they still have the ability to think and react accordingly…

Xemnas: I would celebrate. :D

Larxene: I would start with more PARTIES. And booze.

BRM: OMFG! For a minute there, I thought your question to Vexen was, "Would you do the fiery chakram wielder, Axel, if you had the chance for vengeance?" Oh my god… That would've been funny XD It would be all, RAEP AXEL TIEM! … Anyway, go on, Vexen.

Vexen: … I would kill him, of course. A life for a life.

Zexion: Yes, I would fin it funny. ._.

Demyx: I think this would be the answer for us all: we'd run like hell and hope he doesn't chase our sorry asses and kill us.

hello, Org. XI! -gives away ice cream and cookies- I jus wanna ask you some questions! can I please? please?!

yey! anyway, on to the questions!

1. For Axel and Roxas: we yaoi fans think that you two are made for each other! Heck, we even have an AkuRoku day: 8/13 or on August 13th. What is your stand on this? Is this relationship for real? or just another fantasy that we yaoi fans crave? This is also a question for the following:
Zexion and Demyx: 6/9 or June 9
Xemnas and Saix: 1/7 or January 7
Vexen and Marluxia: 4/11 or April 11

2. for Xion: what does it feel like, being the 14th member of the Org.? well, i know that you can't feel anything, so please don't take it literally.

3. For Demyx: before I ask, I just wanna tell you that I love you! You're one of my favorites! And I totally believe what you said about all of you having hearts! anyway... Demyx, you have a reputation of being a slight airhead. And it was said that your Somebody's name is Myde, a female. Is this true? Same goes for the others. Axel, your Somebody's name is known as Lea... xD.

4. for All: wil you teach me how to use your weapons?! Pretty please!??

and last, for dear Roxas: Roxas, do you know that Axel calls you Roxy behind your back? And you're always being compared to Sora, your Somebody. you know.. Sora is better yada yada... what do you think about this?

thanks if you answered my questions! Oh and have some sea salt ice cream, everyone ^_^.

~IceBlue20~

BRM: … -takes the ice-cream and cookies and gives *MOST* of them to the others, and bites into a cookie, because COOKIES OWN!-

Roxas: -takes his ice-cream and cookies- THAT ISN'T TRUE AT ALL! I hate that everyone seems to like AkuRoku; frankly, it makes me sick.

BRM: I celebrate Zemyx day. :D They're so cute together.

Zexion: No comment.

Xion: Heh, it's fine. Being the fourteenth member is kind of hard, since everyone's rank is above mine… But all in all, it's pretty good. I can go on killing sprees all I want, as long as I bring Larxene and let Axel burn down the orphanages.

BRM: …

Demyx: There are many names by Somebody could have had, but I know this for a fact: MY SOMEBODY IS NOT A GIRL. D:

Larxene: Of course… As long as you sign this form that says we aren't responsible if you die. –hands IceBlue20 the paper-

Roxas: I'm quite aware of that… And I could care less about it, until someone random says that Sora's better than me… It's kind of hard, actually, since some of my fangirls became Sora fangirls, as well…

Evening Organization XI.
1: This is for Xaldin. Why does everyone think you're an insane spear murdurer (I just made that up). You act bored in KH2, not insane.
2: Marluxia, are you related to Makota from Enchanted Arms, or him in disguise. You look similar.
3: Anyone with unusually long or spiky hair. How the hell does it stay under your hood while it's up?! It defies all laws of nature for hair to stay that way! So does all the darkness inside the hood.
4: Saix. Why do you go werewolf over Kingdom Hearts and say it's the moon. It's not.
And that's all.
Antares700

All but Xaldin: WE THINK HE'S AN INSANE SPEAR MURDERER BECAUSE HE IS ONE!

Xaldin: … They're entitled to their own opinions.

Marluxia: What's Enchanted Arms? D:

Axel: There's something called "hair cement."

Saix: I go berserk. Not werewolf. I draw my power from the moon.

I have but 3 questions.

To Xigbar: what happened to your eye?

To Luxord: i'm going to clarify my earlier question: why wern't you originally put in charge of castle oblivion in the first place? i mean you ARE a higher rank then Maluxia(who should look around this website to find the rumors i mentioned)

To everyone: whats with the stupid hair?

Oh and...*pulls out giant cookie*i WAS going to give this to you all but since SOMEONE insulted my grammar i'm keep it to my self.*takes a bite of cookie*

Trainalf

Xigbar: I can't tell you; sorry, man, but if I did, then ol' Xemmy would be after my head.

Luxord: Oh… I'm not quite sure, actually. ._. We all know the Superior was never right in the head… So none of us truly know the way he thinks…

All: WE DO NOT HAVE STUPID HAIR!

BRM: … It's Zexion's fault we don't get that cookie.

Zexion: LIES!

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BRM: Sorry it's kinda short, but I wanted to get this out on Axel's Christmas day. XD I won't post anything until Zexion's Xmas day, so come on, people! Ask more questions! I want to get out AT LEAST two more chapters before Christmas!

Xemnas: WE DEMAND COOKIES.

Demyx: And chocolate! :3

BRM: Yeah, chocolate's awesome… ._. But what I'm wondering is: Why is everyone like, a Demyx fangirl? D: I mean, I myself am one, but I like Demyx's personality… XD I bet we all do, but still. No one's defending Marluxia or Zexion. D:

Demyx: -nod nod- They need love, too!

BRM: So if any of you actually defend either one in a review, they'll reply back via the "Reply Review" click-y thing. –refuses to call it a button- Well, that's all for today! Bring in more questions!

Demyx: Bye! :D

Axel: … See ya.