Disclaimer: I OWN NOTHING! But since I'm in the story, I guess I own myself, right…?

OSHIT, XIGBAR'S X-MAS DAY! (I think?)

It's two days until Christmas.

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This was asked on Chapter 3, but I never saw it so… Sorry! D:

Since there was one for 3 and 4, I'll just make them ONE HUUUGE REVIEW. XD

Hey I'm back!!

To Zexy: First of all, you are one of the hottest members! *Gives kiss on head* YEAH I WENT THERE! BTW You made a mistake. You don't start sentences with but. "But yes, we'll probably kill Saix" should be "Also yes, we'll probably kill Saix" HA!

To Axel: I KNOW YOU'RE NOT RENO OR OVERRATED! The fangirls just talk 'bout you to much *Hugs Axel* BTW Look after Roxas for me 'kay?

To Marly: Why do you have pink hair?

To Larxene: STOP STEALING FROM AXEL! Plus that hair of yours makes you look like a bug.

To Xemnas: You are not better than Luxord. And if I can a be a negative member since I'm a somebody? PLEASE!! I'LL GET ALL THE HEARTS YOU WANT!

~BLISS

~Y.T.~

Wow BACK AGAIN! That's what happens when you up-date early!

Zexion: You said "fin" insted of "Find" AND I AM A ZEXY FAN GIRL! SEXY ZEXY!

Demyx: Your somebody IS named Myde, but it's a guy. He is a TURK! Go to Myde the Turk's profile and read "A return to Something"

Xemnas: ... YOU SUCK

Marly: You creep me out...

That's it for now! See ya!

~BLISS

P.S. Here are some cookies but Xemnas doesn't get any til I become a negative member!

~Y.T.~

Zexion: … No comment.

Axel: Sure thing. :3

Marluxia: I'm not sure. O_o

Larxene: I know. ;_; Stupid Square Enix just had to make someone with antennae.

Xemnas: I AM SOOO BETTER THAN LUXORD, FOR I AM THE SUPERIOR!

Zexion: Yeah, I found that out. ._. Thanks for telling me, though. BRM will try to get that fixed. And hoorah for fangirls…?

Demyx: MY SOMEBODY ISN'T A TURK! D: But sure, I'll check it out. XD

Xemnas: I DO NOT SUCK, FOR I AM THE SUPERIOR!

Marluxia: …

BRM: Thanks for your questions, Y.T. XD

Hello again! *gives away ice cream, cookies, chocolate cake, and chocolate*
Saix - I'm not even going to say anything about your insult last time. Let's just say I'm thinking of a million things in my head about what I want to do to you (as in crazy-I-want-to-kill-you stuff) and they aren't very pleasant... ^-^ Oh yeah, are you by any chance gay? He he, that's my small lil revenge...
Marluxia - I'm going to be "nice" and say you're not gay. Seriously, you're not. Tough guys were pink! Here's my question: what are your favorite flowers? I'll give you my huge lilac bush in front of my yard if you want. Honestly, it's huge. 0.0
Vexen & Zexion - Do you know, by any chance, what your IQ levels are? I give you my highest respect, which is rarely given to anyone. =D
Zexion - I don't think you're emo, I think you're a very intellectual person =] You're my favorite member. =]
To anyone who can answer this: can people with double-jointed fingers play piano very well? Seriously, this is what my bio teacher said to me.
Demyx - Nice choice of music! =D We should hang some time! ...Actually, scratch that. I'm not a very... socialable person... -_-' Sorry!
Thank you! -xRockxMetalxBbyx9-

Saix: … No comment.

BRM: HE'S GAY—FOR XEMMY!

Saix: LIES!

Marluxia: Thank you :D Finally, someone that doesn't say I'm gay! My favorite flower is, in fact, sakura petals… I'll accept your lilac bush, if you really want it gone… ._.

Zexion: I believe my IQ level is in the 200s.

Vexen: I have no idea… ._.

Zexion: Thank you.

Demyx: I don't know if that's actually true. ._. I don't have double-jointed fingers, so… Yeah. And thanks! We could—but I won't hold you accountable for your unsociable-ness.

Hallo!! I'm Gwen here to give some

BRM: Your review got cut off D: Review on this one with your questions, please! We want to know what your questions are!

5 questions!

1. Demyx! Your one of my favorites. You're so adorable. Are you good at multiple instruments, or just sitar?
2. Axel! How old are you/were you when you became a Nobody?
, how close to Axel would you say you are?
4. Axel, you're sexy. How do you think you got this way? XD
5. Xemnas, do you realize you say the words, "Kingdom Hearts" and "darkness" a lot?

Pharaoh-chan

Demyx: Thanks :3 And I'm only good at my sitar.

Axel: Around college age, I think.

Roxas: Haha… Axel and I are close, but just not THAT close.

Axel: I'm sexy because of my awesome-ness. B)

Xemnas: … No comment.

BRM: That means "I don't care" in Xemnas Language. :D

You never gave me any nicknames back... *Cries*
Ok, I'm better now... oh for Xemnas, if you want to know where Princess Mansex came from watch Hotpinkmidnite's Kingdom Hearts Random Crap: THE MUSICAL!... watch till the end and you'll understand. I suggest you watch all the episodes... they can be pretty funny. By the way, for theme songs, there is a song made just for Axel, its called Circle of Fire; Zexion, i think your song would be The Book of My Life, and Marluxia would probally have Like a Rose. Luxord would probally have The Gambler as a theme song. Now... Onto the questions
1. To Larxene: Why are you so touchy-touchy with Axel in Castle Oblivion?
2. To Luxord: I know what goes on in Xemmy's mind! Kingdom Hearts, World Domination and Saix!
3. To Saix: Many people that I know think that out of the organization, there is only two gentlemen (polite men) you (When you're calm) and Luxord. What do you say to this?
4. To Roxas: Did you hear Axel say 'That's not true... I would.' after you said 'No one would miss me.'?
5. To everyone: If you got your hearts back, would you still have all your powers?

Organization XIII lover

BRM: OKAWP, I am so sorry! D: Here, I'll put some up right now!

Xion: Her nickname for Axel is Axehole. In fact, Larxene uses it occasionally…

Larxene: Xemnas is obviously Mansex…

Demyx: She calls me Dem-chan. :D

BRM: … On the next chapter, I'll put up more nicknames. And I've watched that! SO FUNNY! XD

Larxene: … Because Square Enix made me that way.

Luxord: Of course, love! Those are possibly the only thing that goes on in the Superior's mind… But I'm sure that Saix comes second. Kingdom Hearts will always be first.

Saix: I say thank you. Not very many people seem to think I am a gentleman…

Roxas: Yeah, I did. But at the time, I was blinded by my determination to find answers, so I shook it off as a lie.

All: Of course we would! … Probably.

I'm making a point to be around this as often as possible now XD

-To Xemnas:

It'd be every heart at the prom (except mine, unless that'll make me a nobody) so now what do you say?

-To Xemnas:

In "Where Nothing Gathers", how are the heights of the thrones decided?

-To Xemnas (again):

How come your Kingdom Hearts is colored like a normal moon, but Baldinort's was blue?

-To Xion:

Are you by chance Aqua's nobody?

-To Vexen:

As the Chilly Academic, could you help me study for my tests at school?

yeshallbeasgods

Xemnas: If you have a strong will, you will become a Nobody… Hmm… I suppose I shall…

Saix: -HEARTBROKEN-

Xemnas: The height of the thrones are decided by the number of missions the number goes on. I'm not sure, actually… But Kingdom Hearts is encircled by yellow and purple…

Xion: Uh… No. I'm pretty sure I was created from Sora's memories of Namine, which is the reason I look like her so much, and why so many people think I'm her.

Vexen: I refuse, as utterly polite I can, to help you study. I have important experiments to conduct!

Ok! My Questions!

1.) Xigbar, how do you feel about corn chips? And did you know my friend XChiharu-Chan-10-SpringsXx gave you a girl friend?

2.) Xemnas, I think. Why are you so ashy?

3.) Axel, do you think you look like a clown?!

xx-Addict-For-Dramatics-xx

BRM: Oh! I think I know where your username came from :D I heard it in one of Taking Back Sunday's songs. "I'm an addict for dramatic!"

Xigbar: Corn chips are pretty cool, dude. They're like… Corn and chips at the same time! No, I did not know that…

Xemnas: I have no idea. ._.

Axel: I realize that. e.e; Why does everyone point that out?!

BRM: No one but her/him/IT (I'm not sure which one you are, sorry XD) ever said that, Axel…

Axel: … LIES!

Marly-nii: Is it true that you die your hair homicidal pink? By the way, you're my fave nobody! *Hugs your picture*

Zezy-kun:

MY TWO FAVORITE ORGY XI MEMBERS:

ZEXION AND MALUXIA

Xemnas: please defend them and tell everyone how awesome they are

hinamori-kun

BRM: They were in two separate posts… And your question for Zexion got cut off. D:

Zexion: 'Dye,' not 'die'.

Marluxia: I did not dye my hair. ._. Thank you, by the way. It's nice to know I'm loved. :3

Xemnas: … NEVER.

1. Zexion, back when you were Ienzo, did you have a family? If you did, who did it consist of?

2. Zexion, who would be your fav organization member?

3. Zexion, do you really think that Lexaeus is a "useless idiot" as you called him after his death in the Castle Oblivion arc?

4. Demyx, if you don't mind me asking, how old are you? People would say you're about 17 or so, but you look older, like about 22 or something.

5. Vexen, do you ever get any respect from the other members? Because you sure deserve it.

6. Marluxia, was it hard for you to master your scythe?

7. Saix, where would you rank yourself in terms of the most powerful in the organization?

8. Axel, why did you eliminate Zexion? He was very smart.

9. Lexaeus, you are Zexion's superior, so why did he order you around in Castle Oblivion?

10. Zexion, Marluxia was the lord of Castle Oblivion. So are you the lord of the basement floors?

11. Lexaeus, do you see Zexion as a younger brother?

x New Wave's Bossa Nova

Zexion: I don't quite remember much about Ienzo, to be honest. It was so long ago, and my memories have faded… My favorite Organization member would have to be either Lexaeus or Xion; they both know when to be silent. I won't answer the third question…

BRM: He said it for appearances, and I'm sure he was disgusted that Lexaeus died. :D

Demyx: I'm around 19 years old. I'm older than Zexion. :D He's around 17.

Zexion: …

Vexen: No, I do not… D: But thank you for your consideration!

Marluxia: Not really… Scythes aren't all that hard to master…

Saix: The most powerful, under the Superior.

Axel: He was messing up my plans, of course… And seeing him beg for his life was priceless! XD I had to 'eliminate' him because he knew what was happening, and could warn the others.

Lexaeus: Though I am of higher rank, Zexion is far more important than I.

BRM: Yeah, Zexion's sense of smell is superior to all of ours…

Zexion: The basement floors are part of Castle Oblivion, I'm afraid.

Lexaeus: … Kind of?

Hey again,questions just keep popping up in my head so i might as well ask them.*takes a bite of giant cookie*i'm never gonna finish this.

To Marluxia: why do you control such a gay element?

To Zexion: *takes another bite of cookie* why do you denied the obvious fact that your emo

To Roxas and xion: whats it like being the only kids in the organization? *takes yet another bite of the giant cookie*

To emo boy(Zexion): why do you use a book as a weapon? it's pathetic(like your hair).

To all: You all DO have weird hair,*takes bite of cookie*acually now that i think the only one who has normal hair in Xion.

*takes another bite of cookies*yum, chocolate,anyway, awnser those questions please, odds are i'll be back with more later,cya.

Trainalf

Marluxia: FLOWERS ARE NOT GAY! D:

Zexion: I am not 'emo'. I realize it means 'emotional', which cannot be me, and some people use it as a term for 'cutting'… I am not a cutter, either.

Roxas/Xion: Eh, it's okay. Sometimes, we can boss the others around, since we're more important than them.

Zexion: It is called a lexicon. It is not pathetic, you dumbass! Neither is my hair!

All but Xion: WE DON'T HAVE WEIRD HAIR!

BRM: Heh… I kinda do have weird hair, since it's cut short, so I can spike it up like L from Death Note… ._. AND WE DON'T CARE ABOUT YOUR COOKIE D:

Hey there! -gives everyone Org. XI plushies and they're not nude!- Aren't they cute...?

To the following characters:
Marluxia: Did you know that the petals falling from you are Sakura petals or Cherry blossoms? And I'll defend you in anyway I can cause I know you like Larxene...NOT Vexen...
Zexion: ENOUGH CORRECTING GRAMMATICAL ERRORS!! And I know that you're not Emo and why are you short?
Roxas: -whispers- I suggest killing Axel as a hobby every time he touches you...
Luxord: Why do you have I earrings in one ear?
Axel: I have two OCs and her name's Xerno she's the opposite of you and Reno and the other is Axle who is like Roxas', and Namine's personalities put together! I hope you three will get along onece you met them!
Larxene and Xion: More power for you Lady Superiors!
Xion: Did you know that your name is, like, from ZeXION's name?
Larxene: More power for the sadistic types! And who do you like more? Axel or Marluxia?
Xemnas: -gives fake miniature hearts- go crazy...

AitheHeartlessGirl a.k.a Axle

BRM: They ARE cute! :D

Marluxia: I did know that, but not at first. They're pretty, though. Thank you. :D

Zexion: It's genetic.

Roxas: That could work…

Luxord: I'm not sure, actually… Square Enix made me that way.

Axel: Xerno is an anagram of Reno except with an 'x', and Axle is my name, except the l and e are switched. I guess we could get along…

Xion: Whoa, I just realized that! :o Freaky.

Larxene: I like Marluxia more… HELLZ YES, US SADISTS WILL RULE THE WORLDS ONE DAY!

Xemnas: …? D: WHY ARE THEY FAKE?!

To Xemnas, who OWNS ALL N00BS: Do you Like Coffee?
To Larxene: ...Will you go out with me? (Already knows the answer, has braced himself for unimaginable pain)
To Axel: What are your dreams for the future, if you ever got a heart?
To Marluxia, who OWNS EVERYTHING: YOU ARE AWESOME DUDE! Also, if you could, who woul;d you date? (Sorry about the gay thing, just trying to win a bet that I made with my sis on if you were gay or not?
To Roxas: Do you like Namine?

GameM

Xemnas: Of course. :D

Larxene: NEVERRR. –throws kunai at GameM-

Axel: Marry Larxene, maybe. ._.

Larxene: WTF?!

Marluxia: Thanks. If you mean a guy I would date, I'd probably say Axel. If you mean a girl, then probably Larxene.

Larxene: …

Roxas: … I'm not answering this, because if I say 'yes,' AkuRoku lovers will hate me, and if I say 'no', Namixas lovers will hate me… It's a lose-lose situation.

Hello there, Organization XI bois, I'm Ki-chan and I have some questions for you all...all except for maybe Xaldin or Lexaeus. Oh, and here's some candy canes and eggnog for you all because it's the holidays.

1. My first question directs towards Axel: ARE YOU A VIRGIN? And how do you feel about girls? Oh, and why are you so damn awesome?
2. My second question goes to Saix: How do you feel about the whole crap with "Saix Puppy"? Do you hate it? Or support it? If you support it then I'll hunt you down and hurt you REAL bad!
3. My third questions goes to Demyx: We need to get together sometime, not like a date, but just to hang out- I play piano, we need to jam the night away, Dem!
4. My fourth question goes to Axel again: *whispers in his ear* I have naked pictures of Roxas...wanna see 'em...?
5. My fifth and final question directs towards Luxord: Why are you so cool? And can I get a kiss on the cheek, please?

Thanks you guys, hope my questions get answered! Enjoy the refreshments!

BRM: -accepts the stuff- XD

Axel: … I'm not. I'm straight. I'm awesome because I just am.

Saix: I hate it.

Demyx: Yeah, totally! :D

Axel: … Maybe.

Luxord: I'm cool because Square Enix made me this way, love. Sure. –kisses cheek-

Greetings. I am a scientist of sorts, so my questions are going to be very tricky. Infact, your brains could explode, because of the sheer trickyness of them all. Now, answer me these questions three!

To Vexen: I am still a bit confused on the ranking system in the Organization. You clearly try to exercise authority over Marluxia(and failed), plus Zexion acts like he is your higher up at some points in CoM. Here's a cookie for answering!

To Axel: Yo, Axel! The holidays are coming up, what do you plan on getting everyone? What COULD you get them, even if you didn't plan on getting them stuff? Here's a cookie for answering!

To Xemnas: You seem to fear Sephiroth a fair bit. Why? Couldn't the darkness within him help you fufill your agenda of...what IS your goal, now that KH is destroyed? Here's a...
um...tuna for answering!

Larxene, I believe the Wendy's question awhile back was a reference to your english VA. It's the girl from the Wendy's commercials.

...Luxord, Zexion! FIGHT TO THE DEATH!

That is all,
From Xertaks.

Vexen: No one has any respect for me anymore! T_T Zexion is far more important than I.

BRM: Yeah, because Zexy's sense of smell is better than your scientific stuff. XD

Axel: SHHH! I can't tell you! But I can tell you that I'm gonna try to get the Superior a heart so he'll finally shut up!

Xemnas: ARE YOU MAD? Sephiroth's like, UNBEATABLE! D:

Larxene: … WTF.

Zexion: Uh… How about no.

Roxas: Where do you get your hair done?
Demyx: Are you gay?
Marluxia: Did you get a sex change?
The Organization: Do you like icecream?
Axel: Do you like to swim?

Xemnas, you aren't allowed to have cookies!

Ukime Snow

Roxas: I REFUSE TO ANSWER THIS QUESTION. D:

Demyx: What the—?! I'm not gay!

Marluxia: Ahem. Despite popular belief, no, I am not a transvestite. And before you ask the question—no, I am not gay, either.

Demyx: … I find this person rather insulting. Why are people questioning my sexuality? T_T

All but Demyx (he's sulking), BRM, and Roxas: DUH!

Roxas: I'm kinda getting tired of eating ice cream…

Axel: No, I do not like to swim. Water and fire don't mix, got it memorized?

Xemnas: You cannot tell me what I can and cannot do.

BRM: Please, people, refrain from being… Insulting to the sensitive members like Demyx. They take it personally and rather harshly.

OMG! My friend didn't tell me she was talkign to you! OMG! now i get to ask Xiggy all sorts of questions! YAY! I see that my friend, Organization XI Lover, has told you about me... well yes... I LOVE YOU! On to the questions so i can fill my notebook up with more infomation about you!
1: Whats your favorite type of gun?
2: Did you lose your eye due to an falling book?
3: Do you still go over all the physics research you used to do?
4:Will you marry me? i'll give you anything you want if you do!
5: If not... will you take me to the prom and i'll sacfice my heart to your cause!

Xiggy Lover

BRM: … Well, would you look at that. Xigbar finally has a stalker.

Axel: It's amazing.

Xigbar: I don't have a favorite, darling; they're all pretty good. I did not lose my eye in a falling-book accident. No, not really. Uhm, no… Darling, I've been told that so many times before (not on this, of course, but different places), it's not funny anymore. Frankly, I'm tired of proms.

BRM: … Well. Xig Lover, don't worry, we'll try to get Xigbar to agree. XD Even if it means NOT GIVING HIM A CHRISTMAS PRESENT!

Xigbar: -le gasp!- You wouldn't! D8

BRM: Oh, I would.

Xigbar: Lady, you drive a hard bargain… -shakes head, before turning back to the questions- Eh… Sure, I guess… I've got nothing better to do, other than this…

Dear Axel...
What worlds have you been to? Which were your favorite?
Do you have a portal in your hood that your hair goes into so it don't get messed up... cuz i don't think your hair slicks down for teh hood, and if it doesn't slick down, then wouldn't the hood morph to shade your hair? Do you wear shirts under the cloaks? do teh gloves only go up to your wrists... is it easy fighting in the cloaks? Thats all... thank you! heres a box of highly flammable liquids. fell free to have fun with these and Vexens potions... i hear hes making a fire ball one…

I_Luv_Axel

Axel: Pretty much all of them. I don't have a favorite. Darling, there's something called hair cement. Of course I wear a shirt under my cloak! What if I get mauled by some random screaming fangirl, or play strip poker with guys? Bad mental images… Yes, the gloves do go up to my wrists. It's kinda easy fighting in them. –takes the flammable liquids- YES!

Vexen: Wh-what? I've never heard such a blatant lie in my life!

to Zexion: Did you know that emo means potato in Japanese?! (or so i've read...somewhere)

to Demyx: Are you from Naruto? I mean you have water clones...

to all: Speaking of Naruto, do you think that you would be able to win against the Akatsuki? I think you would!

to all again: um...if I decided to sell your weapons on Ebay, what would you do to me if I wasn't an already dead five thousand year old ancient egyptian spirit with powers over the shadow realm? (I'm a Yu-Gi-Oh! fangirl during my spare time...so ignore the weirdness of my question.)

I have too many names! .

Zexion: Weirdly enough, yes, I do know that. O_o

Demyx: … Er… No.

All: Of course we would! B)

BRM: -stares-

All: … Try to kill you? .__.

Xemnas: OR PRY YOUR WITHERED, DEAD HEART FROM THE VASE IT'S IN AND USE IT FOR KINGDOM HEARTS!

All but Xemnas: … -stares at him-

Xemnas: What? They put the vital organs of pharaohs in vases.

Xion: … Where in the worlds did you hear that?

Xemnas: GEOGRAPHY BOOKS D:

All but Xemnas: …

To all the Organization members: What do you want for Christmas? Please nothing sexual, or hearts. Thank You!

Brittney

Xemnas: WH-WHAT?! D8 WHAT DO YOU MEAN, NO HEARTS?! –having mental breakdown-

Xigbar: O_o –staring at Xemnas in mild disbelief- Uh, a new gun, prob'ly.

Xaldin: More knives.

Vexen: SOME RESPECT. T_T

Lexaeus: …

Zexion: For people to stop calling me 'emo'. -.- Seriously people, it's getting annoying. Oh, and I want a new book.

Saix: I want Xemmy for X-mas. –heart-

Axel: … -edges away from Saix- A flamethrower.

Demyx: A new fish. ._. My last one died.

Luxord: A new set of cards, love.

Marluxia: Money, of course. :3

Larxene: More kunai. :3

Roxas: Er… I'm fine with anything, really, as long as it's not ice-cream.

To Demyx, since you don't get a lot of questions:

How hard is it to shape the water? I would imagine it's pretty hard, but I don't know that kind of stuff.

To Vexen, since as far as I've seen you don't get any questions:

Are you really a scientist and/ or doctor, since so many fics I've seen have you in one or both of those positions?

To Zexion:

What is your weapon, anyway? The guides I've seen offer, alternately, nothing, a book, and a lexicon.

To Everyone:

What's the weirdest/most annoying/just plain freakiest thing you've done on sugar?

To Axel:

How do you do the thing where you leap through walls of fire, and doesn't that hurt?

SUGAR!11!!!!ELEVEN!!11!

Demyx: It's kinda hard at first, but once you get the hang of it, it's pretty easy.

Vexen: I am truly a scientist at heart.

Zexion: My weapon is a lexicon.

All but Xemnas: -in a dundunDUN manner- We listened to Xemnas.

Xemnas: …

Axel: That is a secret I will never tell. My element is fire, baby; it doesn't hurt me unless I want it to.

BRM: That was a flippin' SHITLOAD of questions X_x If the answers aren't satisfactory (my fingers are twitching from the amount of Mountain Dew I'm drinking, and the double-chocolate cookies I'm eating at the moment aren't helping with my sugar situation), feel free to tell me so.

Xemnas: Before we end this—PLEASE, PEOPLE, STOP ASKING SOMEONE IF THEY'LL TAKE YOU TO THE PROM. Please. Just… Stop.

BRM: Yeah.