Disclaimer: I don't own Kingdom Hearts.
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P.S., if I missed anyone, I'm putting up the reviews on chapter 5. ._. So the person who said they have a beagle named Holly…
Demyx: That's cool :D Like, seriously.
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Thank you, guys, for answering my questions. Much appreciated... SOIMMAGONEGIVEYAMOAR! D hope you enjoyed the eggnog... *evil chuckle* *gives BRM more mountain dew*
Axel- *chuckle* Not a virgin? Who was the lucky girlie? ...how was it...? And would you go out with a girl version of Roxas, then? Oh you can't have the pictures of Roxy, by the way...considering you're STRAIGHT.
To All- Is anybody in the Organization a possibility of NOT being heterosexual? Anybody? Hm? Come on? Even bisexual is okay...
To All- HEY, LISTEN UP! Okay, guys, I want a definite answer from all of you. Considering you're in a game that involves plenty of Disney movies, what are your favorite Disney movies? And I wanna know *evil eye*
To Marluxia- Have you ever raped anybody before? ...will you rape me? Please? I'll give you some roses.
To Luxord- *blushes from kiss* Wanna dance?
Thanks again, guys!
Ki-chanForPresident
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BRM: THANK YEWZ! –takes the Mountain Dew-
Axel: … Larxene, great, probably, and… PLEASE GIVE THEM TO MEEE D8
Xion: … Desperate, much…?
BRM: :0 I think Roxas is bi. Axel sure is. XD
Xion: -nods- Pretty much every guy in the Organization is gay or bisexual, except for Luxord.
Xemnas: THIRD QUESTION, ANSWER BY NUMBER! –points at BRM- And no participating!
BRM: Fine. T_T
Xemnas: I don't watch Disney. ._.
Xigbar: … Er… I'm not familiar with Disney movies. –shrugs- But I guess I'd go with Beauty and the Beast, 'cause that dudette totally beat Xaldin.
Xaldin: She has amazing man-strength for such a small woman.
Everyone: -snickers-
Xaldin: Hmm, Peter Pan.
Vexen: I do not watch Disney movies.
Lexaeus: … Prince Caspian.
Zexion: … -twitch- Pirates of the Caribbean. All of them.
Saix: Tinkerbell.
Axel: Every Halloweentown movie, babe.
Demyx: The Even Stevens Movie! 8D
Luxord: Pirates of the Caribbean: Dead Man's Chest.
Marluxia: Confessions of a Teenage Drama Queen. x3
Larxene: NONE OF THEM.
Roxas: … I'll have to go with Larxene on this one.
Xion: Same.
BRM: Yes, apparently, ALL of those are Disney movies…
Marluxia: WHAT? o.o I have never raped anyone, and I do not intend to!
Larxene: It isn't rape if you're willing XD
Marluxia: …
Luxord: … Sure?
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I'm
back! This questions are based on Arcana Heart...I think...
Xemnas:
-gives the Hope Card from CCS- Since you don't like FAKE hearts, I'll
give you that and ask Marluxia if he can activate it...
Demyx: If
you have one wish, what would it be? If taking over the world and
killing Xemnas is your choice, I suggest you consult Dr. Kira of
Arcana Heart.
Vexen: Do you know anything about Elemental Science?
Because I can totally help you with that! I'm expert at it! I once
made a female robot made with of Elemental Science.
Zexion: I
won't ask you to the prom cause I'm just a first year. At our school,
only 3rd and 4th years can only go to the prom. And I feel your pain.
I'm kinda half your height...
Koshmar(the Arcana of Punishment)A.K.A. AitheHeartlessGirl
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Xemnas: … Okay?
Demyx: I'd probably wish that Roxas and Xion wouldn't have to leave, or that we regain our hearts back.
Vexen: … Elemental Science? o_o What's that?
Zexion: … I swear, one day, us short people will rule the world.
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HI!!
Merry Xmas!! Cookies and jelly and coke for everyone!
OK heres my
questions
To everyone--
Who do you think would be the best
character to cosplay
What do you think of yaoi
If you could
kill anyone in the Organization who would it be
To Saix-
How
do you get your hair that colour and how do you get elf ears
BYE
ChiChiChan
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Everyone: THANKIES!
All but Axel: … -looks at Axel- He'd be SO easy to cosplay, and we know how he gets his hair like that, so…
Larxene: Yaoi FTW!
Xemnas: I'd kill Axel. Or Marluxia. Either one's fine.
Axel and Marluxia: … -backs away from Xemnas-
Saix: They're both natural -.-
BRM: LOL NO, he dyed his hair. XD
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To Demyx: *hugs* Those meanies! Have I ever hurt your feelings(Uh, or non-feeling things)? If so I'm sorry! Oh, and do you want me to beat the crap outta those who bother you?
Vexen: Since you say you're smart I'm here to prove you wrong. About how Demyx says you guys do have hearts, it's true. You guys do have hearts, they took the form of heartles. So yeah you have hearts you just don't know where they are.
Zexion: Sorry about before. Oh I bet you knew this but emo isn't even a real word. I looked it up in the dictionary and it wasn't there.
To all: Sorry but just so people don't ask this again, are any of you gay?
Xemnas: Make me a negative member *pulls out bloody axe* or I'll be swinging this at you all day long. Plus I have REAL hearts to give you~
Marly: Sorry about before. I read this fic and it made me mad at you. After reading your answers I realized it was the stupid author I should be mad at... SORRY!!
~Y.T.~
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Demyx: -hugs back- Nope. Sure, but Xion, Larxene, and Zexy will intervene if the hate comments go too far.
Zexion: CUZ WE LOVE HIM.
All: … -stares at Zexion-
Zexion: What? It's true.
Vexen: … -cough- MY WORD IS LAW!
Zexion: It's okay. Though, apparently, "emo" means "potato" in Japanese, I believe.
BRM: Yes. Everyone but Luxord, Larxene, and Xion are—well, Roxas, Demyx, Axel, and Zexion are bi, so… -shrugs-
Xemnas: OKAY, OKAY! –cowers- Just don't kill me! T_T
Marluxia: … It's okay?
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I'm back again*takes another bite*man this is huge.
To Demyx:why are you such a coward?
To Larxene: do you actually like any of the guys in the organization or would you not even touch them with a ten foot pole?
To emo boy(listen zexion,thats all i'm calling you so your wasting your breath complaining):How did you death feel? having all the life force sucked out of you?
To Roxas:you DO realise how weird axel is right?*takes another bite of cookie*
To Luxord: Are you british? you sound british.
I got more questions but i'll ask them and i may send you all some of those cookies if-nah you'd never be up to it.
Trainalf
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All: FOR THE LAST TIME, WE DON'T CARE ABOUT YOUR EFFING COOKIE!
Demyx: Wahhh, I'm not a coward!! ;A;
BRM: … Considering the situation, he can use my computer-face. NO ONE ELSE CAN!
Zexion: DON'T BE HATIN' ON DEMYX!
Larxene: … WTF. I'm in between those two options.
Zexion: How do you think it feels? I died, like, TWICE. (If you don't get why I died twice, then seriously, go see a fucking therapist or something.) I am not answering this question, asshole.
BRM: Zexy, watch your language!!
Zexion: …
Roxas: Yes, I realize that. -.-
Luxord: I am indeed British.
All: We don't CARE about your damn cookies, BRM gave us an endless supply in return for staying here!
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My turn!! I wanna ask questions too!
1) Xemnas :- What's your
opinion of the other members?
2) Roxas :- How does sea salt ice
cream taste like?
3) Marluxia & Zexion :- Hey, I don't think
both of you are gay or emo. In fact, I think Zexion's weapon is
pretty cool! Where'd you get it?
4) Vexen :- Can you make it snow
in the Sahara Desert?
5) Everyone :- Are you all okay being
cramped into BRM's room?
I got christmas presents for everyone!!
Roxas :- 13 sea salt ice creams!! (I know you're
tired of them, so, if you don't want it, give them to Axel)
Larxene
:- 12 um... Axel plushies to torture?
Marluxia :- 11 Sakura
trees
Luxord :- 10 new pack of cards
Demyx :- 9 different types
of musical instruments!! (I don't know how to play them. Teach me
please!!)
Axel :- I got you everything flamable!!
Saix :- I
honestly don't know what to get you so, I'm giving you a Xemnas
plushie.
Zexion :- I got you six new books!! Like it?
Lexaeus
:- Want a cookie?
Vexen :- I'm giving you your present once you
may it snow in Sahara. Scratch that, once you make it snow world
wide!!
Xaldin :- 3 brand new lances
Xigbar :- I've got you your
bullet refills!
Lastly, Xemnas :- Here, have all the heart plushies you want!!
Just for the record, :- how many years did you all take to build Castle Oblivion and the World that Never Was?
Love ya all and Merry Christmas!!
LS
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Xemnas: They all suck.
Roxas: Kind of salty at first, but then it turns sweet. :3
Marluxia/Zexion: Thanks?
Zexion: I don't know, actually. ._.
Vexen: I probably could.
All but BRM: Nah, we're fine. She has a pretty big room.
Roxas: ICE-CREAMS! –throws one at Axel- HAH, take that!
Axel: …?!
Larxene: I love my gift! X3
Marluxia: IT'S JUST WHAT I WANTED!
Luxord: Yay, new cards. :3
Demyx: I only know how to play the sitar. ._.
VIII to VI: YESSSSSSSSSSSSSS.
Lexaeus: … Sure?
Vexen: Psh, like I care. –does not like Christmas-
III to I: YAYYYYYYYYYY :D
Xemnas: I don't remember, actually. o.o; I think they were already there.
All: MERRY BELATED CHRISTMAS!
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It is I...(clutches fist in dramatic fashion)...Xertaks! I fear I must ask more questions, so I may proceed with PLAN OMEGA EMO CINCO! There are five this time! FEAR NUMBER 5!
1.) Xigbar, why are you so swishy? Every time I see you, you seem to talk with your hands, or move dramaticly. Why is that? Have this pickle as a thanks for answering!
2.) Xaldin, do you realize your Mutton-Chops are sentient? Yeah, they are alive. Poke em'! Have this comb as thanks!
3.) Lexaeus, how high would you estimate your I.Q. to be? Many seem to forget that you, too, were a scientist. Have some steak au puave (with pepper, basically) as thanks! It's spicy, so have Demyx's water handy!
4.) Vexen, I indeed respect you quite a bit. Infact, ever since Re:Com was released in the US, I have realized that you are my new favorite Organization member, even more so than Axel or Larxene! So my question, sir, is why your chair is the lowest!? Surely your experiments don't hold more importance than beating out some other, less respectful members! Have some ice cream!
5.) Xemnas, you are my second favorite, as of a week ago. I realized that ruling over thirteen other lunatics has to be a mind-numbing task, and that in itself deserves respect. Who do you believe is the LEAST loyal to you, other than Axel, Roxas, or Xion? And can you say "ETERNAL!" in the most dramatic way you can possibly muster for meh? Take this heart as a token of my gratitude. I wrestled it away from Yazoo. That's almost like Sephiroth's heart, right?
Zexion, you get NOTHINGNESS because even though you rock beyond reason, you receive a lot of attention as is. But here! Have a baked potato! See, I'm nice!
Thanks guys! Original Six FTW!
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Xigbar: That's because I rock. And I do it for the stupid people out there. (And I love annoying Zex by doing that.)
Xaldin: …
Lexaeus: Higher than Xemnas', I am sure.
Vexen: The chairs heights tell us how many missions we have gone on, or how well we have done them.
BRM: Yeah, Vexen sucks at his missions. He wasn't even able to tell Sora everything!
Vexen: SHUT UP, YOU!
Xemnas: I'd say Marluxia.
-dundunDUN music is played-
Xemnas: -throws hands up into the air dramatically- ETERNAAAAAAAAAAAAAL!
BRM: … That sucked.
Zexion: … -stares at the baked potato- Thanks?
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Hey XD Taking Back Sunday is awesome! I am woman, hear me roar! War! XD. Yeah, I am silly, I know.
To everyone; Did you guys ever have to freakin' jump somebody? I mean, straight up pouncing. Just freakishly fun --beating up someone for no apparent reason!
:D
xx-Addict-For-Dramatics-xx
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BRM: Yes, TBS is, and yes, yes you are XD
Axel: I had to jump Xaldin once O_o he almost killed me, though.
Roxas: … I've jumped Axel before. A word of advice: never jump him from behind in a dark alley at night.
Xion: Jumping Roxas is fun XD He screams like a little girl.
Roxas: -blushes- Sh-shut up!
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*Is
counting the munny she got from selling weapons while eating raw
steak*
Nine thousand, nine hundred eighty eight...*munch
munch*
*Notices Organization XI and accidentally spits blood/raw
steak on them (sorry in advance for staining your cloaks)*
Oh god…
*Hides munny behind back*
Um...hi...*is sweating*...what
munny? I don't know what you mean!
What are you talking about?!
*sweating*
I didn't sell any weapons!! On Ebay!
*panicking*
WHAT
DO YOU MEAN?!! I HAVE NOTHING BEHIND MY BACK!! YOU'RE
CRAZY!!
*twitches, then gives in*
Fine...take back your
weapons...*hands them the weapons*
I just needed them to make
copies to sell to cosplayers. :D
Oh and Xemnas, there's two
problems with "Prying my withered, dead heart from its vase and
using it for kingdom hearts"
First, only pharaohs could
afford to get embalmed. I am not a Pharaoh. I am a thief. (how do you
think i stole your weapons?!)
*begins to scream*
APPARENTLY,
WE COULD NOT "AFFORD" TO BE MUMMIFIED. APPARENTLY, WE COULD
"AFFORD" TO WATCH OUR FAMILIES BEING MELTED DOWN INTO GOLD
OBJECTS, AND THEN GETTING SEALED IN THOSE OBJECTS!
*calms down
instantly*
Second, and I can't believe you didn't notice this, the
ancient egyptians did take out the vital organs during mummification,
and they kept them in jars, but they left the heart in the body
because they believed that it was where a person's memories were
stored, and that it was vital to continue into the afterlife.
Because
they believed that the heart was where memories were stored, they
took the brains out the noses with a hook.
*holds up hook* WANNA
SEE HOW THEY DID THAT?! *evil grin*
No volunteers? aww, too bad. i
already got the jars ready. *kicks jar*
BTW, if you want, you can
pry the heart out of the meat puppet that is my vessel!! (my hikari,
in other words.) As long as you let me drink the blood.
MUAHAHAHAHAHA!...what are you looking at? I DON'T HAVE PROBLEMS!!
D:
Well, on to the Questions!
1. to Larxene: You do
know you are related to Pikachu?
2. to all: There's a lot of
videos on youtube of you guys doing random anime dances/openings
(like the Hare Hare Yukai and the Lucky Star opening dance.) Which
one annoys/bothers/scares you the most?
3. to all: If they don't
annoy/bother/scare you, can i have dance lessons?! I need help on the
Hare Hare Yukai.
...And I'm out of ideas (that make sence).
Meh.
By the way...
*pulls the Akatsuki out of a bag*
I
brought these guys along.
You said that you can beat them, so kill
them all! NOW!
D
*the Akatsuki stare at her*
I DON'T
HAVE PROBLEMS!
I have too many names! .
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Xemnas: … One: You're insane. Two: You're a freaking vampire.
Larxene: … I'm not related to that damn thing.
All: We don't really mind, 'cause we can track 'em all down later and murder them in their beds. –evil laughter-
BRM: …
All: Sure!
Xion: -waves- Hi.
Konan: -waves- Hi.
Pein: … WTF.
Zexion: We're all wondering that.
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Mind
if I ask a question? =3
To Zexion: I don't think you're emo! In
most of my fanfictions you are accualy in there! Do you mind if I
make you more social then most people think you are?
To Marluxia: Bah! You where the first KH character I ever saw. Anyway- if you ruler of Castle Oblivion (or whatever that blasted castle is called), how come Sora killed you?
To All: Do you think it sucks that nearly everytime Sora fights someone they die?
One
more. =]
To Xaldin and Luxord: Are you two British? Everytime I
fight you on the game you sound British.
TancredFan
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Zexion: Thanks…? Er, I'm fine with that.
Marluxia: BECAUSE HE'S STUPID AND THE KEYBEARER AND DUMB AND THE KEYBEARER AND BLINDED BY LOVEEEE.
All: YES.
Xaldin/Luxord: Yes, yes we are.
BRM: Either that, or Xaldin is pretty good at sounding British.
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I'm BACK! And I have more questions! But First... (Gives coffee to Xemnas, and gives cookies to everyone else) Okay, TIME FOR ZE QUESTIONS OF DOOM!
Xemnas: Who do you hate the most out of
everyone you've met, BESIDES Sora?
Larxene: Who would you date if
you could?
Vexen: You are AWESOME! Um, anyway to the question:
Do
you like PIE?
Demyx: If you could pick any weapon to use in place
of your sitar, which would you use?
Roxas: What's your favorite
Food?
Namine: Do you like Roxas?
GameM
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Xemnas: Axel. –glares at Axel-
Axel: D:
Larxene: … Probably Axel or Marluxia.
Axel: :D
Vexen: … Yes?
Demyx: NO! –hugs his sitar- I would keep my sitar! D:
Roxas: Despite popular belief, my favorite food is crackers. (Okay, that falls under the snack category, but crackers are cool.)
Namine: … -blushes- Maybe?
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Ok... for Christmas, i got the English version of Kingdom Hearts Rechain of memories. I HATE IT! well, not really but, i am upset over the way teh pronounce Marluxia's name! Marloosha! thats what it freakign sounds like! Marloosha... that is what makes you seem gay! i thought you were all cool, until i heard your name and i think WTF?! i still think your cool but i refuse to call you Marloosha! Your name shall forever be pronounced as its spelled to me. Anothign that that bugged me was teh voices. Sora's was too mature; Zexion's... Zexion had the voice of Daerin from Sailor moon (need i say more); Larxene's laugh sounded wrong.. more forced then cruel; and Vexen's voice sounded too young! anyways on to teh questions!
1: Marluxia: What do you
think of how your name is pronounced?
2: Marluxia: Are you
french?
3: Zexion, i don't think your emo. i think your cool, and
your weapon is what i think teh most powerful because knowledge is
power!
Does it really matter who i am
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Marluxia: I think I agree with you on how my name is pronounced. BRM refuses to pronounce my name "Marloosha." ._.
BRM: CUZ IT'S GHEY.
Marluxia: So, I guess I'd have to go with the way BRM always thought it was pronounced: Mar-lux-ee-ah. I don't think I'm French, either.
Zexion: Yes, knowledge is power.
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Hello
everyone!Hope this isn't too long...
To Butt Zex [lol xD]:I know
your not emo,you just need a good book,and no one annoying you!And
how is it that you always get called emo by your hair? It totally
rocks!And can change color [your hair in fanfictions can range from
silver to violit,and to all out RAINBOW!]
To Demy-kins:Your
hair,sitar skills,and your personality kick ass!Um,can i give you a
hug?And be friends with you?We could have a great time playing music
all day if we hung out!
To Mans-Xemnas:Why, oh why do you have to
have everything say "that never was" Like,The Kitchen That
Never Was.I find it creepy,but in a good way?
To Vexy:Here's some
dangerous highly toxic chemicals for you to experiment with!All i
want to know is why your always paired with Marluxia.
To Marly the
Great:Why do people say your a rapist?Your friggin cool!
To
Larxene:Can you please kill Axel with your kunais for me?Im still
pissed that he made Repliku kill Zexion here,so please?
To Fire
Crotch [Axel]:How do you feel about all those GMVs with you and the
song Hips Don't Lie? Cause i find them truely humorous.
Well bye
for now,i send more questions later!~IShallStealYourHeart
[TheCloakedNocturneXV] P.S,BRM,did you get a copy of Kingdom Hearts
Re:CoM?It rocks!
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Zexion: Some people believe that people with hair covering one of their eyes are "emo." My hair color does NOT change color; it is, quite obviously, silvered blue.
Demyx: Sure! :3
Xemnas: … BECAUSE "THAT NEVER WAS" IS COOL. D8
Vexen: I think it's because they don't trust me alone…
Marluxia: I don't know why, and it wounds me! T_T Why won't people accept that I am not a rapist? (Except you, because… You're cool in my book now.)
Larxene: Why, what a coincidence, BRM is mad at Axel for the same reason! o.o; Er, no. I can't kill Axel, because his fangirls will come after me, and I would be too outnumbered to kill them all.
Axel: They're evil. T_T
BRM: I didn't. ;A; But I'm trying to find any of the Kingdom Hearts games in the video game stores where I live—BUT THEY'RE NEVER THERE! D8 I'll have to resort to trying to get them on eBay or Amazon or SOMETHING.
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BRM: X_X I finally finished it. BE THANKFUL.
I'm sorry if any answer is unsatisfactory, but I rushed it so I could get it out today! (I'm such a procrastinator…) I'll update quicker next time! ;A; Sorry for the late update!!
