BRM: Wahh…! Zack! He DIED! DX Why…?! You know, I just realized Cloud could've saved Zack if he gave him a Phoenix Down… My brother just disagreed with me. But he said, "But he got his revenge, beating Sephiroth one-on-one." Eh… See? My brother is SMARTER THAN ME. D8 I wanna be smarter for once!
And then, he said, "Guess what Cloud does? Whooped Hojo's ass, too!" because Hojo was the one that experimented on Zack and Cloud, making Cloud half-crazy. I don't like Hojo, that ASSHAT.
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Disclaimer: I own nothing except for myself.
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Yeah what other questions do i have to ask.
First i would like to apologize for any stupid questions, half of them are from fans who don't come do this website.
Anyway... To Vexen: How exactly did you make that replica in castle oblivion.
To Demyx: Your not much a fighter are you?(even though as seen in Radiant garden you can fight well)
To Marluxia: why do you like flowers so much? and above all why do they have to be the most pathetic color ever.
To everyone: Who's your favorite and most hated member in the organization?
Hope you awnsers these questions,cya next time
Trainalf
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BRM: …
Vexen: By magic! Mwahahaha!
Everyone: … -steps away from him-
Vexen: What? D:
Demyx: No, not really. I prefer the nonviolent approach.
Marluxia: … -twitch- Did he just insult…!?
Larxene: -nods slowly in horror- He did.
Marluxia: RAWR!! –is restrained by Axel, Saix, Larxene, and Luxord-
Luxord: Violence isn't the answer, Marluxia.
Marluxia: SAYS YOU!
BRM: -coff- Anyway, the most hated is obviously Axel since he has one of the largest fanbases, Vexen 'cause hello, he's just disgustingly old and resembles what a pedophile should look like, and Lexaeus, since he seems stupid. No offense, Lex.
Lexaeus: None taken.
Xion: The favorite members are: Roxas, because he's just cute like that, me, because I'm cool like that, Zexion, since he's smart, Demyx, because, hello, everyone should love him, and Luxord, because he's a gentleman.
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To Xigber-
What's the farthest target you can hit and still hit the center of the target?
To Xaldin-
Those are alot of spears, and they look custom made. How much could those have possibly cost?
To Saix-
Is your claymore terribly heavy? Could I try to lift it?
To Axel-
What do you think of your song? I personally love it.
To Xemnas-
The naming ceremony, doesn't it get tiring trying to think up new names with X's for everyone?
Yeshallbeasgods
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Xigbar: As far away as I need to be.
Xaldin: They cost more than your dead body and all your possessions, that's for sure.
Saix: … No, and no.
Axel: If you're talking about my 'theme song', as BRM has dubbed it, then yeah, I like it.
Xemnas: I use the first name that comes to mind, actually.
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On to the questions[of doom]
Butt Zex:Someone is a tad bit grouchy today ne?Now I have the same hair cut as you,but black,and with blue ,have you ever hid naughty magazines or books behind your lexicon?And do you like Demyx,even as a friend?Marluxia the Great:Who would you share a paoupu with if you could?And Thanks for calling me cool -Lar:Um,if your element is electricity,then how do you take baths without electrifying yourself?Fire Crotch:Have you ever made Xemnas' hair catch on fire?Cause is would be hilarious if you ,the Almighty Ruler of Hearts[cough,of Gayness]:Most people i know describe you as a deranged,pychopath who just wants to eat and rape little children,and then run off and steal hearts,how do you reply to that?And how do you feel about that Xemboobs video on youtube?Dem-Dem:Can you teach me how to play the sitar?I need to learn to play more instruments anyway,so pwease!?And i give you jello,cause jello is -Roxy:Who do you admire most in the Organization?And who do you hate?Just wondering,how did you entertain yourself while in Sora's body,i mean,do you just sit there,in total darkness,and just see what he sees?To All:Do you guys decorate your rooms?And how?What is all of you guys' favorite color/s if you have any?Last but not least,how did you guys get your weapons and how long did it take to master it?Well,done with my questions, for now *insert evil laughter here* Well see ya,and hopefully BRM will get the game and mountain dew for you all!
TheCloakedNocturneXV
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Zexion: One: No. Two: Sure.
Marluxia: Larxene, maybe. :3 And you're welcome!
Larxene: I can control my element, stupid.
Marluxia: -GASP- Larxy! BE NICE!
Larxene: NO.
Axel: I have, and I almost got turned into a Dusk, darling.
Xemnas: I am NOT like that at all. And… I will seriously kill you.
BRM: BE NICE, MANSEX.
Xemnas: Stop calling me that!
Demyx: Sure! :3 Thanks for the jello.
Roxas: I don't admire anyone, and I hate Vexen because he's a pedophile. I did just sit there, seeing what he saw; it was rather boring.
All but Xemnas: We decorate them according to our likes and dislikes.
Xemnas: … What they said.
Zexion: My favorite color is black.
BRM: That's a shade.
Zexion: I know, and I don't care.
Roxas: My favorite colors are black and white.
BRM: They're shades.
Roxas: I know, but they're cool.
BRM: I've gotta agree with you there.
Xemnas: Everyone else's favorite color is either the color of their hair, their element, or some gay color.
All but Larxene and Marluxia: We took about a month or so to master them.
Larxene/Marluxia: WE MASTERED OURS WITHIN TWO WEEKS! –mwahaha-
BRM: Hopefully I will. –takes the Mt. Dew- MT. DEW PWNS ALL!
Xion: -.- Weirdo. –hands the jello to Demyx-
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to demyx i think your cool but i just have one thing to say how do you play a sitar?
to xigbar do you realize you look like a pirate?
to larxene why are you angry all the time I mean seriously chill out!
to luxord poker or blackjack?
to zexion what do you keep in your lexicon?
to all if you play video games which are your favorites?
jadord
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Demyx: -nods seriously- With a lot of practice.
BRM: (I have no idea how to play a sitar, so that's the only response you'll get.)
Xigbar: Why yes, yes I do.
Larxene: YOUR MOM.
Luxord: Poker.
Zexion: Information.
All: Final Fantasy FTW.
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Hello, all.
*Has spent the time she was supposed to be writing a book report writing this*
*grins* Thanks, Xemnas. I take being called insane as a compliment. Oh, and I'm not a vampire! I'm a mix of: Vampire Dark Elf Dragon Werewolf(1 hour later) and Eevee.
And Larxene, I shall forever refer to you as 'Pika'. But you should be happy about that, because the Pikachus are planning a full-scale invasion of earth.
And, the reason I want you guys to kill the Akatsuki is because i wanted one of their cloaks, and they did not give me one. Now, gimme one of your cloaks or i'll be forced to feed you to the Death Eaters.
Now, my questions will probably get me attacked/killed. So, lets get on with them! :D
1. To Xemnas: Darth Vader says he wants his lightsabers back.
2. To Saix: *begins singing the Sailor moon theme song*
3. To Roxas, Axel, Saix, and Xemnas: You guys are the main dancers/main characters in the Kingdom Hearts 2 version of the Lucky Star Opening. Start dancing. Oh, did i mention that the main characters are chibi high-school cheerleader girls? With high-pitched voices? By the way...if you all refuse, I will put caramelldansen mind-controlling parasites in your drinking water. :D
4. To all:...Ahem, have you locked your doors?
*walks out of room dragging a bag that suspiciously looks like spare weapons while whistling innocently*
See ya.
I have too many names!
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BRM: You're really loyal to this. –nods- Thank you for always reviewing.
Xemnas: … WTF?
Larxene: SHORT PEOPLE WILL RULE THE WORLD AND KILL THE PIKACHUS.
BRM: -smirks cuz she's short-
Pein: … Itachi, give them your cloak.
Itachi: Why ME?
Pein: Because, for one thing, I don't want to see Kisame without his cloak.
Itachi: Make Deidara give her a cloak!
Deidara: -sigh- Fine, un. –takes off his cloak and BRM stares at his smexiness- -hands the cloak to 'I have too many names'- Happy now, un?
Xemnas: THEY ARE AERIAL BLADES, NOT LIGHT SABRES.
Saix: … -twitch-
Roxas: -insane giggle- XD I love Caramelldansen!
BRM: -looks away from Deidara- OMY, same here!
BRM/Roxas: -starts dancing the Caramelldansen-
All but BRM and Roxas because they're too busy dancing: … Yes?
Everyone: Bye…?
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to axel, ur my favorite character ever, but have you and roxas ever thought of having a 3some with a... um... certain female sadist? to manse... i mean- (dodges lightsabre) xemnas, ytf are you so obsessed with star wars? to saix, have you and man-- "ITS XEMNAS!!" --yeah him, anyways have you ever... you know... had gay sex? to demyx, why are you so f*ing annoying? last, to all of you, what are your worst nightmares? mine's demyx playing his sitar in a concert and i have to listen.
pyroman
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Axel: Um. No.
Xemnas: I'm not obsessed with Star Wars, dipshit -.- I don't even LIKE Star Wars.
Saix: That is none of your business, fucker.
BRM: … -reads the next question- OH HELL NO. Usually, I'd reprimand you for that, but insulting Demyx earns him an Insult Card. Anyone can insult him now. DEMYX IS NOT ANNOYING, DAMMIT!
Demyx: -cries because he read the question, too-
Zexion: -pats Demyx's back awkwardly- There, there…? –points at pyroman- DON'T INSULT DEMYX OR I WILL HURT YOU.
All: Our worst nightmare is you.
BRM: Ooh, BURN!
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Hello again! I'm so glad you guys answered my questions, it makes me feel all warm and cold at the same time inside! *gives BRM cookies and ice cold milk* *taps chin and thinks of more questions...*
Axel- So tell me, Axel, why Larxene? Was she asking for it? Was she unwilling? 'Cause honestly, I can't see Larxene willingly letting you eff her up *snort* *quickly shows picture of naked Roxas infront of Axel's eyes before shooting it back and away again*
Luxord- ...*tackles to ground and begins kissing him* it's because he's the only straight one *snog*
Xemnas- *slaps upside the head* get a HOLD of yourself, man! Disney movies PWN!! :3 have you and Saix slept togezer? hm? tell teh Ki-chan ;3 *slaps everybody who didn't give their correct Disney movie answer* you all sicken me... And especially YOU Roxas! ...Xion you're off the hook, you're just adorable...
Axel- okay, this is kind of a vulgar question but I REALLY REALLY WANNA KNOW! What is the exact length of your dick?
Marluxia- Lol, yeah I realized that after I posted my questions. Okay, okay, Marluxia will you take this roses as a favor that *voice changes to somewhat frantic and demented* you will sleep with me?!
Thanks guys! I appreciate your answers! *hugs everybody twice*
Ki-chanForPresident
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BRM: Hah, yes! XD
Axel: Because we were drunk, she was, she wasn't, and SHOW ME IT LONGER!
Roxas: … -backs away from Axel-
Luxord: …? 0.0 –confused-
Xemnas: … That's none of your business.
Roxas: Ow.
Xion: Ha. XD –pats Roxas' head- Poor thing.
Roxas: …
Axel: I'm not telling, but here's the question: It's not how big it is, it's how small it's NOT. ;D
Marluxia: … No? o.o;
All: -hugs back- …
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Xemmy: THANKYOUTHANKYOUTHANKYOU! I'm one of you now~
~I've got a jar of dirt, I've got a jar of dirt! And guess whats inside it~(Really guess)
Marly: Stupid dubs, they can nhever say the names right. People think you're a rapist because you have pink hair and you're known as flower man. It's creepy... and so are you... and so are the things that go on in peoples heads...(My english class is in love with rape... O.e)
BRM: You don't get enough respect! I mean you set this whole thing up! Have so cake or pop or pop-corn or something.
Vex: YOUR WORD IS NOT LAW!
Demy: You are so smart... hmm, want to hang out after this chapter and get some ice-cream or something?
BLISS~
~Y.T.~
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Xemnas: … You're welcome. And dirt?
Marluxia: I'm not creepy! D8
BRM: -ignores Marluxia- Weird, my homeroom's in love with rape. Cake and pop would be nice.
Vexen: YES IT IS!
Demyx: Sure… -sniff-
Zexion: -hugs Demyx-
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Hello.
To All: Which person in Organization XI would you want to kill the most and describe how you would kill them.
To Roxas: What would happen if you drank 10 gallons of beer in under ten seconds?
To Larxene: Who in the KH universe, regardless of gender, would you have feelings of affection for?
To Axel: Can you light Demyx on fire?
To Demyx: Do you have sexual fantasies about you and Larxene?
Also, I have been turned into a cat and can claw your eyes out if you don't answer my questions.
Gunslinger 117
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BRM: OMY, I KNOW YOU! :0 You're on Ultimate Kingdom Hearts RPG! –waves- Hi!
Roxas: … You're insane, you know that?
BRM: Yes, yes I do.
All but Axel: We'd kill Axel because he has a larger fanbase than us, and we'd kill him in the most painful way possible.
Axel: You're so mean! ;A;
BRM: DON'T USE MY FREAKING FACE! –evil face-
Axel: … Meep.
Roxas: … I'd get drunk? I dunno.
Larxene: … Marluxia.
Axel: I can, but I won't. –backs away from Demyx, who is still crying, and Zexion, who's glaring at Axel-
Demyx: N-no… T-T Why won't the voices go away, Zexy?
Zexion: Because they're not in your head…?
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HI!! Me again- this time i have individual presents
Xion- 14 badges with witty quotes on them
Roxas- 13 cartons of Ben and Jerry's
Larxene- A iPod touch, a taser and an all expensed paid trip to New York
Marluxia- Gardening for Dummies and £50
Luxord- An all expenses paid trip to Las Vegas
Demyx- A fountain and new sitar strings
Axel- Bubblewrap and an trip to India
Saix- A Xenmas plushie
Zexion- A library
Lexaeus- An all expenses paid trip to London
Vexen- A dog
Xaldin- A ticket to the Peter Pan play
Xigbar- A glass eye
Xenmas- A heart plushie and the bill for all those presents.
Tee hee.
Questions- Can you all do the carmelldansen dance?
Larxene- What's your favourite yaoi couples.
!Yaoi FTW!
Roxas- Who was your first kiss
Saix- Where do you get your hair dye.
BYE BYE
ChiChiChan
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Xion: … Yay?
Roxas: … 'Kay, then.
Larxene: YES! I LOVE THIS CHICHI-CHAN PERSON!! XD
Marluxia: …
Luxord: Heh… xD
Demyx: EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE~~!! –fangirl squeal-
Axel: … Why India?
Saix: EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE~~!! –fangirl squeal-
Zexion: … Yay.
Lexaeus: YUSH!
Vexen: I hate dogs. ;-;
BRM: DEAL WITH IT, PEDOPHILE.
Vexen: I'm not—
Xaldin: … -twitch- SHADDUP VEX CUZ YOU ARE YOU ARE YOU ARE.
Xigbar: … Yay.
Xemnas: … Why a heart plushie? ;-; And I dun wanna pay for them…!!
BRM: SUCK IT UP, MANSEX.
All but Xemnas: Yes, we can.
Larxene: Zemyx, AkuRoku, and SoRi.
Roxas: YOUR MOTHER.
BRM: … Be nice, Roxy darling.
Roxas: -sigh- Okay. It was… Namine.
BRM: OMGWTFBBQ! SAY WHAT?!
Namine: … -backs away-
Saix: NONE OF YOUR BUSINESS DX
BRM: I think he got it at a hair-place, like, Famous Hair, or something. I don't remember.
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Sup. Awesome fic btw.
Questions...
1) First of all, I think most of you deserved a second chance, expect for Xemnas because I hate his guts(no offense to fans) and maybe a few others. For everyone except him, what would you do if you regain your hearts?
2) For everyone- How would you react if you seen your family again?
3) No one in particular- How many of you are scientists?
4) Larxene and Xion- Do you think there should more girls in the organization?
5) Everyone- Who would you consider to be leader if whatshisface Xemnas vanished/ eliminated?
That's all I got for now, but I'll be back with more. :D Personally I don't have anything against most of you, but I am an anti yaoi and yuri person. I couldn't care less about my grammer so don't bother correctting it Zexion...
~SA Suzumi
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All but Xemnas: Have a party to celebrate it.
Roxas: … I kinda DON'T have a family… e.e;
Xion: -nod nod- Yeah.
The original six: -sigh- We'd probably kill them.
All but them: … -stare-
BRM: The first six are/were scientists.
Larxene/Xion: YES.
All but Zexion: … Zexion.
Zexion: You had a number of two grammatical errors. Congratulations. -.-
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HIYA! (Gives coffee to everyone)
On to ze RANDOM QUESTIONS!
Marluxia: Before I ask you my question, I'd like to say that I do not view you as a rapist, and that I wonder why people DO. Also, your frigging AWESOME, and one of my favorite characters.
To ze QUESTION!
If you could have any weapons besides your scythe, what would it be?
To Axel: If you could date anyone besides Larxene, who would it be?
To Vexen: Can I help you with a few experiments? I have a very large knowledge of various chemicals, and I'm relatively calm when confronted with a challenge. Please? I won't annoy the hell out of you!
To Demyx: You do realize that, if you wanted to, you could control the world through a rampant threat of Tsunamis hitting towns from out of nowhere, right?
BAI BAI!
GameM
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Marluxia: … Okay? I'd keep my scythe. I'm like, the Grim Reaper! XD
Larxene: A pink grim reaper, at that.
Axel: Probably Kairi.
Vexen: … -sigh- FINE.
Demyx: … No? o.o;
Zexion: Demyx is one of our most homicidal members, so I'd appreciate it if you stop putting ideas into his head that might make him MORE homicidal.
All: Bai!
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Ok. Let's see here...
1: Vexen, could you do my chemistry homework for me? I'm not that good... (puppy dog eyes)(and if you say no then I'll get my friend. Her puppy dog eyes could get any person/nobody to do her bidding)
2: (to the basement members) If Zexion was the leader of Castle Oblivion's basement who would have been considered the second in command? If there was one that is.
3: LUXORD!! I think you're the greatest Organization member! (because you are) Can I have a hug?
4: Lexaeus, is it true you like to read manga? If so what is your favorite?
I'll probally be back with more.
Ultimafangirl
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Vexen: … No. –cannot be moved by puppy dog eyes-
Vexen: … -.- Probably… Lexaeus…
Luxord: Sure! –hugs you-
Lexaeus: … It's true, and I love… Katekyo Hitman Reborn!
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To Marluxia: OMG! BRM pronounces your name the same way i do! and about the french question... Marloosha sounds french... and no matter what, you are cool. I understand why you tried to take over the organization, i mean, Xemnas is a nut! So, if you were in xemnas' place, what would you have done?
To Roxas: I think its bull that you can defeat Riku (unless he releases the darkness in his heart) but you cant defeat sora (and Riku can defeat sora...), and that Sora took you down with ONE hit! My god Xemnas lasted longer than you with both Sora and Riku on him! Why couldn't you defeat sora?
To saix: In the games, you seemed like teh most loyal to teh organization and Xemnas. Was that because Xemnas was you best bet at getting back yur heart, or because you 'love' Xemnas?(as in place all your memories of that feeling on Xemnas, like Axel did to Roxas?)
To Zexion: can you list, in order by number, the scents of every organization member, plus namine', sora, and riku.
To everyone i mentioned had a voice promblem in the first post (besides Marluxia, cuz he already answered.) What did you think about your voices off of the game?
Does it really matter who i am
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Marluxia: I would've killed myself, because I'd hate to be Xemnas, of course.
Roxas: Because he's my stupid Somebody and he's like, fucking Jesus or something! ;A;
BRM: … Okay, you can use my face. e.e;
Saix: Best bet at getting my heart back.
Xemnas: -sob- I… I THOUGHT WE HAD SOMETHING SPECIAL!
All but Xemnas: … -stare-
Zexion: Darkness, gunpowder, the smell of sharpening knives, old people, books, honey, burning wood, the ocean, new cards, flowers, something burning, cinnamon, fresh paper… -takes a deep breath- Sora smells like sea salt, and Riku smells like Xemnas. I do not really sound like anyone from Sailor Moon.
Larxene: My laugh is FORCED? I think I'm gonna sue.
Vexen: What's up with me sounding too 'young'? I'm not as old as I appear!
All but Vexen: Yes you are.
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(anything is quotations was said by Mark)
Hi! I'm Jenny and this is my brother Mark!
...He's shy.
"No I'm not. You just wouldn't type what I was saying."
Whatever.
To X,VI,IX, and IV: Can I have an autograph? Can I? Can I?
"I'd give it to her. She gets sugar high."
No I don't!!
"To Xemnas: How's your son Luke doing?"
To whoever can help: Let's say ...hypothetically you took a prism outside to see how it looked against the snow. And let's say ...hypothetically that you were swinging said prism and it slid out of your hands. What would be the best way to find said prism in five inches of snow?
Rats. We have more questions but we have to go. (grumblecan'twaittwoseconds...)
"...(rolls eyes)"
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All: Hi Jenny, hi Mark.
Luxord, Zexion, Demyx, and Vexen: … Sure?
Xemnas: I don't have a son. How is YOUR son doing? -glare-
BRM: Be nice, Xemnas.
All: … Look in the direction it slid out of your hands from and start looking in that general direction?
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BRM: Phew! –wipes forehead- This is harder than it appears! I've been working on it for TWO HOURS.
Roxas: … Heh… -pats BRM's back awkwardly-
