I'm Lotty and she's Cassy!

Hi

We captured the Cullen's about a week ago...and had them living in Cass's garage! Fun

Yeah, my parents weren't too happy about that

But that got boring...so we decided to have some fun and try and rid the world of all the whole gayness that is Twilight

Yeah, so after a while, we realized they were completely different people than they were in the books and that most of them were idiots, so we decided that something HAD to be done...

(That Saturday)

Jasper: Cassy, where are you?

Cassy: Over here with Lotty

Jasper: Oh *walks over* hi

Lotty: Helloooo

Edward: Jasper *nods as a greeting*

Jasper: Something goin' on over here?

Lotty: No *mutters 'Pervert'*

Jasper: Can I join in?

Cassy: No *mutters 'Paedophile'*

Jasper: Cassy, I'm hurt...

Cassy: Huh?

Lotty's Thoughts: wish I could leave...

Jasper: =[

Cassy: What? You do act like one

(Lotty and Edward make out then disappear)

Jasper: How could you?

Cassy: Sorry...

Jasper: It's alright, I guess but you have to give me an apology present

Cassy: And what's that?

Jasper: A kiss

Cassy: Emm...Not right now

Jasper: ?

Cassy: Bye *walks away quickly*

Cassy: LOTTY! WHERE ARE YOU!?

Lotty: Here

Cassy: What's wrong?

Lotty: Edward is being an arrogant twat

Cassy: Jasper is being a perverted twat

Lotty: *sigh*

Cassy: We've got to get rid of them

Lotty: I guess...but he's SO HAWT!

Cassy: *thinks about Jasper* Yeah, I know..*stares into space* Stop distracting me! What about the rest of them though? They are constantly in the way!

Lotty: right, operation 'change' the boys and 'dispose' of the remaining Cullens... *laughs evilly*

Lotty: How can we 'change' the boys though? We can't even hurt them! I know how to deal with Jasper, but what about you? How can you 'change' Edward?

Lotty: Hmmm, good points...wait! I know!

Cassy: Teehee *slaps self for giggling*

Lotty: I won't let him kiss me! Or- well, you get the idea .

Cassy: Sounds perfect and I have the perfect idea how to annoy Jazz

Lotty:???? This is goin' to be fun...

[5 minutes of planning later]

Jasper: (calling from downstairs) Cassy love, where are you?

Cassy: Coming now Jazz

Jasper: Well, hurry up please

Cassy: I'm coming, calm down (turns back to Lotty)

Lotty: Well time to put your plan into action. You go girl *winks*

Cassy: Teehee *slaps self* got to stop giggling

Lotty: I kinda like this giggling, makes me feel like the smart one

Cassy: See you later for a progress report! Make sure your plan goes ahead with Edward! *goes downstairs*

Lotty: Hmm...wonder what's for dinner, I'm starved

(Downstairs)

Jasper: Finally *kisses on the cheek* what were you doing up there?

Cassy: Just talking to Lotty for a bit. Haven't talked to her much in a while, what with all the whirlwind romances

Jasper: I guess, anyway, bushes or the corner *Grins*

Cassy: What about my bedroom? *evil grin*

Jasper: *sexy grin* Let's go

(picks up Lotty and sprints up the stairs)

(In the bedroom)

Jasper: *tries to put his hand in inappropriate place*

Cassy: *thinks unsexy thoughts to annoy him*

Jasper: grr...

Cassy: Am I annoying you Jazzy?

Jasper: Yes, very much so

Cassy: Teehee *slaps self* Shit! I have got to stop giggling! Damn it! Since when did I did I swear?!

Jasper: Since you met me *tries to kiss*

Cassy: So it's your fault!

Jasper: Don't blame me!

Cassy: I shall! *fixes clothes and runs dramatically from the room*

Jasper: God, why are all girls such drama queens?!

(Downstairs)

(Lotty and Edward are making out on the couch)

Cassy: Eww, don't need to see

Edward: You don't need to watch

Cassy: But I need to talk to Lotty!

Lotty: Busy *kisses* talk *kisses* later *kisses*

Cassy: Pleeeeeeease!

Lotty: Fine *kisses*

Cassy:....emm...now please?

Lotty: *still kissing*

Cassy: Edward?

Edward: mmmm?

Cassy: She's not breathing

Lotty: *gasps* see ya later Eddie bear *winks*

Cassy's Thoughts: Eddie bear?

(the girls go to the attic)