Cassy: *glares* YOU didn't go forward with the plan
Lotty: I know I wasn't meant to kiss him...but...
Cassy: *unimpressed look*
Lotty: okay...okay...OH! I know what I can do!
Cassy: What? *suspicious eyes*
Lotty: I'm going to ruin his favourite shoes!
Cassy: That doesn't really seem that great
Lotty: It will work...wait here
(Lotty climbs down the ladder)
Lotty: *picks up Edwards shoes and takes them into her room
[10 mins later]
Lotty: *puts shoes back and goes back into the attic*
Cassy: So, what did you-
Lotty: Shhh and wait...
Cassy: ...
Lotty: Wait!
Cassy: Nothings happ-
Edward: Oh my fucking god! LOTTY! LOTTY YOU BITCH! WHAT THE FUCK HAVE YOU DONE TO MY FUCKING SHOES!!
Cassy: O.O it seems I spoke to soon
Lotty: =/
Edward: LOTTY! GET THE FUCK DOWN HERE NOW! I'M GONNA KILL YOU!!!
Cassy: ...emm...
Lotty: He's taking it better than I expected
Cassy: That's a good reaction? His emotions must be messed up
Lotty: Maybe I should go down-
Edward: LOTTY!
Cassy: Are you going to be alright alone? O.O
Lotty: I'll be fine, don't worry
Cassy: Okay, if you're sure, I'm going to try and plan a revenge on Jazz
Lotty: Okay *pauses* Maybe I should wait a wh-
Edward: LOTTY!!!!
Lotty: Coming!
Cassy: By the way, if you die I want your spoon collection and all your videogames!
(In the hall)
Lotty: What's wrong Ed?
Edward: YOU KILLED MY SHOES!
Lotty: Your shoes?
Edward: LOOK AT THEM! *points*
Lotty: Yes...and?
Edward: THEY ARE PINK! YOU DYED THEM PINK!
Lotty: *backs up against the wall*
Edward: *breathes heavily* Okay Okay...just tell me, why?!
Lotty: *laughs* Felt like it
Edward: ...
Lotty: Why aren't you screaming at me?
Edward: ...
Lotty: Edward?
Edward: *sigh* Fine, I shall just...pretend..it never happened
Lotty: ?
Edward: *small smile*
Lotty: Wow...
Edward: What?
Lotty: *kisses* Your so nice... and sweet and sexy... *kisses*
Edward: *smiles* Aren't I just *closes door*
(meanwhile)
Cassy: hmm...
Jasper: CASS-Y! Wheere are yhewww?
Cassy: I'm in my room Jazz
(he stands leaning in the doorway)
Cassy: What are you doing?
Jasper: Waiting for you to invite me in
Cassy: Look, I know you are a vampire but I know that is a myth
Jasper: It is a myth, this is a southern gentleman's manners, it's because I thought you were annoyed at me, and if I have angered you somehow, I'm really sorry
Cassy: Aw...you're so cute! You can come in if you want
Jasper: *walks in and lies on bed next to Cassy*
Cassy: Hi
Jasper: You okay?
Cassy: Yea...I guess...
Jasper: What's wrong?
Cassy: I..uh...umm...to be honest, I have a really weird compulsion to play with Lego
Jasper: Okay....
(In the Living room)
Carlisle: Esme, dear, I'm sorry (talking to Esme's ashes)
Esme: ...
Carlisle: I am sorry...look I even tidied the house!
Esme: ...
Carlisle: You know what? Forget it! I want a divorce
Emmett: Whoa! For serious? No more Ez and Car?
