Cassy: *glares* YOU didn't go forward with the plan

Lotty: I know I wasn't meant to kiss him...but...

Cassy: *unimpressed look*

Lotty: okay...okay...OH! I know what I can do!

Cassy: What? *suspicious eyes*

Lotty: I'm going to ruin his favourite shoes!

Cassy: That doesn't really seem that great

Lotty: It will work...wait here

(Lotty climbs down the ladder)

Lotty: *picks up Edwards shoes and takes them into her room

[10 mins later]

Lotty: *puts shoes back and goes back into the attic*

Cassy: So, what did you-

Lotty: Shhh and wait...

Cassy: ...

Lotty: Wait!

Cassy: Nothings happ-

Edward: Oh my fucking god! LOTTY! LOTTY YOU BITCH! WHAT THE FUCK HAVE YOU DONE TO MY FUCKING SHOES!!

Cassy: O.O it seems I spoke to soon

Lotty: =/

Edward: LOTTY! GET THE FUCK DOWN HERE NOW! I'M GONNA KILL YOU!!!

Cassy: ...emm...

Lotty: He's taking it better than I expected

Cassy: That's a good reaction? His emotions must be messed up

Lotty: Maybe I should go down-

Edward: LOTTY!

Cassy: Are you going to be alright alone? O.O

Lotty: I'll be fine, don't worry

Cassy: Okay, if you're sure, I'm going to try and plan a revenge on Jazz

Lotty: Okay *pauses* Maybe I should wait a wh-

Edward: LOTTY!!!!

Lotty: Coming!

Cassy: By the way, if you die I want your spoon collection and all your videogames!

(In the hall)

Lotty: What's wrong Ed?

Edward: YOU KILLED MY SHOES!

Lotty: Your shoes?

Edward: LOOK AT THEM! *points*

Lotty: Yes...and?

Edward: THEY ARE PINK! YOU DYED THEM PINK!

Lotty: *backs up against the wall*

Edward: *breathes heavily* Okay Okay...just tell me, why?!

Lotty: *laughs* Felt like it

Edward: ...

Lotty: Why aren't you screaming at me?

Edward: ...

Lotty: Edward?

Edward: *sigh* Fine, I shall just...pretend..it never happened

Lotty: ?

Edward: *small smile*

Lotty: Wow...

Edward: What?

Lotty: *kisses* Your so nice... and sweet and sexy... *kisses*

Edward: *smiles* Aren't I just *closes door*

(meanwhile)

Cassy: hmm...

Jasper: CASS-Y! Wheere are yhewww?

Cassy: I'm in my room Jazz

(he stands leaning in the doorway)

Cassy: What are you doing?

Jasper: Waiting for you to invite me in

Cassy: Look, I know you are a vampire but I know that is a myth

Jasper: It is a myth, this is a southern gentleman's manners, it's because I thought you were annoyed at me, and if I have angered you somehow, I'm really sorry

Cassy: Aw...you're so cute! You can come in if you want

Jasper: *walks in and lies on bed next to Cassy*

Cassy: Hi

Jasper: You okay?

Cassy: Yea...I guess...

Jasper: What's wrong?

Cassy: I..uh...umm...to be honest, I have a really weird compulsion to play with Lego

Jasper: Okay....

(In the Living room)

Carlisle: Esme, dear, I'm sorry (talking to Esme's ashes)

Esme: ...

Carlisle: I am sorry...look I even tidied the house!

Esme: ...

Carlisle: You know what? Forget it! I want a divorce

Emmett: Whoa! For serious? No more Ez and Car?