(In Taco Bell)

Lotty: *eats taco*

Edward: *laughs*

Lotty: (muffled) Wha?

Edward: You have sour cream on your chin, *leans over and kisses it off*

(Old lady looks over in disgust)

Lotty: *laughs*

Edward: *laughs*

Lotty: *eats another taco*

Edward: You really like those don't you?

Lotty: *nods*

Edward: I know this sounds wierd but seeing you dribble sour cream down your chin, it's so sexy... *winks*

Lotty: *grins*

Edward: *laughs* Yes, just like that

(Old lady still staring)

Edward: *leans over and starts making out and run hands through her hair*

Lotty: *surprised*

(Old lady leaves muttering 'disgusting')

Edward: *leans back*

Lotty: *pauses...eats another taco*

Edward: So, as you are busy, I guess I'll talk then, Carlisle and Esme are getting divorced, Rosalie is engaged to a prince and Cassy is trying to sabotage her relationship with Jasper and- what?

Lotty: *spits in a napkin* WHAT?!

Edward: Honestly, you forget I can read minds! You can hide nothing from me!

Lotty: Amagawd! I seriously forgot about all that...

Edward: Why do you think we're eating tacos?

Lotty: Oh yea... I'm really forgetful

Edward: You're tacos are getting cold

Lotty: NO! *crams tacos in mouth*

Edward: *laughs*

Lotty: *chokes*

Edward: *sighs and saves heroically*

Lotty: *eats another taco*

(In Cassy's room)

Jasper: *kissing Cassy*

Cassy: *knots fingers in Jasper's hair*

Jasper: *laughs*

Cassy: What?

Jasper: Nothing...

Cassy: ?

Jasper: *kisses Cassy again *

Cassy: *falls back unto bed*

Jasper: *kisses down Cassy's neck*

Emmett: OMG! JASPER IS EATING CASSY!!

Cassy: *screams in shock*

Emmett: *rips Jasper off Cassy* YOU ANIMAL! I WILL SAVE YOU CASSY!!

Jasper: Emmett! PUT ME DOWN!

Cassy: Emmett, you bastard! PUT HIM DOWN!

Emmett: CASSY! YOU'RE ALIVE!!

Jasper: OF COURSE SHE'S ALIVE YOU RETARD!

Emmett: But I didn't even get to give her the kiss of deat- I mean life

Cassy: GET AWAY FROM ME EMMETT! YOU FREAK!

Jasper: Cassy, RUN!

Cassy: *runs and hides in a closet*

(Emmett and Jasper wrestle, Jasper throws Emmett into a wall then runs away to find Cassy, who is cowering in a cupboard)

(Lotty and Edward come home on his motorbike)

Lotty's Thoughts: No matter how many times I see him on that...it still seems incredibly sexy...

Edward: Haha *poses*

Lotty: Don't be a poof

Edward: Sorry *grins*

Moany: OH MY GOD!!

Lotty: oh shit...CASSY! CASSY HELP!

Moany: OH MY GOD! OH MY GOD!!! OH MY GOD!! OH MY GOD!!!! IT'S EDWARD CULLEN!!!! LOTTY! QUICK GET A SACK!!! OH MY GOD AND ALL THAT IS FUCKING HOLY SHIT!! OH MY GAWD!!!

Lotty: umm...Moany...calm down...breathe

Edward: uh hi I'm Edward Cullen *hold out hand*

Moany: *faints*

Edward: Uhhh...Lotty babes...I don't think she's breathing

Lotty: Quick! Run and hide!

Edward: Where?

Lotty: I don't fucking know where!! JUST HIDE!!!

Edward: Closet?

Lotty: Go go go!

Edward: To the closet?

Lotty: Yes to the closet! Now hurry up, she's coming to! And take the other Cullens with you!

Edward: To the closet?

Lotty: I don't know, just go!

...

GOOOOOOOO!

(In the Closet)

(5 minutes earlier)

Cassy: Teehee! *slaps self* that was weird

Jasper: *snicker* Yea...but at least I had an excuse to throw him into a wall...

Cassy: *kisses*

(Enter Edward, Carlisle, Emmett and Alice)

Edward: ...

Carlisle: O.O

Alice: *yawns*

Emmett: Heyall!

Cassy: emm...why are you all in the closet with me and Jasper suddenly?

Emmett: We ish hiding

Cassy: From what?

Carlisle: Your friend

Cassy: Which one? I got a bad feelin' 'bout dis...