(In Taco Bell)
Lotty: *eats taco*
Edward: *laughs*
Lotty: (muffled) Wha?
Edward: You have sour cream on your chin, *leans over and kisses it off*
(Old lady looks over in disgust)
Lotty: *laughs*
Edward: *laughs*
Lotty: *eats another taco*
Edward: You really like those don't you?
Lotty: *nods*
Edward: I know this sounds wierd but seeing you dribble sour cream down your chin, it's so sexy... *winks*
Lotty: *grins*
Edward: *laughs* Yes, just like that
(Old lady still staring)
Edward: *leans over and starts making out and run hands through her hair*
Lotty: *surprised*
(Old lady leaves muttering 'disgusting')
Edward: *leans back*
Lotty: *pauses...eats another taco*
Edward: So, as you are busy, I guess I'll talk then, Carlisle and Esme are getting divorced, Rosalie is engaged to a prince and Cassy is trying to sabotage her relationship with Jasper and- what?
Lotty: *spits in a napkin* WHAT?!
Edward: Honestly, you forget I can read minds! You can hide nothing from me!
Lotty: Amagawd! I seriously forgot about all that...
Edward: Why do you think we're eating tacos?
Lotty: Oh yea... I'm really forgetful
Edward: You're tacos are getting cold
Lotty: NO! *crams tacos in mouth*
Edward: *laughs*
Lotty: *chokes*
Edward: *sighs and saves heroically*
Lotty: *eats another taco*
(In Cassy's room)
Jasper: *kissing Cassy*
Cassy: *knots fingers in Jasper's hair*
Jasper: *laughs*
Cassy: What?
Jasper: Nothing...
Cassy: ?
Jasper: *kisses Cassy again *
Cassy: *falls back unto bed*
Jasper: *kisses down Cassy's neck*
Emmett: OMG! JASPER IS EATING CASSY!!
Cassy: *screams in shock*
Emmett: *rips Jasper off Cassy* YOU ANIMAL! I WILL SAVE YOU CASSY!!
Jasper: Emmett! PUT ME DOWN!
Cassy: Emmett, you bastard! PUT HIM DOWN!
Emmett: CASSY! YOU'RE ALIVE!!
Jasper: OF COURSE SHE'S ALIVE YOU RETARD!
Emmett: But I didn't even get to give her the kiss of deat- I mean life
Cassy: GET AWAY FROM ME EMMETT! YOU FREAK!
Jasper: Cassy, RUN!
Cassy: *runs and hides in a closet*
(Emmett and Jasper wrestle, Jasper throws Emmett into a wall then runs away to find Cassy, who is cowering in a cupboard)
(Lotty and Edward come home on his motorbike)
Lotty's Thoughts: No matter how many times I see him on that...it still seems incredibly sexy...
Edward: Haha *poses*
Lotty: Don't be a poof
Edward: Sorry *grins*
Moany: OH MY GOD!!
Lotty: oh shit...CASSY! CASSY HELP!
Moany: OH MY GOD! OH MY GOD!!! OH MY GOD!! OH MY GOD!!!! IT'S EDWARD CULLEN!!!! LOTTY! QUICK GET A SACK!!! OH MY GOD AND ALL THAT IS FUCKING HOLY SHIT!! OH MY GAWD!!!
Lotty: umm...Moany...calm down...breathe
Edward: uh hi I'm Edward Cullen *hold out hand*
Moany: *faints*
Edward: Uhhh...Lotty babes...I don't think she's breathing
Lotty: Quick! Run and hide!
Edward: Where?
Lotty: I don't fucking know where!! JUST HIDE!!!
Edward: Closet?
Lotty: Go go go!
Edward: To the closet?
Lotty: Yes to the closet! Now hurry up, she's coming to! And take the other Cullens with you!
Edward: To the closet?
Lotty: I don't know, just go!
...
GOOOOOOOO!
(In the Closet)
(5 minutes earlier)
Cassy: Teehee! *slaps self* that was weird
Jasper: *snicker* Yea...but at least I had an excuse to throw him into a wall...
Cassy: *kisses*
(Enter Edward, Carlisle, Emmett and Alice)
Edward: ...
Carlisle: O.O
Alice: *yawns*
Emmett: Heyall!
Cassy: emm...why are you all in the closet with me and Jasper suddenly?
Emmett: We ish hiding
Cassy: From what?
Carlisle: Your friend
Cassy: Which one? I got a bad feelin' 'bout dis...
