Cassy: *tries to shake Lotty awake, it doesn't work so she pours a bottle of ice cold water over Lotty's head* WAKE UP LOTTY!! THEY ARE RAPING YOUR BOYFRIEND!!
Lotty: Meh...five more minutes *rolls over*
Cassy: *shakes and slaps* WAKE UP ALREADY!! EDWARD IS GETTING RAPED!!
Lotty: Yes I like cheesecakes...
Cassy: Ummm...LOOK! SQUIRRELS EATING TACOS!!
Lotty: *jumps up* TACOS!!
Cassy: I knew that would work... NOW HELP EDWARD!!
Lotty: Edward has tacos?! Where?!
Cassy: NO! Your boyfriend is getting raped by our friends!
Lotty: OMFG! Get off him!
Moany: He's mine!
Loui: We own him!
Lotty: He's MINE!!
Cassy: He's LOTTY'S
Lotty: Yes, HE'S LOTTY'S!
Moany: NOT LOTTY'S!
Loui: MINE!
Cassy: Ask Edward! He'll tell you he's Lotty's!
Loui: *ungags Edward*
Edward: Get the fuck away from me you psycho bitches!
Lotty: Yes, get away *sits on Edward's knee and kisses him*
Moany: O.O
Loui: NOOO!
Cassy: Heh-heh!
Carlisle: Um...excuse me, short blonde girl, are you fourteen years old?
Loui: Yes
Carlisle: Perfect *kisses*
Loui: O.O
Cassy: Well, that was unexpected
Edward: *still kissing*
Cassy: Emmm...Edward, your dad is kissing one of the rapists
Edward: Wha?
Lotty: *catches his chin and turns his head around and kisses him*
Moany: I lost them both...O.O
Emmett: But you are not alone
Moany: Emmett Cullen! The body building comic Cullen! 3
Emmett: AMAGAWD! A girlfriend I can touch and molest without it being rape!
Moany: AMAGAWD! I HAVE A CULLEN!! *jumps on Emmett*
Cassy: *sighs* I miss Jasper
Edward: *pulls Lotty back* closet, sick
Lotty: *kisses him again*
Cassy: You locked him in a closet, bastard
And so all of the Cullens and their new spouses retired for the night for um...stuff
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WAZOOO!
So it is done, the second Lotty and Cassy spoof....
But will there be another?
Dun Dun Duuuuuuuuuun
Eeep I forgot the disclaimers again?
Will I go to jail?
AHHHH!
*breathes heavily*
READ & REVIEW!!
Love
Zee
