Cassy: *tries to shake Lotty awake, it doesn't work so she pours a bottle of ice cold water over Lotty's head* WAKE UP LOTTY!! THEY ARE RAPING YOUR BOYFRIEND!!

Lotty: Meh...five more minutes *rolls over*

Cassy: *shakes and slaps* WAKE UP ALREADY!! EDWARD IS GETTING RAPED!!

Lotty: Yes I like cheesecakes...

Cassy: Ummm...LOOK! SQUIRRELS EATING TACOS!!

Lotty: *jumps up* TACOS!!

Cassy: I knew that would work... NOW HELP EDWARD!!

Lotty: Edward has tacos?! Where?!

Cassy: NO! Your boyfriend is getting raped by our friends!

Lotty: OMFG! Get off him!

Moany: He's mine!

Loui: We own him!

Lotty: He's MINE!!

Cassy: He's LOTTY'S

Lotty: Yes, HE'S LOTTY'S!

Moany: NOT LOTTY'S!

Loui: MINE!

Cassy: Ask Edward! He'll tell you he's Lotty's!

Loui: *ungags Edward*

Edward: Get the fuck away from me you psycho bitches!

Lotty: Yes, get away *sits on Edward's knee and kisses him*

Moany: O.O

Loui: NOOO!

Cassy: Heh-heh!

Carlisle: Um...excuse me, short blonde girl, are you fourteen years old?

Loui: Yes

Carlisle: Perfect *kisses*

Loui: O.O

Cassy: Well, that was unexpected

Edward: *still kissing*

Cassy: Emmm...Edward, your dad is kissing one of the rapists

Edward: Wha?

Lotty: *catches his chin and turns his head around and kisses him*

Moany: I lost them both...O.O

Emmett: But you are not alone

Moany: Emmett Cullen! The body building comic Cullen! 3

Emmett: AMAGAWD! A girlfriend I can touch and molest without it being rape!

Moany: AMAGAWD! I HAVE A CULLEN!! *jumps on Emmett*

Cassy: *sighs* I miss Jasper

Edward: *pulls Lotty back* closet, sick

Lotty: *kisses him again*

Cassy: You locked him in a closet, bastard

And so all of the Cullens and their new spouses retired for the night for um...stuff

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WAZOOO!

So it is done, the second Lotty and Cassy spoof....

But will there be another?

Dun Dun Duuuuuuuuuun

Eeep I forgot the disclaimers again?

Will I go to jail?

AHHHH!

*breathes heavily*

READ & REVIEW!!

Love

Zee