Josie and the Pussycats, Alan, and Alexandra and Alexander were all standing at the same familiar spot on the Eiffel Tower as they did the first time they came to Paris.
They were all excited to be in the City of Love again.
"The Pussycats are back in Paris… again!" Valerie exclaimed.
"Oh, don't you like the view from the Eiffel Tower?" Josie said, to her blonde and muscular boyfriend Alan M.
"Sure do." Alan said back.
Alexandra snorted. "The view would look better if Josie's behind would be on the cement below with no Alan."
Sebastian, her black and white cat sniggered.
"Are we on the Eiffel Tower?" Melody giggled. "I thought we were on the Empire State Building."
"Oh brother." Alexander said.
"Melody, you dum-dum," Alexandra said. "We are in France, not in New York."
"Oh really?" Melody said. "Golly, I thought we were in Alaska. Thanks Alexandra."
Then, she giggled.
"Oh I give up." Alexandra sighed, heavily.
Meanwhile the Pussycats were enjoying Paris again and not aware that anybody was watching them, Shadow was hiding under a pillar with a few of his comrades and . was still wearing his regular tan trenchcoat and his brownish beret. He was tied up, unable to shout at the Pussycats to tell them they're in grave danger like he wanted to.
"There they are," Shadow said through gritted teeth. "Those meddling Pussycats, why did we even surrender to them? We were such fools, but we'll get our revenge soon."
"What are we going to do, boss?" One of his comrades, who was plump with rosy cheeks asked.
"Oh something all right," Shadow said, mysteriously. "You'll find out, but first we have to find the blue box, but since DuPaurre isn't talking, then we'll just have to steal one of his precious friends."
DuPaurre gasped. Then, he saw some flash cards inside his messenger bag. He fished them out with his mouth. He also fished out a pencil and then started writing something down on the cards. Even thought he was tied, he was still able to write by using his mouth. He was an expert of doing this and was very lucky that it came in handy.
"We must search high and low, men." Shadow said. "We'll deal with these twits later."
Just as DuPaurre hoped for, Shadow and his men stopped stalking the Pussycats and left on their airplane on search of the blue box. His plan was just about to be ready for action.
Meanwhile in the magical world, Harry was so mortified and angry. How did Malfoy knew that he was inside the Room of Requirement? This was an outrage.
"Move out of my way, Mudblood." Malfoy said, as he pushed Hermione to the left side. She gasped in dismay. Ron was ready to punch him in the face, but Harry had to hold him back. He strutted toward Ron and Harry.
"Caught you again, Potter." Malfoy sneered. "There are no skipping classes."
Ron's face was red with fury. Malfoy enjoyed the pleasure of Ron's anger by having a poisonous smile on his face.
"Classes hadn't start, Malfoy." Harry snapped. "So technically we aren't late."
"Whatever," Malfoy said, smirking. "We'll just make you late, that's all."
Before Harry could say anything, Malfoy walked over to the Time Machine.
"What is this?" Malfoy said in disgust, but you could tell there was a tint of amazement in his voice. Then, he turned to Ron and said, "Don't tell me, isn't one of your muggle-loving daddy's muggle objects he enchants like he did with that car? Loads of stupidity to waste your time on that."
Then, Ron's beast was released; he wrestled Harry to stop holding him. Malfoy noticed what was going on and slightly backed away. When Ron was getting close to him, Malfoy had nowhere to go. He had his back against the Time Machine, while Ron pushed him toward the keyboard violently.
"RON!" Harry bellowed. "What are you doing?"
"Ron!" Hermione screamed. "Stop it!"
Malfoy was so frightened, that he cowardly entered the Time Machine to hide himself. He was preventing his face to be mashed by Ron's iron fists.
"Oh no," Harry said, as Ron was banging the door and shaking the machine like he was the Incredible Hulk. "Malfoy, get out of there!"
"Are you crazy Potter?" Malfoy yelled. You could sense the fear in his voice. "Unless you get Weasel out of the way, I'll come out!"
Ron got angrier and started punching the machine.
"DO NOT CALL ME WEASEL!" Ron bellowed.
"Ron," Hermione said, walking cautiously to the time machine and put her hand on his shoulder in a calm way. He turned around to see who was touching him. His expression softens a little, but he was still pissed as hell. "What's the matter with you?"
"What's the matter?!?! Are you freaking stupid?!?! MALFOY IS THE MATTER!!!!" Ron bellowed, his eyes literally parted into silts.
"Yes, I know that, but you should know better." Hermione said, nervously. "You know how Malfoy is!"
Ron ignored what she said and started punching the time machine again, which made a strange effect on the keyboard that all the keys started punching by itself. Harry noticed.
"Oh no!" He said to Hermione. "We better get Malfoy out of there because if we don't, we might lose him in a different time and if we do, we'll be in so much trouble!"
Hermione nodded as she registered this information in her head while Harry beckoned Luna and Ginny over to help save Malfoy. Once they approached Ron, he threw them all in the machine, including himself.
"Ronald!" Hermione shrieked. "What in the world did you do that for?!?!"
"Yeah, big bro," Ginny said. "How the hell are we supposed to get out, huh? The door seems to be jammed." She tugged on the knob, but the door didn't seem to thrust open as she thought it would.
"This isn't good!" Harry said. Malfoy's eyes popped. He shifted over to Harry and gave him a good shake.
"What do you mean this isn't good?" Malfoy snapped. "What are you suggesting, Potter? What that we will stay in here forever!!!" Malfoy let go of Harry and started to avert his eyes back and forth in a sort of panicked way.
"CRABBE? GOYLE, DO SOMETHING!!! HELP ME GET OUT OF HERE!!!!!" Malfoy wailed.
"Do what?" Crabbe asked.
"ANYTHING!!!" Malfoy cried.
"Alright then, let me see if I can get you out." Crabbe called.
"Press that green button." Goyle muffled.
"Excellent, you're such a genius." Crabbe said.
"NO GOYLE!!!!!" Hermone bellowed. "DON'T!"
"Too late," Ron said, settling down from his what seemed like a roid rage. "Knowing Crabbe, he already pushed it."
Hermione rolled her eyes. How right was he, because of that moment, Crabbe said. "Uh oh…."
Then, at that moment the time machine started lurching from left to right.
"Oh no!" Luna said. "What's going on?"
"It looks like we about to go somewhere!" Hermione said.
"Yeah, thanks to Malfoy's friends," Ron snorted.
"Correction," Hermione said with dismay. "It was your fault; you're the one that threw us all in here!"
Before Ron could answer that, the Time Machine made a weird beeping noise and start playing a flute sound. Even Hermione couldn't explain this.
"What is going on?" Hermione said. "Why is it making music?"
"I dunno." Harry replied.
Then, the Time Machine was gone. Now Harry, Ron, Hermione, Malfoy, Luna, and Ginny were now flying in some groovy vortex full with hip color twirling around them.
"What the-?!?!" Malfoy said, looking frightened.
"Don't worry!" Harry bellowed. "Everyone get their wands out!"
Everybody did as they were told, but once they got their wands ready, they fell into this black hole that formed from the center of the groovylicious colors.
"Aaaaah!!" Harry yelled. He was the first to fall in.
"Harry!" He heard Hermione shrieked. Then everything went black.
Finally, Harry woke up looking into the faces of Ron, Hermione and Malfoy. He appeared to be lying in the ground below him, unconscious for all this time.
"Oh thank goodness you woke up." Hermione sighed with relief.
"Thanks." Harry mumbled. He searched the rocky pavement for his wand. Once he found it, it seem to look different, somewhat bulky and animated in a way. He threw the wand back on the ground.
"Aaaah!" Harry screamed.
"Harry?" Hermione looked alarmed. "What is it?"
"M-my wand," Harry said, as he picked the wand up again gently. "It feels weird……"
Hermione knew exactly what Harry was talking about.
"Well, it's because we're in another world, a world that seems to be colorful with groovy colors." Hermione said.
"Where are we?" Harry asked.
"Don't tell me." Ron said. "We're stuck in a lava lamp."
"No." Hermione said, chuckling a little. "But we are in the time period where lava lamps did exist and were popular. I believe we're in the 70's."
"Whoa!" Ron exclaimed. "So we did go back into time, did we?"
"Yeah…" Hermione said, uncertainly. "But I think we are in some kind of dimension of some sort. A black hole always leads to another world, but no one really knows, except for us….."
"This is creepy!" Malfoy said, shuddering a little.
"We should look around." Harry said, getting up. "Let's go."
Everyone followed Harry, as he walked into what seemed like a town. There were humans there, but they were all speaking a different language with consisted a lot of "Wee" in it. Hermione observed them and looked around her environment. She then gasped. Harry noticed.
"What is it?" Harry asked, alarmingly.
"I think I know where we are." Hermione said, excitedly. "We are in France in the 70's."
"This is so-"Before Malfoy could finish his sentence, a cat landed on his shoulder. It was black-and-white and it was snickering at something from what it looked like from Harry.
"Damn cat!" Malfoy yelled. He got out his wand and flicked it at the cat, but nothing happened. "WHY WON'T YOU WORK?!?!" He shook it violently.
"Crap," Ron groaned. "Our wands don't work here. WHERE are we? In a nightmare or something?"
"There you are, you dumb old cat!"
A girl with a short black dress covered with a red jacket with black hair that was divided by a white streak on her head walked down and picked up the cat by the scruff of its neck. She looked at Malfoy in disgust.
"Who are you?" She snapped. Before Malfoy could answer, someone called out, "ALEXANRDA? WHERE ARE YOOO????"
"Pipe down, chicken brother. I can hear you." Alexandra called out.
Then, a guy with reddish-brownish shaggy hair and green bug-eyed glasses came over.
He gave Malfoy one look and said, frightened. "Like, who are you?!?!"
