A/N: Glad everyone seemed to like the last chappie! The brilliant idea for this chapter came from the brilliant MegFallow. Remember all ideas are welcome.
Disclaimer: I do not own Hellsing (Kohta Hirano does) nor the plot for this chap (MegFallow gets that one).
Chapter 2:
Seras managed to live through going to the bathroom, even though Alucard point blank refused to show her how. She smiled slightly as she remembered the look of horror and disgust on her face. Seras had almost made it to the door into her room, when Alucard's voice resounded in her head.
Go through the wall.
Why? She complained, and how anyway?
Because I told you to and if you're supposed to be me then your going to have to learn how to use my powers. Besides, it's really easy.
That's great, she replied sarcastically, but that doesn't explain how. She heard Alucard sigh loudly and took a small pleasure in knowing that she was annoying him.
You're annoying me.
She grinned. I know.
Just imagine yourself going through the wall. If it helps, then just tell yourself that there is no wall, just an open doorway or just an empty field, whatever suits your fancy.
Hmm, Seras considered, Ok, that's not so hard. An open doorway. She approached the wall slowly then put her hands out tentatively. To her intense surprise they went through the wall. Sweet, she thought with a little grin of victory and walked through the wall.Alucard was sitting in the exact spot where she had left him. Wow, she thought, Alucard looks fine.
Alucard just happened to be reading her thoughts at the time (a power he was still happy to have kept throughout the transformation) and looked slightly disturbed. Actually, his eyes widened in complete horror and he almost ran screaming from the room, judging by the fact she was staring (drooling slightly I might add) at her OWN body.
"Eh….you feeling all right?" he asked nervously.
"Huh?" questioned Seras, revealing the true capacity of her intellect, then she shook her head wildly, "Woah!!! What just happened? Why did I just think you…I….you (?) looked…….sexy!?!?!?!?" she finished disgustedly.
"Well…..uh….I don't know how to break this to you…..but…..uh….wow this is awkward…you see….um…i-it's….," he mumbled something.
"Afraid I didn't catch that last bit," said Seras with a false cheeriness in her voice.
"Vampire mating season," blushed Alucard (A/N: since when does he blush?! Since you made him… Shut up!).
Seras blinked, "What?!?!?!?!?!?" she screamed, "Not only do I have to be in your body, I have to go through your frickin' HORMONES?! How unfair is that?!?!?!?"
"We-well," stuttered Alucard (A/N: Stuttering too now are we?), "I do have to go through your period. Besides, at least you're not going to have to be attacked by all sex-crazed guy vampires," he paused," Actually, since you'll probably be fighting to mate someone you probably will be…depends on your choice of girl really….YOU PICK ME YOU DIE!" he roared suddenly, concluding his monologue.
Seras looked as if she was about to faint, "Mate?" she choked, "No…no. Where will we see other vampires? Besides, killing them I mean."
"Well, you see," Alucard paled drastically (A/N: How feminine. Haha.), "Oh, no."
"What?" asked Seras frantically, "What now?"
"Um….thankfully, the vampire mating season only lasts a night. Meaning, it really isn't a season so to speak, but…"
"Get on with it!" Seras snapped (A/N: Temper, temper.), "Wait. It only lasts a night? How does that work out?"
"All vampires have one night to find a mate and that's who you get…unless you already had one….or you want to eat them or something, then they go Bye-bye! If you don't get someone that night, then you're pretty much screwed. No mating for you," he shrugged, "Anyway, since male vampires always get REALLY annoying during that night…,"
"You don't need any more testosterone to be annoying…you're already a homicidal maniac," Seras muttered.
Alucard glared at her, but said nothing. "ANYWAY, during that night I always get sent away. There's this place where a lot of vampires go on that night, tonight. I always hang out there and…enjoy the festivities."
"Do….do you….uh…."find" a mate?" asked Seras tentatively, not sure she wanted to know the answer.
"As I would be ordered to kill them, no," Alucard grinned slightly.
"Do you think Sir Integra forgot?"
"What time is it?"
Seras checked the clock that Alucard could have checked if he wasn't so lazy as to not be able to turn his head, no, his eyes 8 degrees to the right.
"8:00 pm"
"Then the night is still young and we will probably be sent off in about five seconds." Almost as if on cue, Sir Integra's voice rang around the manor, calling for Seras and Alucard to "get your scrawny vampire asses up here immediately". They glanced at each other with raised eyebrows, "Told ya so," Alucard smirked.
"Well, let's go." And then, they proceeded to "get their scrawny vampire asses up there immediately".
"I assume you've familiarized yourselves with each other," Sir Integra said, as soon as they were in the room, without even glancing up from her desk. Alucard and Seras exchanged glances.
"Yeah," Alucard lied at the same time Seras remarked, "Kind of".
Sir Integra gave them a stern glance, but did not comment on the matter.
"Are we here to be sent to the Mating Grounds?" asked Alucard after a length of time that caused almost all occupants of the room to squirm uncomfortably (keep in mind Walter was probably in there as well, for Integra did not squirm….she just induced the squirming).
"Yes. I assume you told Seras what's going on?"
"Yes, Master."
"Good. The helicopter is ready. Give me you're weapons, then go on you're way."
Seras waited for Alucard to distribute his pistols until she realized that they were in her possession.
"Right," she said and walked forward pulling out the guns, relishing how well they fit into her hands and the ease that she held them, and laid them on Sir Integra's desk somewhat reluctantly.
"Excellent. Everything is in order. Get along now," Integra shooed them away.
Alucard and Seras turned and left her office before falling into step next to each other on their way to the roof and helicopter pad.
"Remember, the soldiers must believe you are me," Alucard said in his tone of usual correctness.
"Yes, yes, I know. Stop pestering me," Seras grouched waving her hands at him impatiently.
"That was a classic example of something I would not do," Alucard commented grabbing one of her wrists and forcing it down to her side. Seras gasped slightly at the tingle on her skin from where he had touched. Alucard rolled his eyes. "I can already tell this is going to be a disaster."
"Shut up," replied Seras her composure somewhat returned. They reached the helicopter pad a few seconds later and Seras' coattails caught the downdraft. She enjoyed the feeling of the cool, nighttime air before climbing in.
As soon as everyone was buckled in and had their headsets on, the helicopter lifted off. Seras could not help but be excited. She had never ridden in a helicopter before and she was sure it would be thrilling.
"How long until we get there?" she asked the pilot.
"Just about 45 minutes," the pilot responded, looking at her curiously, "You've taken this trip many times before, Alucard, shouldn't you know that by now?"
Seras blushed, "Oh, yes, right, just testing you," she finished lamely. Next to her, Alucard scowled and stared out the window.
Idiot.
Well excuse me. I've never done this before.
You still should have known better.
Whatever. And the rest of the trip was left in stony silence.
A/N: Wow. These just keep getting longer and longer. I'll finish Day 1 soon. That is a llllooooonnnnnnnggggg day/night. Anyway, please R&R and check out my Story Ideas. With that I salute you. Penis!
