A/N: Before I begin this chapter I would like to share with you all my five favorite reviews from this story, actually I think these may be my five favorite reviews ever, except for my very first which is in a different story. My own little comments are bold and in ( ).
Fifth Place: from Hemamal- Wow! Alucard has to deal with his first period and Seras has to pee standing up (Haha. Yes she does). I can't wait for the next chapter. (Me either.)
Fourth
Place: from Tuisto - Odd
and pathetically short, lacking vital details, like backstory
(assumes educator
glasses and expression That requires a space in between back and
story…) behind
"punishment" and the dicision
o.O
sp anyone?)
to
use a "molecular changer". And then their reactions to the
outcome seem very out of character. (Integra doesn't "sob"
even when faced to kill her own troops) (No…really?)
Spelling
and grammar are alright though, if that counts for anything... (Hey,
thanks! May want to check yours, though.)
Story
could be better with an improving revision.
(Glad to hear it!)
Third Place: from Youku's Befuddled Fox - I'll be laughing hastericlly in the corner untill you update (A woman after my own heart. Love the screen name, by the way. I also just love this review.)
Second Place: from SickDeath - I'm dying on my keyboard. ) (Don't do that! Who'll read and review my story?!)
And First Place….: from Tuisto - Buwahahaha! Oh my goodness! I think I should feel honoured (Love the British spelling.) for getting a whole bloody paragraph in this chapter of this terribly bizarre fanfic! Buwahahaha! I mean, really little ol' me getting face-time in a fanfic I don't even like... BRILLIANT:D
And Yes, I'm proud to admit misspelling in my reviews because I don't give a [expletive omitted about the correctness of reviews!
I
will say though, that even though the fic is still short, bizarre and
oddly paced-out as far as a story line goes; there's a clear
improvement in the quality of writing. Not much, but it's worth
pointing out.
:D
(What can I say? This I
my favorite review, EVER
Voila, my favorite reviews. This inspires me to hold a little contest. For the rest of the story the person who has the funniest review gets the next chapter dedicated to them and a small role in it. Sorry to say, you'll probably be killed. (shrug) Ah, well. The price of fame. Anyway, feel free to tell me just how much of a jackass you think I am for making fun of the fourth place winner's review!!! :D On with the show!
Chapter 7:
The Smart Chapter
Smart- adj. Characterized by sharp quick thought; bright
Alucard woke up with a blinding headache.
"Oh, my cranial cavity is in agony this evening," he groaned to nobody in particular.
"Ah, you have awoken from your restful slumber," said Walter's voice. Alucard cracked open his eyes to see the meticulous butler placing a blood packet on the table.
"Yes, I have awoken, yet it was not as serene as I would have hoped," responded Alucard rubbing his temples thoughtfully "Are you aware of the condition of my sudden lethargy?"
"Yes, Miss. Seras used a tranquilizer gun to bring your from your bizarre antics."
"That makes complete sense," replied Alucard, now realizing why he had fallen asleep. He crawled out of his coffin and drank deeply from the blood packet. Walter looked slightly disgusted.
"Excuse me, while I take my leave," he said to the vampire. Alucard nodded somewhat while still drinking. Walter scurried out of the room.
שּﭏשּ
At this present time, Miss. Seras finished taking her nightly shower and was about to go out for a leisurely stroll. The shower had disturbed her greatly, for it was not her body she had been washing. (A/N: I frown upon such suggestive language in this story.) She was staring avidly at the muscles on Alucard's chest when Walter entered the room. She blushed to a bright red.
"Pardon me," said Walter hurriedly placing the blood on the floor and quickly exiting.
"Woe unto me!" exclaimed Seras, "I am greatly humiliated of the present state of my torso!" Once saying this, she quickly finished dressing. (A/N: Lmao. I crack myself up.) She then exited her chamber and began to stroll about.
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Alucard had, by this time, finished drinking and decided to wreak havoc upon the innocent and susceptible soldiers of the Wild Geese. Upon leaving his room, a ghastly sight reached his eyes.
"Ah, my! It seems someone has placed a horrific monster in front of my door!"
Pip frowned, "I am aware of your less then friendly feelings for me, but that is just rude."
Alucard sighed in relief, "I am sorry, Mr. Pip. Please, excuse my rudeness."
Suddenly, Tuisto strolled by, muttering to himself, while reading Wrath of Naillil's Sercard and Aluas.
"Wht, es dis krap? De spelin', es al ronge. De gramr, es teribl unlik, mne. Me, gramr es impekabl."
Pip and Alucard looked incredibly shocked.
"That was odd…," stated Alucard.
"Not as odd as this!" boomed Pip, before grabbing Alucard (A/N: Who looked like Seras!!!!) and kissing him passionately.
שּﭏשּ
Alucard's eyes shot open.
"AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
A/N: Tada!!! I know it's short, but I was lacking creativity. (If you didn't get that, it was a dream. The real day seven hasn't happened yet. I had to get that Tuisto part in there. )
Ah, what the hell. There are three other reviews that I quite liked that didn't make it into the finals. They were very close, though. Here they are!
Ludifer - Woah no giving Alucard the nesquik... (I completely agree.)
Lord Makura - that can't be good for them! (It probably isn't. Again, I completely agree.)
Hemamal - WTH! This is just pure insanity!! Who knew vampires got high off Nesquick. (It is insane. That's why you people like it. I didn't know they got high of Nesquik either! Until I wrote this that is…)
