Mom: Well, don't you look cute...
Butch: No I don't! I look like I'm going to hustle someone in this suit!
Brick: (giggles) Oh Butch, I don't think so. You look better than I do!
Butch: Just saying the truth, bro.
Brick: Yeah, well I look like I'm going to a funeral.
Butch: Now, *THAT* is a best way to put it, bro! Way to go!
*Brick and Butch high five each other*
Mom: Aww, I think you look adorable. (looks around) Where's Boomer?
Butch: He's probably brushing his hair saying that he is going to be the (cutesy voice) "cutest boy at the dance".
*Scene switches to the RRBs' room*
Boomer: (brushing his hair) I'm going to be the cutest boy at the dance. Hehe
*Mom comes in to the room*
Mom: Ohh... I see that someone's going to be the cutest boy at the dance...
Boomer: Yep, that's me!
Mom: Well hurry along now.
Boomer: Wait! Mom, can I bring Ally with me?
*Side note: Ally is the name of Boomer's stuffed alligator*
Mom: Sure, but hurry boy! We are waiting on you!
*Scene switches to the living room*
Butch: I sure wish Boomer would hurry up!
Brick: I know... but then again, it's hard to keep up your cute looks-- especially for a party.
Butch: Hey! I'm cute! But it doesn't take me 2 hours to get ready!
Brick: I'm cute too!
Butch: Not as cute as me tho'...
Brick: Haha! Oh yeah? Tell that to our fan club!
*Mom and Boomer come downstairs*
Mom: Boys! You are both cute! Now, shall we?
Boys: Yeah!
*The whole family drives off to the dance club. They arrive there in 30 minutes*
Mom: Well, here we are!
Brick: The Wash?
Butch: Yep, that's what it says, bro.
Brick: They sure are giving these clubs stupid names these days. "The Wash" sounds like a laundromat.
Butch: What's a laundromat?
Brick: Laundromat- an establishment made specially for laundering. Coin operated laundry machines are available to the public or mostly to those who can't afford to wash their garments at home are found there.
Butch: Oh... thank you Brick.
Boomer: Come on! Let's go.
*Everyone goes in to the club. Inside everyone is doing the funky chicken. Camera shifts to Boomer, who is looking at the food table.*
Boomer: Hmm... I wonder what foods there are..
*Boomer looks wonderingly at the table. He sees a white colored piece of meat on one of the plates. He takes it and eats it. Boomer then climbs over the table to get more meat*
*Brick and Bubbles walk over to the table and stand next to Boomer.*
Boomer: (chewing) Yum! This stuff is good! What is this stuff?
Brick: First off, what have I told you about talking when you are chewing?
*Boomer turns around and sees Brick with a stern look on his face.*
Boomer: (swallows) "Always chew and swallow your food before you talk". I know, I know.
Brick: Second of all, you do *NOT* climb on the table.
Boomer: You said not to hover over the table an then stand on it at the last party.
Brick: Same thing , Boomer. Don't do it. If you want something from the table that you can't reach, then ask someone who *can* reach it, to get it for you.
Boomer: Okay. Well, what is this stuff?
Brick: It's tripe, bro.
Boomer: What's tripe?
Brick: It comes from a sheep's stomach.
*Boomer spaces out (yes with the food in his mouth) and he spits it out*
Boomer: (spits) BLAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHH!!
Brick: (rolls eyes) How classy, Boomer.
Boomer: We all can't be Mr Perfect you know. (walks away) Sheesh!
*At this point, the tune winds down to a love song, which everyone starts to slow dance. (Hero by Enrique Iglesias) *
Brick: Want to dance?
Bubbles: Sure... hehe
*Brick and Bubbles go on the dance floor to dance*
*Scene switches Butch whispering something to the DJ*
DJ: Sure, little boy. I will switch the song.
Butch: Thanks. And I am not a little boy!
*Seconds later, the romantic ballad changes to a hardcore metal type song (Pre-Hibernation by Pantera)*
*Scene switches to Brick and Bubbles*
Brick: (annoyed) Only Butch...
Bubbles: (annoyed) Was this Buttercup's idea of a romantic ballad?
Brick: Who knows? Those two are *EXACTLY* alike!
*Scene switches to Buttercup and Butch*
Buttercup: This is soo much better than that gushy song played last time!
Butch: Yeah! Hahaha
*Scene switches To Boomer whispering to the DJ*
DJ: Sure little boy, I will fill your request.
Boomer: Thank you! Hehehe (flies away)
*After the song finishes, the next song is a bubblegum pop song (Barbie Girl by Aqua)*
*Scene switches to Brick and Bubbles*
Brick: (annoyed) Oh *COME ON* Boomer! I know you are kinda girly but this song is super girly in it's entirety!
Bubbles: Brick, you got to admit, this song is kinda romantic in a way.
Brick: Ya know, you're right babe. Want to be *my* dolly?
*Scene switches to Boomer dancing*
*Butch comes over to him*
Butch: (annoyed) Boomer!
Boomer: Huh?
Butch: What is this sissy song, you have requested?
Boomer: I think it's pretty.
Butch: Okay, Boomer. I see. Man, you are a sissy!
*Scene switches to the DJ*
DJ: (on mike) Alrighty folks, this one goes out to all the couples on the dance floor.
*Next song changes to another love song (When You Love by Sinead O'Connor: )*
*Scene switches to Boomer standing between the tables as he watches everyone dance*
*Scene then switches to Blossom standing behind the drink table*
Blossom: (thinking) I wonder if Boomer already has a date. I hope not, because I really like him. I know I've had said that he was too immature but he's just so cute and he's soo sweet.
*Blossom then goes over to Boomer and then taps him on his "shoulder"*
Blossom: Boomer?
Boomer: Huh?
Blossom: Umm, you don't have a date for the dance yet, right?
Boomer: No, I don't. Why?
Blossom: Well, ummm......
Boomer: (giggles) Hehe, do you want to be my date?
Blossom: (blushing) Yes, I'd love to.
Boomer: Then come on! Haha.
*Boomer and Blossom run out to the dance floor*
*As Boomer then extends his arms as if he was going to hug, Blossom runs to him and jumps in his arms. (like a jump hug)*
*As they slow dance, they stare at each other for sometime and it ends in a kiss*
*An hour has gone by, scene switches to Brick and Butch*
Brick: Great party, eh bro?
Butch: Yeah, except for that sissy doll song Boomer requested.
Brick: I know... (looks around) where is Boomer anyway?
Butch: (points) Look!
*Scene switches to Boomer sleeping on his stuffed alligator and Blossom is sleeping on his lap*
Brick and Butch: Awwwwwww
Narrator: It looks like those two lovebirds are tired out. Well, tune in to another episode of the Rowdyruff Boys. Sleep tight everyone...
