Here's something to keep you guys occupied while HPATV is coming along.
Disclaimer: I do not own Harry Potter.
Underpants
Raucous laughter echoed down the hall.
"What cute puppies, Lupin!" goaded one voice cruelly.
Remus Lupin blushed, unable to escape the crowd of students that had gathered around him. Lucius Malfoy had in his hands the trousers of the flustered Gryffindor, smirking.
"Oi! What's going on here?" someone barked from the end of the corridor, and the students turned to look as one Sirius Black pushed his way through the crowd.
"We were just admiring your friends' choice of underpants, Black." Lucius sneered and the rest of the crowd laughed again.
Remus' blush darkened to a ripe cherry colour, half hiding behind Sirius.
"How kind of you, Malfoy," Sirius spat.
Malfoy lazily took out his wand, "What are you going to do about it?"
Sirius was still for a moment before suddenly shedding his own trousers like a professional and throwing them to the ground, exposing boxers with big red lip prints on them. Looping an arm around Remus' shoulders, Sirius marched them through the speechless crowd, "Come on, Remmy! Let's go find James and Peter, I'm starving!"
The pair ambled down the hallway, leaving the crowd to stare blankly at the large owl post number on the back of Sirius' underpants.
