A Random Annoying Morning
Mark was peacefully sleeping in his own bed when he felt something on top of him. At first he thought it was his pit bull Fang, but then he realized that Fang did not have arms. And he did not wear jeans. And he did not put a knife to his throat. Mark opened his eyes and found James straddling his chest while holding a knife to his throat. "What the fuck do you think you're doing you psycho?" he shouted angrily.
James smiled at him. "I'm bored Marky."
Glenn came in at that moment. It was hard to tell because of his mask, but he seemed to be irritated. "He's been annoying me for three hours now. It's your turn to deal with him."
Mark groaned. This had not been the way he had been intending to spend his day. "Why can't you go bug Annabelle? She actually likes you."
James pouted at him. "She doesn't like me today Marky," he said sadly. "We got into a fight." He started bouncing up and down. "I need you to entertain me Marky. It'll make me feel better."
"Well too bad, because I don't want to." Mark tried to shove James off of him. "Now go away! I'm trying to sleep."
"But I'm bored!" James whined. He took his knife and cut Mark on the chest with it, causing the other boy to shove him off violently.
"Fucking hell James!" Mark shouted. He got off and put his hand on his chest. The cut wasn't that deep, but it still stung like hell. "You're a fucking asshole. I hope you know that."
Glenn sighed as he helped James up to his feet. "You know, you could have been a little nicer about your answer. The boy only wants to be entertained."
Mark glared at his scarred baby brother. "You just shut the fuck up over there. I don't need to hear your two cents during all this."
James started tugging on Mark's arm. "Come on Marky, I want to go kill someone."
"So go kill someone. You don't need me to do it with you."
"Ugh! Why are you being so difficult? You love going to kill people!"
"I'm fucking tired you asshole! You kept me up till three in the morning last night babbling on about how I never take you anywhere. God, if I didn't know better, I would think you were a fucking chick."
Glenn grinned. "How do you know he's not a girl Mark? Is there something you're not telling me?"
James grinned too. "Yeah Marky, let's tell him how we spend some of our free time."
"How about we don't and you all go away?" Mark replied. He took off his shirt, tossed it to the ground and then grabbed a clean one from his closet. "Why are you so bored anyway? I thought you prided yourself on always keeping yourself entertained."
James shrugged. "I don't know. I just am." He began twirling his knife around in his hands. "We can kill anyone you want. I won't complain, I promise."
"Fine. Let's kill one of those bitches who go to St. Mary's."
"But I don't like killing them! You ogle them like a pervert!"
Glenn frowned. "Who says the word ogle?"
"I do asshole! Now shut up before I rip that damn mask off and gouge your fucking eyes out!"
Mark rolled his eyes. James was such a fucking drama queen sometimes. "What happened to not complaining about who I picked?"
James sighed. "You just want to kill those bitches because you know it bothers me."
Mark grinned evilly. "I thought you told me the other day that you don't get jealous."
"I am not jealous!"
"Yes you are! You're acting like a little jealous bitch!"
"I am not!" James stomped his foot twice before kicking Mark on the shin. "You take that back right now!"
Mark shouted in pain and shoved James as hard as he could. "Damn it you bastard! What is wrong with you?"
"I am not a jealous bitch!" James insisted. He looked like he was becoming absolutely unhinged at the thought of that accusation.
"You know, I think I might just go now," Glenn said. "This isn't the place for me."
Mark grabbed him by the arm and made him stay where he was. "Oh no you don't! You're not leaving me alone with him! This idiot is a nut job."
James cackled. "If you think I'm a nut job now, then you haven't seen anything yet." He grabbed Mark's head and licked the side of his face.
Must not kill James…must not kill James… Mark had to take several deep breaths so he could fulfill that thought that was going through his head. "James?" he finally said.
James smiled at him. "Yeah?"
"Can you just go away?"
"Am I annoying you?"
"Yes."
"Do you want to kill me?"
"Yes."
"But are you resisting that urge and you're just trying to think of other ways to hurt me instead?"
"Yes."
James's grin just got bigger. "Then I have officially fulfilled my mission." He planted a kiss on Mark's lips and left the room, laughing like an idiot as he did so."
Mark smacked his forehead and then looked over at Glenn. "Did you know that he was going to do that?" he growled.
Glenn just cocked his head to the side. "I can't control your boyfriend Marky. I never know what he's planning."
Mark sighed in frustration and went after James. "LAWSON! YOU HAVE TEN SECONDS TO GET THE HELL OUT OF MY HOUSE BEFORE I KILL THE SHIT OUT OF YOU!"
