Date: May 16, 2009
When Fuji Yuuta transfers to a boarding school to be closer to the girl he likes, twin brother Fuji Syusuke tries to follow. Unfortunately there are no more boy dorms available.
Note: Sorry for the extremely long wait. I don't think I've updated since… forever! But enough procrastinating! At the moment I'm really busy, but hopefully I can get these chapters out as soon as possible. I've planned 4 more chapters after this one. Again, I'm really sorry for the wait!
PS, I haven't been on for like half a year... They really changed the whole login stuff and everything looks so high tech!
Gender Bender
Chapter 10
Higuma Otoshi!
"I can't believe we're camping." Fuji Syusuke sighed.
"Yea! This should be a lot of fun!" Kikumaru Eiji grinned.
"You all realize, I've been living in a tent for the past few weeks. I'm not too fond of the whole camping idea." Fuji muttered.
A teenager wearing a bit too much purple with a little bit too many magenta floral patterns on it scooted next to the rather irritated Fuji twin, "Well neesan, a bit of bonding time is essential for-"
"Don't. Talk. To. Me." Fuji Syusuke muttered darkly.
"Hey look! Look! There's a small river nya! We can totally go swimming and fishing and stuff!" Kikumaru pointed out gingerly. The redhead cheered as he ran towards the stream slowly wadding in before turning around to frown, "Hey! Did anyone hear me?"
"Don't think so, they're too busy setting up the tent." Saeki shrugged.
"That's no fun." Kikumaru pouted, "Camping's suppose to be fun! Nya!"
"But thanks for pointing this out, I've held this in the whole ride." Saeki sighed exasperatedly as he unzipped his pants and started to take a leak.
Kikumaru blinked, blinked some more, yelled, then dashed out of the river.
"Neesan, what a bunch of lively people. Don't you agree?" The teenager wearing abundant amounts of purple crawled towards the 'fairer' of the Fuji twins.
"Do. Not. Talk. To. Me." Fuji glared before distancing himself towards his red headed best friend.
"Unya… I'm bored." Kikumaru whined as he grabbed the approaching honey haired teen by the hand, "Ne, Syu-chan, let's go gather some firewood while the boys try to fix up the tents."
"BOYS?" Atobe gasped loudly in obvious offence, "I am a man! My prowess is evident in the size of these muscles!"
"Yea?" Saeki retorted, in turn flexing his arms, "I go the gym nearly everyday and tennis helps build these puppies up!"
"Is that the best you got?" Atobe huffed with a slight smirk on his face as he flexed his arms in all directions even harder.
Tezuka cleared his throat, rolled up his sleeves, and tried to act like an innocent bystander as his muscles just so happened to flex as he lifted up a pole used to hold up the tent. Atobe and Saeki glared at the brunet, grunting with all their might as they continued to flex.
"Guys, guys… Please calm down. We need to get these tents set up before the sun sets." Oishi smiled nervously.
"If you think my upper body is amazing check out these abs!" Saeki interrupted the shiny haired boy as he lifted up his shirt.
"Child's play." Atobe smirked taking off his shirt as well.
"Oishi." Tezuka called over from his position overlooking a saggy attempt at a tent.
"Need help Tezuka?" Oishi asked earnestly.
"What's the temperature right now?" Tezuka questioned, his face serious.
"Um… Last I heard on the radio it was-"
"Aa, I agree. It's too hot." Tezuka grunted as he too removed his shirt and flexed to reveal his own set of well-defined abs.
"And look at these leg muscles, from all the running I do and leg presses." Saeki claimed proudly as he took off his pants.
"If you think those are muscles, take a look at these!" Atobe replied pulling his own pants down flexing his entire body proudly.
"Oishi." Tezuka frowned.
"Tezuka?" Oishi blinked.
"It's very hot isn't it?" Tezuka questioned as he too pulled down his pants.
Oishi sighed and decided to sit this one out. Maybe he'd help Mizuki and Yuuta with the unpacking… on second thought maybe he's just find a nice patch of soft grass, lie back, and close his eyes for an extended period of time.
"Ha! Muscles are nothing!" Atobe sneered as he pulled down his boxers and flung them over some poor tree successfully scaring off a few squirrels, "Do you see the sheer size of this big guy? DO YOU SEE HOW BIG THIS GUY IS? LOOK AT THE LENGTH!"
"Fine I admit you're longer than me by an inch full size, but I've got all the thickness." Saeki grinned as he too flung off his boxers.
"It's very hot isn't it Oishi… Oishi?" Tezuka blinked before spotting the prone teenager lying on the ground, "OISHI! IT'S VERY HOT ISN'T IT?" The shiny haired boy merely rolled over and plugged his ears with his hands. Nevertheless, Tezuka took off his boxers as well and flung them right into the now flying pile of wood.
"AHHHH!" Fuji Syusuke yelled as his vision was cut off by something flying into his face, contributing to him tripping over a small pothole, and flinging his stack of wood into the air. And thanks to the discovery of gravity, the pieces of wood didn't float away but fell straight back down. Hastily sitting up with a bruised eye, several cuts and scrapes, Fuji yelled, "WHY ARE BOYS SO STU-" He managed to shut his mouth before realizing that he too was a boy. (Although he looked like a girl on the outside)
"How shameful! Exposing my neesan-"
"Just shut up Mizaka." Fuji sighed as Oishi tended to the wound on Fuji's forehead.
The sun had already set and eight boys (including the cross dressing one) sat in a small circle around a campfire, three of which had an ashamed look plastered onto their faces. And it wasn't just because they had in their minds permanently scarred a freshly blossoming lady, but also because they failed to set up their tents and now had to spend the night sleeping under the stars. Which in a literal sense would have been gorgeous, but realistically they couldn't really see that many stars due to the tree foliage, and mosquitoes were just about everywhere.
"My dear Fuji-hime, I apologize full heartedly for revealing my massive manly piece of meat." Atobe expressed his regret, although to any normal person it just sounded like another boast.
"Don't worry about it!" Kikumaru cheered in reply, "You should all worry about Mr. Otousan finding out."
Atobe and Tezuka's eyes widened. This expression from Atobe was definitely a new one, but from Tezuka any small change in his face was an amazing feat. Saeki tilted his head and wondered aloud, "Who?"
"Urg." Atobe sighed in disgust, "Don't worry about him. He's just some party pooper."
"Party pooper?" Saeki frowned.
"Our student council president." Oishi explained.
"Oh." Saeki nodded, "What does he have to do with me showing my greatest pride? Does he want a little taste of Chiba too? Or is this guy bigger than me?"
Fuji Yuuta let out a loud groan, "I'm going to sleep." He didn't just go to Shukuen Gakuen to follow his love of his life Ann-chan who happened to reveal herself as a proud lesbian, but to also take a break from his older brother and their childhood friend Saeki for obvious reasons. Looks like his plans completely backfired.
"Let me go with you! We can keep each other warm!" The purple thing, well he wasn't technically purple because at night he tends to wear violet pieces of clothing, then again he claims everything he wears is violet and NOT AT ALL purple (Hey! I don't mean to interrupt but if you're interested in this topic check out my other fic: It's not purple… It's violet!)
"Good night!" Saeki cheered as he grabbed the older Fuji by the ankle to keep him from following his younger brother and perhaps avoid first-degree murder charges.
"Unya! This is the perfect setting for… scary stories!" Kikumaru let a mischievous grin cover his face.
"Wait! I want to hear more about this student council president guy! This isn't fair, I don't go to the same school as you guys!" Saeki protested.
"Then I'll tell the first story!" Kikumaru's grin darkened, "Once upon a time there was a castle within a dark and enchanted forest…
"We must save princess we must!" Teguka a great big green ogre with four eyes and a wooden mace grumbled.
"Gruuu!" Agreed Atogo a second ogre who was just as smelly as the first ogre and who also carried a large wooden mace-"
"Wait… Teguka? Atogo?" Tezuka interrupted.
"Why am I an ogre!" Atobe screeched.
"Shh!" Kikumaru lifted up his index to his lips, "I'm the one telling the story! So, there's this evil witch who captured the lovely princess…
"Syusukapunzie! Get me more brew from my cauldron!" The evil Kajagothel, witch of the castle ordered.
Syusukapunzie grabbed a large pail and scooped the contents from the cauldron: a potion able to keep people wide-awake. She presented it to the evil witch who gulped down its contents immediately.
"MOAWR!" Kajagothel growled in a resonant boom that shook the entire castle.
Syusukapunzie simply nodded and returned to the cauldron to find its contents empty.
"What?" The evil witch roared, "No more potion you say? Then you must go a fetch the ingredients!"
Syusukapunzie nodded as she picked up a notepad.
"You must travel to my forbidden cupboard of doom! And you must grab a bucket of evil black beans! Then you must travel to the fountain in my garden that spouts out the tears of unicorns and gather a few pails!" The evil witch commanded.
Syusukapunzie nodded.
"WAIT!" The evil witch shrieked.
Syusukapunzie was frozen in her spot.
"While you're on your way, think you can attach this letter to one of my carrier pigeons? It's regarding that new castle I was looking at; remember the one with cobwebs and coffins filled with bones in the basement? This castle gets too much sunlight and I think we need a new change of scenery." Kagagothel grumbled.
Syusukapunzie nodded and made her way to the cupboard then to the fountain. However, at the fountain she bumped into two fearsome ogres.
"RAWR! Princess Syusukapunzie! We save you from the evil witch Kagagothel who kidnap you!" Atogo growled.
"Ah! Ogres!" Syusukapunzie yelled in fright as she dropped the letter she was supposed to attach to the pigeon.
"What this?" Teguka picked it up.
"Drop it! That's mine!" Syusukapunzie replied.
"We return it to you if you come return to palace!" Atogo announced.
"No way am I going with two ogres!" Syusukapunzie frowned, "But seriously, that actually belongs to Kajagothel who will get really mad if anything happens to it."
"Anything that belongs to evil witch must destroy!" Teguka thought briefly before tossing it into the fountain.
The skies darkened and thunder clapped all around them.
In a dark cloud of smoke, the evil witch Kajagothel appeared!
"DO YOU FOOLS KNOW WHAT THAT WAS?" Kagagothel's yell was loud enough for all the poor forest creatures to hear.
"Um… Letter?" Teguka replied.
"IT'S NOT JUST ANY LETTER!" Kagagothel growled.
"Magic letter?" Atogo tried to answer.
"THAT IS CORRECT!" Kagagothel's voice boomed, "A MAGIC LETTER THAT CONTAINS THE FIRST AND LAST RENT PAYMENTS TO THE NEW DARK AND EVIL CASTLE I WAS LOOKING AT!"
"But princess Syusukapunzie! She kidnapped and we just trying to save her." Atogo explained.
"WHAT? MY LETTER WAS DESTROYED OVER SOMETHING SO TRIVIAL?" Kagagothel gasped.
"Yea, we need save her." Teguka shrugged.
"Um…" Syusukapunzie interrupted, "I like living here. Kagagothel takes care of me, and I enjoy torturing the little forest animals it's funny. Its just that Kagagothel is really busy trying to balance evil and sleep so he gets cranky."
"Oh." Teguka and Atogo blinked.
… and so Kagagothel and princess Syusukapunzie were not able to move castles and had to continue living in the dark enchanted forest. Kagagothel was really angry that they couldn't move that he wrote a really hard exam every poor forest animal had to write. And some forest animals failed, and had to study extra hard to take the make up test. The end." Kikumaru concluded his story.
"Wait… So Kagagothel is this student council president guy?" Saeki questioned, "You didn't answer my question though… Would he enjoy a little taste of Chiba paradise?"
"Way to ruin my story!" Kikumaru whined.
"A terrible story!" Atobe scoffed then cleared his throat, "It's my turn! There once was a handsome, muscular, sculpted, and gorgeous young prince named prince Atobe Charming. He was so beautiful that all who gazed upon him would follow their prince until death! He was just so wonderfully-"
"Boring." Saeki snorted, "I'm going to sleep."
"Same." Fuji sighed.
"Goodnight!" Oishi also stood up and went to grab a sleeping bag.
"I'm sleeping too." Tezuka excused himself.
"Way to ruin scary story time!" Kikumaru pouted, grabbed and sleeping bag and made his way to sleep next to his boyfriend. "Unya, Oishi, Oishi! Were you scared of my story? Oishi?"
Said boyfriend snored.
"Nya! Boring!" Kikumaru frowned and scooted next to his best friend, "Syu-chan! Were you scared of my story?"
"Saa… Only that name you gave me." Fuji replied.
"Ehehe. Sorry about that! But it was a good story right?" Kikumaru blinked.
"Mm hm." Fuji nodded.
"Brr… It's freezing! Do you think we can combine sleeping bags?" Kikumaru wondered.
"It is a little cold…" Fuji considered. Before he could even agree, a certain redhead had already zipped their sleeping bags together and cuddle up close to him.
"E-Eiji! You have a boyfriend!" Fuji protested.
"Don't worry! He's passed out, and his zipper and zipped all around entirely cause he's scared of West Nile." Eiji replied and cuddled close for warmth, "Nya, Syu-chan you know I'm really happy we all went camping together, but I can't believe they didn't set up the tent. I'm beginning to think that Tezuka, Saeki, and that senpai all like you. Do you think I'm right? I'm really glad that we're friends, to think-"
"Eiji?" Fuji wondered why the redhead stopped chattering.
"Unya…" Kikumaru's voice hushed into a whisper, "Why do you have a penis?"
Fuji's heartbeat drastically raised, "Shh! Listen, it's not what you think."
"Unya?"
"It's seriously…"
"Unya?"
"Serious, it's not what you think."
"Unya?"
"Honest to kami-sama, the truth is…"
"Unya?"
"Listen, you got to be quiet."
"Unya?"
"Saa… You see…"
"Unya?"
"Stop that."
"Unya?"
"Stop!"
"Unya?"
"Eiji!" Fuji whined, "Stop interrupting me like that."
"Sorry. But Syu-chan… Are you a boy?"
"Keep this a secret promise?"
"I don't care what you are, you're still my best friend so of course I'll keep your secret." Kikumaru replied.
"Thanks." Fuji smiled.
"No problem!" Kikumaru grinned.
After a moment of silence the redhead sparked up conversation once more, "So… What were you thinking of, about what happened earlier, now that I know you're a boy?"
"Hm…" Fuji pondered, "I kept thinking, they're not so big."
"Haha! Are you serious?" Kikumaru giggled.
The rest of the week went by rather uneventfully. They finally managed to set up the tent… Even though it was on the last night and Atobe was covered from head to toe in mosquito bites. He claimed that the mosquitoes know the good stuff and only go for elite blood of handsome charming men. It was then a wonder why the purple thing that was hanging off Yuuta was also covered in mosquito bites. Saeki claimed that the mosquitoes only go for people with a terrible sense of fashion.
Despite some problems (like running out of toilet paper), it was a pleasant get away for the boys (one dressed as a lady). Kikumaru and Oishi were closer than ever. Every morning they would wake up and share a sweet kiss, brush their teeth by the river together, then take a morning piss together as well. They would share utensils when eating and would eventually resort to no utensils and decided it was more convenient to hand feed one another. They would spend a good few hours kissing and making out, before joining the rest of the group for smores and campfire stories. Then at night they would share another sweet kiss, as well as a sleeping bag.
As Oishi and Kikumaru got closer, much to Fuji's favour, Yuuta and that purple thing also got closer, much to Fuji's dislike. Every morning they would wake up and share a disgusting kiss. They'd brush their teeth by the river, and then take a morning piss together. It made Fuji feel the need to vomit in the water while the purple thing was washing his face further down the stream (Fuji did end up vomiting and the purple thing wondered why the water contained yesterday's contents in it, but dismissed it). They would share utensils, and well that's as far as that went, but it was still gross. Then they would do stuff in their sleeping bag. Gross. Gross. Gross.
Tezuka and Atobe kept arguing with Saeki chirping in from time to time. Fuji discovered that bringing his MP3 player was the greatest idea ever as he texted his Kajimotousan on today's events from the tree branch he was sitting on.
"You idiot! Way to leave the food out in the open for bears to find!" Atobe growled.
"Are you talking to me? You're the one who always has a midnight snack." Tezuka retorted. As a large brown bear ravaged their campsite destroying everything from tents, to coolers, sleeping bags, and even the car they used to get here. Basically they were stranded.
"I can't believe this!" The purple thing screeched as he grabbed the stuffed bear known and loved as Yuu-chan from underneath the older Fuji's arm and tossed it towards the real bear in attempt to drive it away.
"YUU-CHAN!" Fuji cried and stopped texting his Kajimotousan to push the purple thing off the tree. The purple thing landed with a thump and ow. Fuji readied himself to follow suit, using the purple thing as cushioning in a drastic attempt to save Yuu-chan who the brown bear tilted his head at and began to lick. Fuji was stopped however by two pair of arms: Atobe and Tezuka.
"YUU-CHAN!" Fuji sobbed as he watched his beloved companion carried off by the real bear into the wilderness.
And that was the reason why Kajimoto Takahisa rushed over from where he was vacationing in Australia, close by the Japanese island.
"Thank you for picking us up senpai." The group of eight boys (including the boy dressed up as a girl) thanked in an apologetic tone.
Kajimoto Takahisa muttered something incoherent under his breath, as he continued to drive on the bumpy terrain hoping to come in contact with real road anytime soon. Next to him in the passenger's seat was his self-proclaimed daughter Fuji Syusuke, busy with a needle and thread as he patched fuzzy fabric together. Sitting bunched in the backseat was Tezuka to one side, a grinning Saeki in the middle (who kept winking at him), and Atobe to the other side. Finally in the back of the station wagon car, were the happy couples: Yuuta and Mizuki, and Kikumaru and Oishi, all busy in their own little worlds.
"Senpai, can you change the station?" Atobe questioned, as the car quickly swerved to avoid a tree.
"No." Kajimoto stated.
"I… feel… dizzy." Fuji mumbled as he shakily passed the needles through two pieces of fabric, pricking himself in the process once more, "Oh… I'm also… bleeding…"
"Where are we?" Atobe questioned, looking out the window and only spotting trees.
"In a forest." Kajimoto stated.
"We went camping remember?" Kikumaru poked his head out from the back, before wrapping his arms around his boyfriend's neck to resume their making out.
"Yuu-chan the… second… almost… done, but… so… dizzy." Fuji babbled as he stabbed himself once more with the needle, before his body went limp.
"Is she okay?" It was Tezuka's turn to asked as he bobbed his head around to get a better view of the unconscious Fuji.
"Just fine." Kajimoto stated, not even bothering to take his eyes off the road (there wasn't really a road since they were in the middle of nowhere) to glance down for one second at the person beside him.
"Are you sure?" Tezuka wondered.
"She won't die." Kajimoto's eye twitched.
"Are we there yet?" Atobe let out an exasperated sigh.
"No." Kajimoto stated.
"Are we there yet?" Atobe asked once more.
"No." Kajimoto stated.
"Soon?" Atobe wondered.
"No." Kajimoto stated before pressing on the brakes once more and spinning around, "Kikumaru-kun! Not in my car!"
"Sorry!" The redhead giggled.
"Sorry." Oishi repeated.
"Kids…" Kajimoto grumbled as he continued to drive.
"I don't like this song. Can you change the station?" Atobe questioned.
"Ouch!" Kikumaru squeaked, "Yuuta and Mizuki-kun, stay on your side!"
"You two are the ones who keep rolling over here." Mizuki protested.
"Oh no! I forgot my favourite tennis ball back at the campsite! Kajimoto-senpai? Do you think we can turn around?" Tezuka questioned.
"Are we there yet?" Atobe whined.
Kajimoto Takahisa took a deep breath and focused on the makeshift road.
"Ne, Kajimoto-kun is it? Would you like a taste of Chiba?" Saeki questioned in a suggestive voice.
To be continued.
And so we say goodbye to Yuu-chan. Hopefully chapter 11 will come out soon! By the way, I was too lazy to reread and fix spelling and grammar, so if you spot something feel free to point it out! Thanks for reading!
