"Oh shit…" says the nerd. "Hannah Montana the Video Game for the DS. God, this is gonna suck."

"So, on the title screen, we have the logo and these two chicks with oversized eyes. What's up with that? They look like possessed dolls! Anyway, I have to enter three initials. Why only three letters? Why not a full name? What is this? An 80's arcade game?"

"So, we go to the first cutscene, where Hannah is awoken by her father because her reputation may be at stake. Hannah gets a little nervous because someone sent her a threatening letter about exposing her secret to Malibu, so now you have to go to school and meet your friend, who looks a lot like Chester A. Bum's girlfriend. You know, f**k this. This game is as boring as boring can be."

"So. There we go." says the nerd. "That's it. That's the only game! No more shitty Hannah Montana games!"

Suddenly, another game drops in. That being Hannah Montana Music Jam.

"Oh, god." said the nerd.

"Alright, Hannah Montana Music Jam. More like Hannah Montana Shit Spam!"

"So, the title screen comes on and we are subject to horrible pop music playing in the background. God, it makes the music from Terminator on NES sound like fucking Metallica! Anyway, so this game is a music video customizer. It sucks."

"Okay, time for one last game. Sorry if this was short, but these Hannah Montana games aren't much in depth and there aren't many. Anyway, Hannah Montana: The Movie. What's with these people in putting 'The Movie' in movie-to-video game adaptations? It's ridiculous. It should just be called 'The Movie Game.' "

The nerd pops the game in.

"So, the title screen comes on and it has a selection of Story Mode, Quickplay Mode, and Options. I'll just pick Story Mode."

"So, Hannah leaves her concert when her father comes and tells her to get changed for, I don't know, missing her concert or something. So, you get changed, yeah, every Disney game involves dress-up, and then I leave. Okay, time for a dance sequence. So, you tap these buttons to the rhythm, I guess. I really hate Miley Cyrus's hideous face in the background. God, she looks worse than Britney Spears. So, you use every instrument known to man and the song finally finishes. So, after that, you change again. Then, you sing again, and it goes on, and on, and on. God, it's like Superman 64! Well, not as bad as Superman 64, but you get my point. This game sucks ass."

"There. That's it. I couldn't find anything else. There were barely any depth in these games, for they were all the same. Bottom line, these games suck ass. Good night." said the nerd.