SOMEONE BOUGHT THE TV AT JUNES, OH SHI—
Around three hundred workers were crowded at the back of the store at 2:00 PM, moving the TV (because, obviously, it takes three hundred workers to do it). Being the responsible manager's son he is, Yosuke finally arrived at the scene at 5:30 (he was too busy playing Cooking Mama on his DS).
"W-WHAT ARE YOU DOING?!" Yosuke entangled his hands in his hair, gaping at the employee taking the widescreen TV away.
"Doin' my job."
"Well, y-you can't. Because..." He looked desperately around the store and saw the familiar bear standing around. "... because Teddie likes to watch Ni Hao KaiLan on his breaks! Right, Teddie?"
"Yosuke? What do you mean, I don't---" Yosuke glared daggers at him. They landed in the mp3 player section. "I mean, yes, I love to watch... whatever Yosuke-senpai said!"
The employee rolled his eyes. "You do realize there's probably 20 TVs around us?" Teddie widened his eyes and looked at Yosuke urgently.
"Yes, but Teddie is, er, very picky. He wants to watch that TV," Yosuke improvised. He subtly reached for his cell phone in his pocket. "Go tell 'im, Teddie."
Teddie was dumbfounded because he knew nothing of TVs. "Y-yeah! I like this one the best," he said. "It suits me. It fits to what I like," Teddie continued, becoming more passionate. "It caters to my taste. It conforms to my expectations. It..."
"Aw shit, no one's picking up," Yosuke muttered to himself, dialing madly on his cell. He called everyone's cell, except the fox's. "Guh.." In the corner of his eye, he can see Teddie rambling off about the TV. Yosuke went off to do something.
"Look, sir, a customer had ordered this TV and I have to get this out of here. I don't care about how freakishly much you like this particular TV. Now, if you'd excuse me." He loaded the TV onto a cart with the other 300 workers and carried it away.
"YOSUKEEEEE!! What are we gonna do?!" Teddie cried when he saw Yosuke appear again. He was holding a box of black spandex suits.
The next morning, Souji turned on the news and found out that Yasogami High had been broken in. Interviews of shocked students and Ms. Kashiwagi seducing the camera man filled the hour.
"The robbery of a giant flat screen TV from Junes had taken place late at night. Our hidden camera shows the criminals, here, entering through the floor with shovels. It appears that they are female..." the news reporter dragged on.
At the same time, his cell rang.
"Aw, dude, you won't believe this," Yosuke began.
