A/N: Welcome to the weird fanfic (weird is good in my book) Pokémon Mystery Dungeon: Hope Guardians. If you remember what happened last chapter, congratulations, you aren't total idiots, if you didn't, then ye must walk the plank matte. Now onto the weirdness.
"Why is it called Weirdo Town", I asked with shocked of how a town could be named that. We were walking the desert toward the town with the weird name. (Pun unintended)
"I don't know, they say only the guardians know why it's called that, that's one of the reasons I'm want to be one", Terra replied, leaving me still wanting to know the answer to my question.
'Guess I'll find out when we get there', I thought to myself.
After about an hour of walking we arrived at the plateau I saw earlier. When we got close enough, I swear I was seeing things, but there was an elevator in it. I rubbed my eyes, but it was still there.
"Terra, I think I'm having one of those mirage things, because I see an elevator in the rock of the plateau", I told my friend.
"That's no mirage Jake, that's the elevator to the top, where Weirdo Town is", she said to me.
"Wow, how did they make that without rocks crumbling down on them", I asked her.
"No one is sure, you see this was made by humans many years before Pokémon started living on top of this plateau", she said as we go in the elevator and started going up, "Steel, electric, and physic types have been repairing it for years, but this elevator is nothing compared to our other way of transport".
"What is it", I asked her.
"You'll see".
When the door opened I couldn't believe what I saw. There was an entire town, with buildings, a pond, a fountain, and even trees. I never knew that it was possible for an entire town to be made on a plateau with no access to any natural resources. It was actually nice looking.
Now that I'm over that I should probably, describe some of it to you. Well, most of the buildings looked like the heads of Pokémon, one looked like a Gallade's head, another looked like a Mr. Mime's head, and there was one that looked like a Kelceon's head, and the list goes on.
"I'll give you a tour later, right now let's head to the Guardian Base", Terra said while dragging me to a building that was different than the rest. It was three stories high, had only a few windows, and a satellite dish on top of it. It looked very high tech, and was twice as large as the other buildings, and it was obvious that this was main building.
"Hey Terra, who do you got there", a static like voice called to Terra. We turned around and saw a Rotom heading our way.
"Hey Kaz, this is Jake, he's my new partner for the Guardian team I'm starting, but Kaz you don't usually socialize with new people often, so what did you do now", Terra asked the Rotom named Kaz, with a suspicious look on her face.
"Ok, ok, you see I kinda volted up a package of Diet Coke at the Grocery store. Unfortunately, Zack bought it. I only have a few minutes till he finds out what I did, so please help me find a place to hide", he begged to us.
"Kaz you idiot, Zack is going to kill you, but since I feel bad for you, we will help you, now get in this sack", she said while a brown sack magically appeared out of nowhere.
"Thank you, thank you", he said as he got in the sack and Terra tied it up.
What she did next shocked me. She threw the sack right off the edge of the plateau. I then heard a large terrifying yell.
"KAAAAAZZZZZZ", yelled a Lucario running toward us, when he got to us he asked, "Where is he?"
"At the bottom of the cliff over there, he's in a brown sack", she told the Lucario, who I concluded, was Zack. Zack nodded to her and dived off the cliff after Kaz. I was at the moment, wide eyed, and shocked at what just happened.
"Why did you throw him off the cliff, and told Zack where he was", I asked.
"Because, Zack seemed to forget that last week, he put super glue in my cereal ", she told me.
"Ok, but are they going to be ok", I asked, thinking of how far a drop that is.
"Don't worry, Pokémon get thrown off, fell off, catapulted off, dive off, bounce off, and swim of these cliffs every day", she told me, leaving me just as shocked before.
"I think I know why this place is called Weirdo Town now", I said to myself.
"Really, why, oh never mind let's get inside, the Pory Bros. will give us a tour", she said to me.
"Ok", I said back, and we then walked into the building that would be my home for a long time.
A/N: Thus ending another chapter of the great story Pokémon Mystery Dungeon: Hope Guardians.
Now you guys know the drill, and don't worry about occupation, I'll do that myself.
Now REVIEW, or suffer the same fate as Kaz!!
