YY100: Hey everyone! How are you all? ^^
Kyouya: *Has a bump the size of a fist on his forehead* you sure are cheery today.
YY100: Yes, well, I have vented and I'm happy again!
Tamaki: That's great! =D
YY100: I know! =D
Kyouya: YamiYugi100 doesn't own Ouran High School Host Club! Let's start now!
YY100: *Emo corner* I couldn't say it this time??
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Ouran High School Host Club…With a Twist!
Chapter 2: Clubs, Secrets, and Vases, OH MY!
Only those with excellent social standing and those from filthy rich families are lucky enough to spend their time here at the elite private school, Ouran Academy.
Seconds ticked by on the clock. Momo stayed rigid next to Haruhi, sweat dropping from her brow a bit. Shuhan, by some miracle of nature, slithered into the shadow of a nearby corner and thus avoided contact from the eyes of the hosts. "This is a host club?" Haruhi said/asked in fear, pressing herself up against the door in fear. 'Am I the only one who notices that arrow pointing at that vase?' Shuhan wondered raising an eyebrow.
"Oh wow, it's a boy with Momo." The twins said at the same time. "Hikaru, Kaoru," The young man with glasses similar to Momo's own said, "I believe this young man is in the same class as you and Momo am I correct?" The twins nodded, "Yeah, but he's shy and doesn't act very social. He either studies or hangs out with Midori over there." They pointed to the shadows, where a pair of pitch black eyes glared angrily at the host club. For a moment, when the glasses man smirked, Shuhan could've sworn there was a light bulb going off somewhere.
"Welcome to the Ouran host club, Mr. Honor student." Kyouya greeted and faced Momo, who was giving him a 'Please don't say anything' look. Kyouya shrugged, it wouldn't benefit him if he was the one who said anything about Momo. The blonde let out a sigh of relief. The blonde boy was up in their face in a second, "Oh, then your name must be Haruhi Fujioka! You're the exceptional honor student we've heard about!" With that said, Haruhi stopped trying to open the door and Momo slinked away next to the vase, yet at a safe enough distance so she wouldn't be noticed or break anything. "How did you know my name?" Haruhi asked nervously. After the glasses man explained, Momo was cracking up at the Audacious Commoner part.
After the blonde boy finished a rather long monologue about poor people, Haruhi headed for the door. "I'm out of here, come on Shuhan, you too Momo." Shuhan appeared next to her friend saying, "Whatever." And Momo skipped next to them saying, "Coming!" Before they could leave, the smallest member of the host club appeared and dragged them all but Momo back. Momo stood near the door, still rigid. Why hadn't her brother tell them yet? Did he want her to tell them? After the moment of Haruhi yelling at the short member, the blonde boy went on about being 'openly gay'.
"So tell me what kind of men do you like?" He asked with a smile to Haruhi, "Do you like the strong silent type? The boy Lolita? How about the mischievous type? Or the cool type?" This was where Momo snorted from holding in her laughter too hard. Haruhi began backing away, rather freaked out about everything. Shuhan leaned near the door twitching violently. "I-It's not like that!" Haruhi tried to explain, "We-We were just looking for a quiet place to study!" After that the blonde tried to covet Haruhi, causing Momo and Shuhan to fall over laughing their heads off. Then…
CRASH!
Shuhan looked back up to see a fine vase in pieces on the floor. 'That explains the arrow…' She thought as she went to help her friend pick up the pieces. She didn't notice anything until the glasses man picked up a piece next to her and said, "Well, what do you think we should do, Tamaki?" The blonde boy, Tamaki, sat in his chair and decreed that Haruhi was the host club's dog. Momo fell over laughing her head off again while Shuhan was radiating a tangible anger wave.
Haruhi went white and rigid. Everyone gathered around her, Shuhan next to the twins and Momo over the shortest member. Momo and the shortest member poked Haruhi together, but she only fell over like a cardboard figure. "Huh…strange…" Momo mumbled and looked down smiling. The youngest member smiled back. "Hello Momo-chan!" He greeted. Momo smiled hugely back, "Hello big-brother!" Everyone shot back up and yelled simultaneously, "BIG BROTHER?!" Shuhan giggled, loving that reaction. "M-Momo…what's your last name?" Haruhi stuttered worriedly. Momo smiled, little red flowers against a blue background flowing around her, "My full name is Momo Honizuka! My older brother is Mitsukini Honizuka! The boy Lolita type of the host club!"
~THE HOST CLUB IS OPEN FOR BUISNESS~
Shuhan watched from next to Kyouya Ootori as all the host members hosted. She was also twitching violently. 'Damn host club for being so happy, damn budget for making my friend work, DAMN FUCKING FRILLY YELLOW BRIGHT ANNOYING OUTFITS!' Momo appeared next to the steaming Shuhan and poked her, "Shuhan? Are you okay?" Haruhi was watching Momo carefully, and she noticed. "What is it, Haruhi?" She asked staring innocently. "Nothing, it's just um…Honey-sempai is really your brother?" Haruhi asked. Momo laughed, "Yep! He's my older brother by two years!" "Does Mori-sempai care for you like he does for Honey-sempai?" She asked again. Momo's smile remained. "Nah, I told him I didn't want to be babied. I think he's better with big brother than with me…" Haruhi couldn't tell, but she could've sworn a light blush crossed the blonde's cheeks.
Just then Haruhi was tackle hugged by said Honey. "Do you want to have some cake with me?" He asked, eyes alight and small pink flowers all around. "No-thanks." Haruhi said, very dizzy now. Momo's eyes lighted up, "Did you say cake? Ya! I want some, please, big brother!" She called happily. When Momo left, Honey offered to let Haruhi hold Usa-chan, his little pink bunny. When she did, Shuhan could've sworn she heard another light bulb. "Hey Kyouya." She asked, "Am I crazy, or are there light bulbs going off somewhere?" She asked the second year next to her. Kyouya just did his glasses smirk, "You're probably just imagining things, Midori." Shuhan frowned, "its Shuhan, not Midori. SHUHAN!"
Kyouya just ignored the fuming first year and explained that Haruhi would not be able to leave until she graduated. Just then Tamaki came over and blew in both Haruhi and Shuhan's ears. This was complied by a request not to do that and a round kick to the head. Tamaki went into an emo corner as Shuhan panted heavily and brought her leg back to the ground in a rage. "Shuhan, you shouldn't hurt Tamaki like that…" Momo started while staring down at the sad Tamaki.
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Tamaki: Okay, that was chapter two!
YY100: *still in her emo corner* you said the line first too…
Tamaki: ^^; I didn't mean to?
YY100: *round kicks him in the gut and goes back to emo corner*
Tamaki: X.X
Shuhan: sigh, review please, it's appreciated. =)
