Chapter 6

Guardian Guild Weird Base


A/N: I know it's been awhile since I last updated, but I had writers block, then lack of interest, but I'm back to give you guys another weird chapter of Pokémon Mystery Dungeon: Hope Guardians.

Thank you Shadoe Mayari,MrMissMrs Random,Redsalemence222,SakuraFurude,Pikana,suvi-sisko,RayGallade, and nick the reaper for reviewing.

Disclaimer: Since I'm now starting to do disclaimers, you can probably guess I don't own Pokémon.

Jake and Terra belong to me, as do P, P2, PZ, and Krick (I wonder if there's a PC…I know that wasn't funny), Suna belongs to winterkitten, and Fred belongs to RayGallade.

I'm going to have to do all that every chapter… On to the Weirdom! (Is that even a word?)


The first thing Jake saw was that it was very colorful. The walls must have been painted by kids from a pre-school, because there were a bunch of childlike drawings on the wall, which he thought was nice for the guild to let kids do that, but that only catches your attention for a second, because the next thing is very noticeable.

The place was a mess. It looked like a war was fought in here. Ok I might be exaggerating a bit; the place actually looked pretty cool. There was an area that looked like a kitchen and a dining area was near it. The dining area had one huge round table, with a huge plate in the center, he would soon learn that he and Terra would be fighting there more then I would on missions, but that part can be explained later.

In another room looked like a lounge with a T.V., a bunch of chairs, a vending machine, and last but not least, a giant vault. Jake was betting that the vault had all the money for the guild in it.

I shall explain more about the guild later, but now about the part that looked like a war zone. There were furniture smashed and had scorching holes in them. I could tell that some were made recently, cause I could see smoke still coming through a few holes.

Most of the stuff I just explained, besides the mess, Jake and Terra didn't notice until 3 pink and blue pokémon appeared through a screen on a wall. They recognized them as Porygon, Porygon2, and PorygonZ, the three pokémon made from a computer program. Jake and Terra were caught off guard by them, but recovered a few seconds later. They then proceeded to introduce themselves, from the lowest to the highest on the evolution chain.

"My name Is P"

"I go by P2"

"Call me PZ"

"Nice to meet you P, P2, PZ", Jake replied to them a little nervous from their emotionless tones, but the way they spoke modern day introductions, aside from a robotic type greetings.

"We would like to make a new Guardian Team", Terra said to them, because she andJake didn't know where to go. It was PZ that responded.

"We understand, follow us for a tour, and we will then introduce you to the Guildmaster"

That is when they learned about all of those things the guild had. They also learned about the two boards outside the guild were for missions me and Terra would be taking over the time they stayed at the guild.

Yet it eventually came time. We reached a door on the 2nd story which would open up to the Guildmaster's room, the Pory brothers had just left them. Terra and Jake were nervous to meet their new boss, and we both gulped as we pushed the door open.

Both of them sweat dropped at the sight we were looking at. At the desk, a Flygon was sleeping with his head on the desk; on the desk was a name thing with the name 'Suna' written on it, only the s was backwards. On the other side of the room, a Kricketot was playing a tune while a Ludicolo was dancing to it. It didn't take long for them to notice us, since the Kricketot then stopped playing and looked at us.

"Hey Fred, it looks like we got some new recruits", the Kricketot said pointing at them, while poking the Ludicolo, who they guessed was Fred, who didn't notice us, and was still dancing even though the music stopped.

Fred then stopped dancing, and looked in their direction, before making a big smile.

"Thank you Krick", Fred said to the Kricketot, who was apparently Kick, "Now why don't you to take a step forward", Fred said to us. We walked forward to him and Krick.

"My name is Fred, I am 2nd of command of the guild, under Guildmaster Suna, who is currently taking a nap", Fred introducing himself.

"And I'm Krick, 3rd in command, under Fred and Guildmaster Suna, who will try to kill you if you take the last waffle during breakfast and he hasn't gotten any yet", Krick said introducing himself, and giving them very true advice, which Jake would one day regret ignoring. Fred then opened his beak to tell us more.

"Normally, Suna would give new recruits a random test, to allow them into the guild, but since he is currently taking a nap, I will give you your test", Fred said.

Terra and Jake looked at each other before nodding. They both expected something like this, and whatever test he gave them, and would complete it and join the guild no matter what.

Krick then handed them to cups of water, "Take a sip of this while he's explaining the test", he said, earning two weird glances before two nods.

They both took big sips of water as Fred explained the test, "You two must learn the Tango, and make a performance for the guild in one week", Fred said, explaining the test.

Which earned a response you should all remember, "(Insert the sound of spitting out water here) WHAAT!"


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