YY100: Ello! I am back and pleased to be getting some great constructive criticism! ^^
Kyouya: Whenever we give you some you go sit in your emo corner
YY100: Yes, well, that's because you guys say things that annoy me. The nice reviewers get cookies!
Tamaki: No cookies for me??
YY100: Awww! Of course Tama-chan! *hands him cookie*
Tamaki: *nibbles on cookie*
YY100: Isn't he kawaii!? *nearly squeezes Kyouya to death*
Haruhi: Erm…YamiYugi100 does not own Ouran High School Host Club…if she did she'd kill Kyouya…
YY100: It's true! I would!
Kyouya: *passed out* X.X
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Ouran High School Host Club…With a Twist!
Chapter 3: Haruhi's Makeover and Shuhan's Rage
Shuhan, Momo, and Haruhi were listening to Tamaki going on about beauty and how the host club ran on it. "Isn't there a word for people like him?" Haruhi asked Shuhan, "I'm positive there is, but its driving me nuts that I can't remember it." Shuhan nodded and both went into thinking. "I'm pretty sure it can be used to describe Momo too." Momo's eyes lit up as Tamaki was ignored by all three girls. Momo listed off complimenting words to the two while they sat in though. Shuhan brushed a strand of her red hair from her face and growled, hating not being able to figure something out.
As all three girls were deep in thought, the twins passed by and watched them. "Maybe…a pain in the neck?" Haruhi suggested to Shuhan, who just shook her head, "Nah, too under describing. Something a bit more maybe…" Both nodded and Momo watched from the girls to Tamaki and back again. As they continued to think, Tamaki walked up to the three saying, "And over all, Haruhi, you must remember, how effective a glance to the side can be." As he glanced to the side, Momo sweat dropped and Shuhan looked over to Haruhi, and they nodded simultaneously.
"Obnoxious." The two girls said together. Momo and Tamaki froze and slid into emo corners. The rose petals flew around them and Momo mumbled, "I'm never respected…"
"Um…We're sorry." Haruhi and Shuhan said together, Haruhi apologizing to both and Shuhan only apologizing to Momo. The twins appeared out of nowhere laughing and saying, "You're a hero alright." One put his elbow on Haruhi's head while the other put it on Shuhan's head, causing her to ever so slightly twitch. 'But he still is a pain in the neck….' Haruhi thought while openly twitching. Haruhi backpedaled and said to Tamaki, "I'm sorry Tamaki-sempai, but your lesson did strike a small cord with me." Then Shuhan laughed a bit, "Sorry, too, Momo-chan, you're the perfect amount of awesome."
Both snapped out of the emo corners, one glomping and the other posing. "Well they got over that quick." Shuhan mumbled.
Soon the host club argued over whether to change Haruhi into a host or not. Hikaru mumbled on about Haruhi not being host club material…that is…until the glasses came off. Everyone froze in mid sentence and stared, just stared. Shuhan and Momo backed away, knowing something huge was going to go off. "Haruhi had contacts." Shuhan explained loudly, followed by Haruhi, "Yeah, but I lost them on the first day of school."
The makeover began and Haruhi was dragged away by Hikaru and Kaoru, Mori headed for the eye doctor, Kyouya dialed the hair stylist number. "What can we do Tama-chan!?" The Haninozuka (YY100: SPELLED IT RIGHTS THIS TIME! EPIC WIN!) Siblings asked, their eyes shining hopefully. "Honey-sempai, Momo-chan?" Tamaki asked/noticed. "Yes sir!" Both shouted, "Go eat some cake."
The emo corner of cake appeared this time with Honey mumbling, "I guess it's just you and me, Momo-chan." Momo mumbled too, "Everyone else said they were too 'busy'." Shuhan was in the shadows still, trying her best to contain the rage that built up inside of her. Then, all of a sudden, the feeling of two light bulbs going off filled her mind yet again. "Grr! Where is that freaking light bulb noise coming from?!" Shuhan yelled in rage, causing Momo and Honey to sweat drop at her.
By the end of the day, as the sun set, Momo and Honey had piles of empty cake dishes in front of them, both mumbling happily. Everyone else was waiting in the changing rooms for Haruhi. "Aren't you done yet?" Tamaki asked impatiently, crossing his arms. On cue, Haruhi appeared without glasses and in uniform, little flowers around her head. Everyone but Momo and Shuhan complimented her; they knew her secret at most. And, just like that, Haruhi was a host.
And Shuhan snapped.
"YOU ARE ALL MOTHER FUCKING IDIOTS!" She yelled in rage, Momo backed up enough to avoid it. Shuhan pointed to Tamaki screaming, "I HAVE TO TELL YOU PRETTY BOY IT TAKES A LOT TO GET ON MY NERVES AND YOU'VE JUST MOVED UP THE RANKS ON MY HIT LIST! YOU ARE THE MOST SHALLOW, SELF ABSORBED, WEIRD, AND ANNOYING PERSON IN THE HISTORY OF THIS SCHOOL!"
Shuhan was panting heavily, Tamaki had gone into an emo corner, and Momo was hiding behind her older brother in fear. "Sh-shuhan is scary when she snaps." Momo murmured, peering from her crouch behind the abnormally short third-year. Honey gulped and nodded in agreement. Haruhi sighed, "Its okay, Shuhan. It's just for a little while, I'll be fine." Shuhan was about to protest, but when Haruhi gave her a reassuring look, she tusked, "Fine, I won't say any more. Sorry, Tamaki-senpai. Didn't mean to snap." She waved it off and dodged the flying glomp from the second year just like she did with Momo.
Soon Haruhi was put to the test. Shuhan was sitting next to her protectively and Momo was leaning against Mori tiredly. Everyone was watching in awe as Haruhi explained the 'story' of why she joined the host club. As the story wrapped up, Haruhi even gave a perfect host club smile. The girls asked to request her again and Shuhan was now off in her first ever emo corner. Momo pat her friend's back comfortingly while Tamaki tried to figure out why Haruhi was so popular. After a few minutes, Momo couldn't coax Shuhan out of her corner. Until Tamaki was cuddling Haruhi so hard she couldn't breathe. "AW CRAP!" Shuhan gritted her teeth, but sighed in relief when Mori rescued her. Then the light bulb sound appeared again and she screamed in rage and nearly tried to choke Momo, and they both ran into emo corners. Honey pat his sisters back comfortingly. "It's okay Momo-chan." Honey tried his best to coax her out, it wasn't working.
~Afterwards~
"Have you seen my bag Shuhan?" Haruhi asked her friend, looking around where she left it. Shuhan shrugged no and Momo said while looking out the window, "Um…I have." They all looked to see the bag and its contents thrown into the pond in the courtyard. "I didn't think there would be bullies here." Shuhan realized as they ran to pick the bag up. Haruhi stopped when she passed Tamaki's regular visitor, the other two ran on ahead. The visitor (YY100: Damn I don't remember name!!! Kyouya: It'll come to you. YY100: You enjoy my suffering, don't you? Kyouya: Very much, yes.) Insulted her, then ran off. Haruhi stood there for a moment, than ran to catch up with her friends.
'I have a feeling that girl is the one who threw my bag in the water.' Haruhi thought as the group picked up the stuff as Momo sang a song. Haruhi was looking for one last thing as Shuhan and Momo were drying their feet in the sun. Tamaki appeared, Shuhan glared, and Momo continued to sing. Tamaki decided to take action and help Haruhi find her wallet. Momo held a raging Shuhan back as she kept singing some more, "Kiss, kiss, fall in love." She hummed over and over until Haruhi and Tamaki emerged from the pond. As Haruhi stared into space, Momo chuckled some more and sang again in a whisper, "Maybe you're my love…"
~Back at the Host Club~
The regular customer (YY100: Still can't' remember her name) didn't seem too bothered by the incident. She had requested Haruhi, even thought it was obvious she didn't like her at all. After talking with her a bit more, Haruhi realized it. "You're jealous." She accused calmly, knowing she was one hundred percent right. The visitor made it look like Haruhi attacked her, and Hikaru and Kaoru poured water all over both of them. As the visitor got banished from the host club, Momo and Shuhan were rolling around laughing so hard they couldn't breath. The twins stared at them and Shuhan plastered a real smile onto her face. "What's up with you two?" Hikaru asked curiously.
"You guys are all just such idiots it hurts!" Shuhan laughed out loud and continued rolling with Momo.
And thus, by the end of the day, everything turned out okay in a sense. Shuhan regained her composure though still bothered by the light bulb sound, Momo got to eat chocolate silk pie, and Tamaki realized Haruhi was a girl. "Well isn't this an interesting development." Kyouya commented as a sign formed around him, Momo and Shuhan reading 'Knew from the start.' The others were catagorzied as 'Figured it out.'
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YY100: And this chapter is over!!
Kyouya: That was interesting *pushes glasses*
YY100: *pushes her glasses up too*
Kyouya: *evil glasses glare*
YY100: *evil glasses glare*
Shuhan: Erm…..review please, thanks……
