Why You Should Not Trust Emmett as a Babysitter
Chapter VII
Written by: AllApologies451994
Disclaimer: I don't own Twilight or anything related to it. If I did, I wouldn't sit here forever just to write crap for the internet, I would waste my time writing crap to be published.
Emmett was so grumpy it wasn't even funny. Unless you were Renesmee. Then it was hilarious. Emmett didn't even bother to see how many days it's been since the rest of his family went away. It was way too agitating. And yes, I still use the word agitating. I'm just awesome enough to. (PS, Sorry SGP, I kinda HAVE to use the letter I in my stories. And I am NOT writing that one-shot. ...If you don't understand read my reviews. SGP gives me challenges.)
So, here's what was basically going on: Emmett was sitting on the couch, reading... KERRANG!!! While drinking a.... COKE! Yes, he traded all his personal favorites away for everything else. He decided he lost everything else (including what sliver of sanity he had left), so what the heck?
Renesmee, on the other hand, wasn't as relaxed. She was in the kitchen, banging the pots and pans with whisks and spoons and stuff. She was also shouting about how Elmo knows where she lives and singing The Sharpest Lives by My Chemical Romance.
"IN LOVE WITH ALL OF THESE VAMPIRES, SO YOU CAN LEAVE LIKE THE SANE ABANDONED ME!"
"Nessie, please, I'm trying to watch FBI's Most Wanted!"
Renesmee walked in there to see he wasn't watching that at all, he was watching Barney and singing the theme song very loudly. She looked at him really funny, but didn't do anything else. She walked in and made him turn it on Jonas on Disney Channel.
She sat there watching the Jonas Brothers for forever while singing along to all the songs that came on. It commercialed and played the song Live to Party. She sang along to it very loudly and made Emmett question his sanity. He finally got really tired of listening to them and turned on his 360 to play Guitar Hero: World Tour.
He looked through the setlist and started playing About a Girl on medium. Renesmee looked at him funny because it is the easiest song in the game. When he got finished, she grabbed the controller out of his hands and picked B.Y.O.B on expert.
"Psh. Like you can do that! It's probably the hardest song in the game! And how old are you anyways? Like, 6 days or something?"
She smiled at him, mouthed the words 'watch and learn', and began her game.
She played for a while and sang along with some parts. The funniest part was when she just starts shouting
"WHERE THE ... ARE YOU!?"
Emmett looked at her really funny and just went "I'm right here."
She slapped him upside the head with her guitar controller and finished the song. She finished with 99% of all notes hit. She had just began her victory dance when all of a sudden, out of nowhere, there was a cloud of smoke enter the room and a "poof" noise. Out of the cloud walked out.... WAS THAT BOB THE BRYAR!? ...No, that was just Emmett's fangirl mind seeing things. It was actually Jasper. How he got the two mixed up, we may never know.
Jasper coughed and looked at them really funny. Emmett asked him what he was doing when Jasper pulled out a video camera from behind his back and showed them a video. OMG, IT WAS THEM!!!!
It showed everything. It showed Renesmee listening to Jasper's inappropriate music, the whole turtle incident, the diaper landing on Emmett's head, and... GASP!!! Where Emmett got his magazines!!!
While Emmett watched this in shock, and Renesmee laughed at him, the other Cullens walked on in and sat down.
"Dude, this is SO YouTube worthy!"
"I can't believe you guys did all that!"
"Who's that weird chick that poofed in the room all of a sudden?"
"Why is there a diaper on Emmett's head?"
These were a few of the things the rest of the Cullens watched. You see, while everyone was out hunting, Jasper was there, in the window, recording all of this. Well, the good parts, anyway.
Emmett was ticked. He walked up to Jasper.
"I am not going to hurt you. I believe I should force YOU to watch her. I need to hunt anyways. And I forbid the rest of the family to help you out!"
With that, he left.
"What's the big deal? She won't be that mean to me, now will you, Nessie?"
Renesmee got a glint in her eye, but no one noticed it. Now it was Jasper's turn to feel the wrath.
TO BE CONTINUED IN THE SEQUEL, WHY YOU SHOULD NOT TRUST JASPER AS A BABYSITTER!
A/N: I IS BACK!! HEAR ME RAWR AND FEAR ME!!! Well, there you guys have it! This was the final chapter to Why You Should Not Trust Emmett As a Babysitter. I feel really bad for making the story so short, so I'm gonna post a sequel with Jasper as a victim. After he gets done, I'll let some of the other members of the Cullen household watch her. If you haven't put me on Author Alert already, you may want to for when the sequel comes out. HOPE YOU GUYS HAD A MERRY CHRISTMAS AND A HAPPY NEW YEAR!!!
~Andrea (AllApologies451994)
