killahxbunnay: Aha! Fourth chapter out! It's named which means 'omen'. Why is it named omen? Well maybe if you just scroll down you'll find out.

I mean just maybe.

:) English talking is bolded. Cause I finally got the language border in there all thanks to China and the United States learning system.

Thanks to everyone who reads! You know who you are, give yourself a cookie.

I don't own anything and I never will until I go to sleep and believe I rule the world.

------------------------------------------- Boo

"Yes?" I asked before getting tackled in a glomp-ish way. "Rach!" Screamed the person hugging me to my own death, hah, ironic.

Pushing the person off, I looked over to see an old, well now in China 'ally', for years. "Tam!" I shouted surprised she found her way through China in such… time.

Turning me and pointing to two older men, Tamara huffed. "Translate!" She said immediately as she pushed me over as bait, even if she did follow after, they could stab me first if they really wanted to!

"Um… Ok. What'd she do?" I asked as the two got closer, and I felt like killing one and hugging the other as they got into my line of vision, allowing me to see who they were. As for Tamara, she can just stand and wait till I translate for a penny.

Gan Ning grinned. "Pipsqueak! You're not lost!" He said as I wished my newest nickname would just vanish and Gan Ning couldn't talk anymore. "She snuck into the camp." The tanner one said explaining as I told Tamara what they said… In English of course. Though I was tempted to talk in Japanese just to bug her even more.

"What!? No! They're retarded soldiers chased me here!" Tamara yelled franticly as I hit my head with the palm of my hand making an echoing whap noise. Muttering, I told them what Tamara had said… only leaving out the retarded part…

Gan Ning rose an eyebrow as the feathered teen nodded at the story. "She… doesn't understand Chinese." I explained using my hands with an awkward look on my face from just saying that. After that, I sheepishly rubbed the back of my neck and bowed my head in apology that they had to put up with this.

Well, I don't care if Gan Ning does. But Lu Xun, no. He's not going to be bothered by problems of my friend calling their soldiers retarded. Only soldiers who run into battle with a twig are either hyper or mentally dead.

"Ah, then may I ask for you to help with another person we've found?" Lu Xun asked looking over as I rose an eyebrow suspiciously of what he had just said. Because if my ears were going dead, then someone make me deaf now! Another person!? If I have to translate I better be getting 2 pennies an hour or Jingle Pirate Bird will pay.

So, I just nodded in response as I followed him with Tamara and Gan Ning trailing behind. Gan Ning was happily quiet, while Tamara was asking me over, and over what Lu Xun was saying until I half yelled the answer and she laughed patting my shoulder. You know, this reminds me of a certain someone…

Lu Xun stopped before a smaller tent and motioned that this was it. It wasn't as fascinating as the giant tent he had come out of earlier, but who was in side?! It was eating my insides out and driving me even more insane than I already could be. It could be anyone!

… Ok, not anyone. Especially not Lu Bu or Cao Cao for that matter. They could have known I secretly but openly make fun of them and kill me right there! Well… Cao Cao wouldn't, but Lu Bu would!

And I do NOT have a death wish to meet with either of them… well Cao Cao is a life death wish but still…

"I demand you tell me in English why I'm here!" Blinking, I pushed past Lu Xun and Gan Ning the Jingle Pirate Bird and strutted into the tent with Tamara following me like a lost puppy in need of a home. Yeah, goodie for me, I get to translate more... I really need to charge for that.

"Let her go you idiots .What's up Amanda?" I said in my awesomely good Chinglish. But the only thing about my Chinglish is that I keep my tones from Chinese onto my English when I do that at my random moments. The soldiers looked at Lu Xun whom nodded in approval to my demand. They let go of the girl named Amanda and bowed apologetically, soon walking out of the tent.

So that left me, Amanda, Gan Ning, Tamara, and Lu Xun all in a tent 'alone'. Not that I didn't mind. I was with two awesome friends, Lu Xun, and there was Chinese stuff!

Hah, you thought I'd say something nice about Gan Ning, but no.

"Hey Rachael! I'm guessing that you know where we are as well, right?" Said Amanda dusting off the invisible dust from her shoulders. Nodding, I motioned over to Tamara whom was looking through the scrolls on the shelf… before they fell over on her and making it a scroll mountain Tamara burial ground.

Shaking my head trying not to laugh, I scratched the side of my cheek. "That's Tamara, she's my friend from Wisconsin." Amanda nodded, also trying to hold back a laugh at the semi-humor scene before her and pondering if she should help un-bury Tamara from her scroll grave, or to poke around the tent to see if there was any sign of Shu nearby.

Tapping Lu Xun's shoulder while my friends were busy, he looked over and turned around on his heel just killing my inner fangirl to go even crazier than it could possibly already. And you'd really have to get up early to pass that level of fangirl-ism.

"Do you know where the town is compared to here?" I asked as Lu Xun opened his mouth to speak when Tamara poked her head out of the scrolls. "Ask him if there's any food around here! I'm starving!"

Looking over and throwing a pebble at her head, I muttered really wondering if I should ask Lu Xun if they had food here. Of course they did! It was a camp! Every camp has food somewhere or they'd all starve and die before the battle even started. But I wasn't about to ask that, or even comment on it. She can ask when she learns Chinese.

Lu Xun had a confused look to what Tamara was saying as I shook my head and waved my hands slightly. "Ignore her, she's just being herself." And as if on cue, Tamara asked again and tugged on the back of my pant leg, still in the scroll pile of 'doom' as Amanda was trying not to laugh, but it was hard not to laugh.

Even if she was hungry as well, the only time she would do that is if Lu Bu was the past person on Earth knowing where the food was all stolen to.

Yeah, he'd be a goner if he didn't speak up and tell where the food is, no one hogs all the food for themselves or someone will perish.

"The nearest city? Ah that'd be He Fei." Lu Xun said nodding then pausing for a second in thought of the fact of He Fei's part. "But… I wouldn't suggest you go there! Even if it is it's not safe at the moment so-"

Nodding in agreement, I looked back at Amanda and Tamara who were chatting about Lu Bu having three cats all named fluffy or something around that. "Alright, thanks. Come on you two, I have a plan!" I said happily walking out as the two exchanged confused looks.

"You know what this plan is?" Amanda asked, wondering about what this plan might be. "Nope. But if I know plans, this will be one random plan!" Tamara said enthusiastically while following, happily wondering what disastrous plan I had in mind.

Sneaking into the large tent that I fancied so much, we all sat down on once side of the small wooden table and chairs with no legs. "Ok." I started out as Tamara got up after I started and stretched. "Ah that was a productive meeting!" She said as Amanda and I laughed then Amanda slammed a fist down jokingly.

"We need more troops in the south! We're not weak enough already as it is!" She said as we were having a laughing fit, until we finally got down to planning what we really were going to start planning.

"Ok… You two can head off to Shu. And I can put down some words for you, just do not mix them up. I can stay in Wu and make sure only Wei people die." I suggested as a few heads shook in agreement.

Tamara put her head on the palm of her hand thinking. "Only Wei, we'll have to be careful then when we team up!" She said as Amanda nodded in agreement, because we all know they LOVE to team up countless times. "Yeah, if one of us does go along with, we should make sure that they know who not to fight."

"Exactly!" Tamara said as I nodded solemnly. "Ok. Here, this'll get you over to Shu." I said handing out a few gold coins as they both looked at me wondering where I got this until Tamara gasped. "You stole these didn't you!"

I chuckled evily then laughed, shaking my head as we all laughed some more. "It was for the good of the cause."

Getting up, we all walked out and said 'goodbye's shortly and I got to do what I was best at in the game: Stealing other peoples horses for the good cause of whatever I thought it to be.

Hey, they had it coming! Liu Bei stole my horse about twenty times in the game and now if I was in Shu I would repay the favor by stealing his horse when he needs it most. Hah. We'll see how far he runs in circles then.

"Bye!" "Good Luck!" "Don't eat anything purple!" We all shouted… Well Tamaras was more random than both and I really felt bad that Lu Bu was where she was going. If she even bugged him once he's going to turn her into a bloody pulp… but Amanda will keep her in track… hopefully…

"Ah, pipsqueak your friends leaving? Too bad huh." Gan Ning said, mysteriously appearing by my side like he always seems to as I looked over with an annoyed look as Gan Ning rose an eyebrow at my expression. "What's wrong with you?"

Gritting my teeth I started beating up on Gan Ning. "YOU! YOU LET ME TRIP OVER A ROCK AND PROBABLY BREAK MY HEAD, YOU HIT MY BACK MAKING ME FALL OVER, AND ANOTHER THING!" I yelled as he was just barely taking all of this physical abuse from me.

"What!" He asked, finally getting annoyed of my antics as well. "Where do you get those feathers from?"

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killahxbunnay: Ahhhh~ I know its really random but, hey, I warned y'all. If you don't like it then don't read it, simple as that.

1,880 words! Woot! I'm going about 200-400 words more each chapter XD (even though it really is a bugger when I have to do that).

Notes on the next chapter, there WILL be Chinese PinYin! So that means more work for these small notes, joy to my world. I wonder if I should have a word of the day… Ok I will.

"它" means 'it'. Pronounced "Ta-h". Not to be confused with which mean he or she :)

Until next chapter whenever I get around to it

唐樂琴