AUTHOR'S NOTE: So, here comes the next chapter. I am planning to write a parody of every single episode of Cory in the House. Just so you know.

As the night came, Shiloh walked in the big white house party looking all nervous. As she was walking on her way there, she saw a bunch of go carts lined up and there was a big sign inside of the white house that said 'The National Racer's Association presents Thomas Jones' in big, black and fancy handwriting. Shiloh came in the white house wearing a black blazer, a black skirt and some black shoes. It was formal enough for a white house party. Allie was wearing the same thing except hers are all beige color. Brad, however, was wearing a golden Chinese robe. Shiloh guessed his father made him wear it. Mandy was wearing what looked like a Catholic school uniform. Shiloh was with Allie, Brad and Mandy and was also talking to them. "Yup!" Shiloh exclaimed, chuckling. "There's nothing like an amazing yet professional go cart racer! Which by the way we all know that go cart racing is an open wheel motor sport with small, open vehicles called karts or carts." Shiloh said, sounding like an encyclopedia. Allie and Brad smiles at Shiloh as she shares that bit of information while Mandy just smirked at her. Suddenly, the grand presidential music plays outside.

"Ooh, come on Shiloh, there's the president!" Brad said, grabbing Shiloh by the arm. Meanwhile, Mandy grabbed Allie by her shoulder and started to warn her that Shiloh is in fact, lying.

"You do know that Shiloh Miller is not telling the truth, right?" Mandy told Allie.

"I do?" Allie asked Mandy, rather puzzled.

"You're going to, don't worry." Mandy reassured, grinning deviously. Then, President Johnson and her assistant, Mr. Rucket walked outside, where everybody now was and smiled at everybody.

"Thank you! Thank you my fellow racers." President Johnson said as she was on the podium, speaking through the microphone. "And now its time to honor tonight's special guess. He has been go cart racing for a couple of years and is a professional behind the wheel. Ladies and gentlemen of all ages, please welcome, Thomas Jones!" As the president introduced Thomas to everyone, they all start applauding. Back where Brad, Shiloh and the rest were sitting. Brad told Shiloh something.

"I can't wait to actually see Thomas Jones in person!" Brad exclaimed, rather excited.

"Me too! I even might get his autograph." Shiloh said. As Shiloh mentioned she wanted to get Thomas' autograph, he looked at her skeptically. As the curtains raised, revealing a little monkey wearing a racer suit with the name 'Thomas Jones' written all over it, Shiloh realized that Thomas Jones is actually an ape. So she looked back at Brad, all embarrassed. "Well, if monkeys could write." Shiloh covered up.

"Ladies, gentlemen, lets get a closer look of Thomas in his go cart." President Johnson said through the microphone as people started getting up and walking towards the monkey in his go cart. Some people even started to take pictures of him. Shiloh started to get scared around the go cart, but Brad pulled her with him to look at Thomas Jones in his go cart. To their surprise, there was another go cart next to it. With the president's permission, Mandy got the microphone and started to make an announcement.

"Mrs. President, ladies and gentlemen, I have a wonderful announcement for everybody," Mandy began. "We have a real go cart racer with us tonight." Back where the food is, Chef Amanda stood there looking quite nervous.

"Uh oh!" Chef Amanda mumbled under her breath.

"Uh oh!" Shiloh muttered silently to herself as well. Lucky for her, Brad or Allie didn't hear that.

"So lets bring her up here. Everybody, give a round of applause for Shiloh Miller!" Mandy announced. People in the audience started to applaud once more. Allie grinned widely and started to nudge Shiloh.

"Go ahead Shiloh, drive that go cart!" Allie encouraged. But Shiloh just couldn't budge.

"Shiloh please, if you don't, I'd be quite sad." Brad told her, winking. When Brad winked, that convinced Shiloh to go up there, even if she really couldn't race that monkey.

"Well, okay." Shiloh said, finally getting up there. As she turned around and saw the empty go cart, she nervously and quickly backed away. "Wow," She remarked to herself. All the way back there, President Johnson was merely looking at Shiloh.

"Is that the Barbie doll girl?" President Johnson asked Mr. Rucket.

"That's her, madame." Mr. Rucket said, nodding his head. Shiloh headed to the president and grabbed the microphone from her and started making a little announcement. She cleared her throat before she said something.

"Ladies and gentlemen, Mrs. President, I feel honored to race Thomas Jones. But unfortunately, I am not dressed to race." Shiloh said, pointing at the blazer, skirt and formal black heels she's wearing. Mandy grinned deviously at her.

"Oh we can fix that." Mandy told Shiloh. Mandy leaded Shiloh to a private dressing room where Shiloh came back in front of the audience wearing a hot pink racer suit and some sneakers. As she got fully dressed, everybody in the audience applauded once more. "Well, you go champ!" Mandy told Shiloh, sarcastically. Shiloh began to nervously approach the other go cart.

"Wow, look at this! This is indeed one beautiful go cart!" Shiloh remarked. Shiloh wasted a few minutes looking at that thing, and wondering how it works. Everybody in the audience was growing impatient by the minute. Five minutes soon passed by and Shiloh still didn't go inside the go cart. "You know what, does anybody have a luck charm I can..."Shiloh was interrupted by Mandy.

"Just race already!" Mandy exclaimed, impatiently.

"Alright." Shiloh said, getting in the go cart and gulping.

"Ready? On your mark, get set, go!" Mandy exclaimed. Soon, Thomas soon started zooming off before anybody could say 'awesome!' while Shiloh was still stuck there, figuring out how to even get the engine started. The people in the audience, especially Brad and Allie, were wondering how come Shiloh couldn't get the thing out and running. Shiloh began to panic, big time.

"Oh no, mommy, how do you turn this thing on?!?!" Shiloh asked her mom, panicking.

"Honey, turn the key in the engine and hit on the pedal!" Chef Amanda yelled so her daughter could hear.

"Thanks ma!" Shiloh called out. Brad and Allie gasped.

"Shiloh is the chef's daughter?!" Brad asked Mandy, shockingly.

"Oh yeah." Mandy replied, casually. As Shiloh finally got the go cart running, she didn't know how to drive it and couldn't even get it on a steady pace, the go cart was wiggling and wobbling and wasn't staying straight. "Oh and this may be obvious but Shiloh is no go cart racer. In fact, she's afraid of driving." Mandy informed Brad. Brad just shook his head, obviously disappointed that Shiloh lied to him.

"Oh no, this is worse than the bumper cars!" Shiloh exclaimed, screaming. Brad just rolled his eyes in disappointment and decided to leave the place. Allie, herself, looked quite disappointed as well. As Shiloh saw Brad leave, her eyes grew wide.

"Brad, wait!" Shiloh called out. "Brad wait!" Shiloh was too focused on calling Brad, that she wasn't even watching where she was driving the go cart. So it soon started to crash onto a bunch of mud. "Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!" Shiloh exclaimed, her whole body crashing onto the mud and getting herself all filthy. Everybody in the audience looked quite disgusted at the sight of Shiloh's whole body on the mud. That was the nastiest sight most of them had ever seen. Shiloh felt quite sorry for herself right now and wished she were somewhere else other than there. That night ended in total disaster for her. Mandy exposed her for being a phony, she nearly puked on the go cart, Brad and Allie were disappointed at her for lying to them and most of all, she got dirty in the end.