Me: This story is disclaimed, and Brambleclaw has returned

Me: This story is disclaimed, and Brambleclaw has returned.

Brambleclaw: I brang your soon-to-be-Warriors OC, Spottedpath…

Spottedpath: She considers me 'her' if she was a clan cat. And why am I here, anyway?! This is an outrage!

Person: How?

Spottedpath: (low growl) shut your mouth, twoleg.

Person: Take her to the obedience center. The dogs will enjoy her company, Demi.

Me: DEMETERCHILD!

Person: Whatever.

(Guards enter, dragging Spottedpath towards a mysterious, darkly painted door…)

Spottedpath: This is so amusing to you, isn't it, THUNDERCLAN DUMBELL?!

Brambleclaw: I have a feeling you are to stupid to realize that obedience areas in this studio are the last place you want to go, ShadowClan warrior.

Spottedpath: Mousepath! Help! HELP ME!

Brambleclaw: I took care of your sister the easy way. I had a WindClan cat strand her in a tree.

Spottedpath: Why did that cat even help you?

Brambleclaw: Let's just say that somebody owed me a favor.

Me: Somebody control this studio before I get angry!

Taia: That's a bad sign.

Sprx: You think?

Antauri: I believe that we must all just calm down.

Percy: Well this is definitely NOT calming down.

Athena: I'm thinking about getting a pet… particularly Squirrelflight.

Percy: How do you know who she is, anyway?

Athena: I prefer you do not question me, boy. You already have my daughter's heart.

Taia: Cool! A real Greek goddess!

Spottedpath: (escaped guards) What do you expect? A clown that will blow you balloons for a year nonstop?

Otto: That would be pretty awesome.

Taia: (high-fives Otto) you got that right.

Me: (turns into a lion)

Brambleclaw: And I thought leaving ThunderClan like this would be fun.

Me: DIE, SON OF TIGERSTAR! DIE!

Brambleclaw: Bring it on, Spova freak!

Nova: Oh no he didn't.

Otto: I watched Space Chimps. It ruined my mental health.

Me: Otto, why did you watch it, anyway?

Otto: I went for the screen candy.

Spottedpath and Annabeth: What?

Otto: A guy told me the screen was made of candy, so…

Me: Otto… anyway, back to what has begun, and is about to end.

Brambleclaw: ThunderClan, assemble!

Firestar: (enters with the rest of ThunderClan) Sorry, Bramble. We were back at camp taking care of unfinished business.

Squirrelflight: (standing beside Leafpaw) you mean having a party.

Firestar: Oh no… it was more of a gathering.

Blackstar: (with ShadowClan, standing behind the elders of ThunderClan.) I… was just stopping by. We were invited.

Me: Oh yeah!

Person: I forgot.

Russetfur: (holding invitation in her jaws)

Tawnypelt: Hi.

Brambleclaw: Hi.

Russetfur: Now let's get the questions.

Me: We don't have any.

Tawnypelt: Why?

Me: You tell me, kitty.

Tawnypelt: …

Antauri: Please ask. I don't think there will be peace for much longer…

Me: You got that right.