Me: This story is disclaimed, and Brambleclaw has returned.
Brambleclaw: I brang your soon-to-be-Warriors OC, Spottedpath…
Spottedpath: She considers me 'her' if she was a clan cat. And why am I here, anyway?! This is an outrage!
Person: How?
Spottedpath: (low growl) shut your mouth, twoleg.
Person: Take her to the obedience center. The dogs will enjoy her company, Demi.
Me: DEMETERCHILD!
Person: Whatever.
(Guards enter, dragging Spottedpath towards a mysterious, darkly painted door…)
Spottedpath: This is so amusing to you, isn't it, THUNDERCLAN DUMBELL?!
Brambleclaw: I have a feeling you are to stupid to realize that obedience areas in this studio are the last place you want to go, ShadowClan warrior.
Spottedpath: Mousepath! Help! HELP ME!
Brambleclaw: I took care of your sister the easy way. I had a WindClan cat strand her in a tree.
Spottedpath: Why did that cat even help you?
Brambleclaw: Let's just say that somebody owed me a favor.
Me: Somebody control this studio before I get angry!
Taia: That's a bad sign.
Sprx: You think?
Antauri: I believe that we must all just calm down.
Percy: Well this is definitely NOT calming down.
Athena: I'm thinking about getting a pet… particularly Squirrelflight.
Percy: How do you know who she is, anyway?
Athena: I prefer you do not question me, boy. You already have my daughter's heart.
Taia: Cool! A real Greek goddess!
Spottedpath: (escaped guards) What do you expect? A clown that will blow you balloons for a year nonstop?
Otto: That would be pretty awesome.
Taia: (high-fives Otto) you got that right.
Me: (turns into a lion)
Brambleclaw: And I thought leaving ThunderClan like this would be fun.
Me: DIE, SON OF TIGERSTAR! DIE!
Brambleclaw: Bring it on, Spova freak!
Nova: Oh no he didn't.
Otto: I watched Space Chimps. It ruined my mental health.
Me: Otto, why did you watch it, anyway?
Otto: I went for the screen candy.
Spottedpath and Annabeth: What?
Otto: A guy told me the screen was made of candy, so…
Me: Otto… anyway, back to what has begun, and is about to end.
Brambleclaw: ThunderClan, assemble!
…
Firestar: (enters with the rest of ThunderClan) Sorry, Bramble. We were back at camp taking care of unfinished business.
Squirrelflight: (standing beside Leafpaw) you mean having a party.
Firestar: Oh no… it was more of a gathering.
Blackstar: (with ShadowClan, standing behind the elders of ThunderClan.) I… was just stopping by. We were invited.
Me: Oh yeah!
Person: I forgot.
Russetfur: (holding invitation in her jaws)
Tawnypelt: Hi.
Brambleclaw: Hi.
Russetfur: Now let's get the questions.
Me: We don't have any.
Tawnypelt: Why?
Me: You tell me, kitty.
Tawnypelt: …
Antauri: Please ask. I don't think there will be peace for much longer…
Me: You got that right.
