Me: Welcome back

Me: Welcome back! Sorry for the long wait!

Russetfur: (looking through mail) OOH! A justice- um, I mean, twoleg stuff… nasty…. (Fakes throwing up)

Sprx: Like I said, (COUGHretardCOUGH)

Russetfur: (Ignores)

Me: Okay, Dusk will open today's mail!

Dusk: Hand it over. (Points to Russetfur)

Russetfur: NO I SAY! (Runs around) CANDY WAS VERY GOOD!

Blackstar: You're making us look like idiots!

Dusk: (Opens only letter) the first is for Otto!

Otto: …

Would you rather rule over a chocolate city, or own a Kill Sparky Club?

Otto: I would eat the chocolate city, so… own a kill sparky club. Dusky… Oops! 'Kay, Dusk, next one!

Dusk: This one's for Chiro:

Chiro: I'm being recognized!

Exactly why are you supposed to be so perfect?

Chiro: What made you think of that question? I HAVE NO IDEA!

Athena: It is not wise to-

Chiro: (In a mocking tone) oh, wise one, I do not care! (Bows)

Spottedpath: You don't want to offend her… (Walks over to Littlecloud and motions to her burned tail.)

Me: How did that get there?! Oh well… wearenotresponsibleforangrygoddesses,burnedtails,orcomplainingaudiencemembers!

Spottedpath: …

Dusk: Let's get this over with already! I hate little kids! ARGH!

Taia: If you want to be so mean, I won't send you that special DVD this Christmas!

Dusk: I'm not being mean, I'm being impatient.

Taia: I don't care, BEEP.

Me: Thank goodness we added the BEEP thing. I would have had to change this story's rating!

Blackstar: Russetfur, don't chase that amusing boy!

(Amusing boy) Luke: (running from the hyperactive deputy) I AM THE FUTURE RULER OF THE WORLD, NOT AN AMUSING BOY!

Me: You are so wrong, Lukey.

Luke: I hate you.

Me: I don't care.

Dusk: The next one is for Spottedpath:

You countered BLACKSTAR? Go crayola markers! Er, if you could have the chance to be ShadowClan leader, and you could only fight Blackstar with crayola markers and crayons, would you do it?

Spottedpath: (Cough) Yes, I did counter my leader, I will admit that… and Blackstar wouldn't be Blackstar if I was leader… but yes, I would. He hates red, and I love it. RED POWER! (Holds up red marker with her burnt tail in Blackstar's face)

Blackstar: MOMMY! (Cowers behind a stage set of New York City.)

Firestar (Cat): I never thought I would see this day!

Squirrelflight: I agree… (Stares at the ShadowClan leader with amusement lighting in her eyes)

Brambleclaw: Anything to comment, WindClan?

Onestar: Blackstar, why be afraid of that color?

Crowfeather: This is hilarious.

Brambleclaw: Is that all, or do you all have one more thing to say?

ALL WINDCLAN: (Laugh uncontrollably) NO!

Brambleclaw: I thought so.

Spottedpath: Quit hiding like a coward, Blackstar! (Steps forward) If I were you, I would quit- oh, I was the one who taunted him wasn't I? Okay, Littlecloud, you're up.

Littlecloud: What she said, Blackstar. Show them what ShadowClan is made of!

Blackstar: (Whispering) Oh, great StarClan… save me from the evil of markers!

WINDCLAN IS THERE BECAUSE IT WOULD BE NO FUN WITH JUST TWO CLANS… I will add RiverClan soon! Send in the mail!