Me: Welcome back… again! I'm your host, DemeterChild, and this is my co-host, Person. Say hello!
Person: (grumbles)
Me: Okay, we'll start with-
Sprx: Go fish.
Nova: (Picks a card, looking evil) Okay, Spottedpath, do you have any-
Me: DO YOU MIND?!
All playing: No.
Me: Dusk, hand me the envelope, please.
Dusk: It's not here…
Me: Then where is it?
Percy: Sorry, I got hungry…
Luke: You're lying.
Percy: Fine! Mrs. O' Leary got hungry backstage, and…
Me: She's here?
Percy: Kind of.
Annabeth: I copied them! (Holds up paper, pausing the Go fish game.)
Me: Thank the… oh. Okay… THANK GOODNESS!
(Annabeth hands me the paper)
(I read it.)
Dusk: Let me see… (Reads, and bursts into laughter.)
Me: Alright, time to ask. The first is for Percy:
Percy, when you first saw Annabeth, and you thought she was pretty, would you have told her sooner? Ah, come on! I KNOW you like her!
(The room is silent. A cricket can be heard, and an audience member coughs loudly.)
Percy: Do I have to answer that?
(Someone else shouts: DIE, ANNABETH! MARRY ME, PERCY!)
Percy: …
Me: This is awkward… but answer, (voice turns evil) FOOLISH BOY!
Percy: Okay, okay! Um… no, because as I have proved, I won't tell her probably…ever, in Rick Riordan's point of view.
Person: But how about yours, Perseus?
Annabeth: (Covers her ears, setting her go fish cards flat, on the side without the symbol things.)
Percy: YES, OKAY? HAPPY?!
Me: Very.
Sprx: Very.
Nova: I'll accept the fact- wait, did you hear that, Annabeth?
Annabeth: (Whispers) Yes.
Voice: Here comes Santa Claus, her comes Santa Claus, right down… (Covers her confession, again.)
Me: Okay, next question. I'll let the PJO crew recover.
Blackstar, exactly why do you hate red so much?
Blackstar: Go fish… wait, what? Spottedpath, no red, please!!
Me: It's okay, Blackstar.
Blackstar: It's too personal, Duskblood, sorry I cannot answer your question with my confession. I hate red, and that is all I will admit.
Spottedpath: I know the reason! (Whispers in Nova and Sprx's ears, and they laugh)
Me: What is it?!
(Repeats to me and Person)
Blackstar: For those who already know now, do not reveal it! I have claws that are itching to (Censored)
Squirrelflight: Ouch.
Brambleclaw: Can we move on? It took you an hour in your dressing room, Demi. It can take you longer to get a few questions done.
Me: DEMETERCHILD! And I was talking to my friend and ex-co-host, Ariele, on the phone!
Brambleclaw: Whatever.
Dusk: Okay, the next one is for Chiro.
Chiro, would you rather turn into a robot monkey or feast on a lifetime supply of churros?
Chiro: No option on monkey, and I love churros.
Sprx: Same here! (Eats a Churro)
Me: That's for the staff only!
Sprx: (Ignores)
Russetfur: Déjà vu…
Gibson: Can we please move on? I have an experiment waiting for me back at the Super Robot!
Nova: Gibson, it can wait! You need to get out of that lab more…
Gibson: It is my peaceful sanctuary, Nova. I refuse your offer.
Nova: (mutters) It wasn't an offer…
Firestar (Cat): I agree to move on, if you will.
Me: Okay, okay.
Dusk: This one's for Onestar, and it's another love question:
Onestar, have you ever fallen in love?
Onestar: (Blushes, slinking into the shadows. His reply is tight.) No…
Crowfeather: Come on, Onestar. Answer like a real Tomcat leader!
Onestar: …
Voice: Jingle bells, jingle bells… (Covers yet another confession.)
Me: Okay, next one!
Dusk: On it's way… for Firestar, and the question we.. I… laughed at.
Firestar (cat), would you rather bear Spottedpath's kits, or tell Blackstar that you love him? XD
(The room is silent. A cricket can be heard, and an audience member coughs loudly… again.)
Blackstar: Everything bad is pointed at me!
Firestar (Cat): I would do neither, thank you very much, but if I had to choose, I would bear kits…
(The room is silent. A cricket can be heard, and an audience member coughs loudly… again, but the cough is louder.)
Blackstar: Thank StarClan!
Me: Okay, we'll move faster to save time. I'll join your go fish game, Sprx, but after the show.
Sprx: Already made a spot for 'ya.
Me: Thanks. Dusk?
Dusk: This one is love centered also… but It's not as 'silent moment'. Here's yours, Leafpool.
Leafpool, if you could have one free night with Crowfeather, what would you do?
Leafpool: Simply spend time with him, filling in the emptiness, pretty much.
Crowfeather: I'd like that.
Me: It's okay. You two go have fun.
Both: Thanks! (Pad off set.)
Me: Okay, that was sort of sweet. Next one!
Dusk: This is for Annabeth. We've given them enough of a break. They ate all the ribs. I'll order more, but here's the question:
Is Annabeth there? If she is, Annabeth, would you rather turn into a Warriors cat, or a bird?
Annabeth: Obviously, a warrior cat. It sounds fun.
Percy: Tell me about it.
Brambleclaw: Maybe, but it's hard, and you can't do it… you're a twoleg.
Percy: Want to bet?
Brambleclaw: Deal it out.
(The two start to argue)
Nova: I have a feeling it won't go too well, especially if he actually tries it.
Antauri: Betting is a waste.
Me: You think? Well… you know… okay, that was it! Send in more, before we lose our sanity!
