Me: Welcome back… again! I'm your host, DemeterChild, and this is my co-host, Person. Say hello!

Person: (grumbles)

Me: Okay, we'll start with-

Sprx: Go fish.

Nova: (Picks a card, looking evil) Okay, Spottedpath, do you have any-

Me: DO YOU MIND?!

All playing: No.

Me: Dusk, hand me the envelope, please.

Dusk: It's not here…

Me: Then where is it?

Percy: Sorry, I got hungry…

Luke: You're lying.

Percy: Fine! Mrs. O' Leary got hungry backstage, and…

Me: She's here?

Percy: Kind of.

Annabeth: I copied them! (Holds up paper, pausing the Go fish game.)

Me: Thank the… oh. Okay… THANK GOODNESS!

(Annabeth hands me the paper)

(I read it.)

Dusk: Let me see… (Reads, and bursts into laughter.)

Me: Alright, time to ask. The first is for Percy:

Percy, when you first saw Annabeth, and you thought she was pretty, would you have told her sooner? Ah, come on! I KNOW you like her!

(The room is silent. A cricket can be heard, and an audience member coughs loudly.)

Percy: Do I have to answer that?

(Someone else shouts: DIE, ANNABETH! MARRY ME, PERCY!)

Percy: …

Me: This is awkward… but answer, (voice turns evil) FOOLISH BOY!

Percy: Okay, okay! Um… no, because as I have proved, I won't tell her probably…ever, in Rick Riordan's point of view.

Person: But how about yours, Perseus?

Annabeth: (Covers her ears, setting her go fish cards flat, on the side without the symbol things.)

Percy: YES, OKAY? HAPPY?!

Me: Very.

Sprx: Very.

Nova: I'll accept the fact- wait, did you hear that, Annabeth?

Annabeth: (Whispers) Yes.

Voice: Here comes Santa Claus, her comes Santa Claus, right down… (Covers her confession, again.)

Me: Okay, next question. I'll let the PJO crew recover.

Blackstar, exactly why do you hate red so much?

Blackstar: Go fish… wait, what? Spottedpath, no red, please!!

Me: It's okay, Blackstar.

Blackstar: It's too personal, Duskblood, sorry I cannot answer your question with my confession. I hate red, and that is all I will admit.

Spottedpath: I know the reason! (Whispers in Nova and Sprx's ears, and they laugh)

Me: What is it?!

(Repeats to me and Person)

Blackstar: For those who already know now, do not reveal it! I have claws that are itching to (Censored)

Squirrelflight: Ouch.

Brambleclaw: Can we move on? It took you an hour in your dressing room, Demi. It can take you longer to get a few questions done.

Me: DEMETERCHILD! And I was talking to my friend and ex-co-host, Ariele, on the phone!

Brambleclaw: Whatever.

Dusk: Okay, the next one is for Chiro.

Chiro, would you rather turn into a robot monkey or feast on a lifetime supply of churros?

Chiro: No option on monkey, and I love churros.

Sprx: Same here! (Eats a Churro)

Me: That's for the staff only!

Sprx: (Ignores)

Russetfur: Déjà vu…

Gibson: Can we please move on? I have an experiment waiting for me back at the Super Robot!

Nova: Gibson, it can wait! You need to get out of that lab more…

Gibson: It is my peaceful sanctuary, Nova. I refuse your offer.

Nova: (mutters) It wasn't an offer…

Firestar (Cat): I agree to move on, if you will.

Me: Okay, okay.

Dusk: This one's for Onestar, and it's another love question:

Onestar, have you ever fallen in love?

Onestar: (Blushes, slinking into the shadows. His reply is tight.) No…

Crowfeather: Come on, Onestar. Answer like a real Tomcat leader!

Onestar: …

Voice: Jingle bells, jingle bells… (Covers yet another confession.)

Me: Okay, next one!

Dusk: On it's way… for Firestar, and the question we.. I… laughed at.

Firestar (cat), would you rather bear Spottedpath's kits, or tell Blackstar that you love him? XD

(The room is silent. A cricket can be heard, and an audience member coughs loudly… again.)

Blackstar: Everything bad is pointed at me!

Firestar (Cat): I would do neither, thank you very much, but if I had to choose, I would bear kits…

(The room is silent. A cricket can be heard, and an audience member coughs loudly… again, but the cough is louder.)

Blackstar: Thank StarClan!

Me: Okay, we'll move faster to save time. I'll join your go fish game, Sprx, but after the show.

Sprx: Already made a spot for 'ya.

Me: Thanks. Dusk?

Dusk: This one is love centered also… but It's not as 'silent moment'. Here's yours, Leafpool.

Leafpool, if you could have one free night with Crowfeather, what would you do?

Leafpool: Simply spend time with him, filling in the emptiness, pretty much.

Crowfeather: I'd like that.

Me: It's okay. You two go have fun.

Both: Thanks! (Pad off set.)

Me: Okay, that was sort of sweet. Next one!

Dusk: This is for Annabeth. We've given them enough of a break. They ate all the ribs. I'll order more, but here's the question:

Is Annabeth there? If she is, Annabeth, would you rather turn into a Warriors cat, or a bird?

Annabeth: Obviously, a warrior cat. It sounds fun.

Percy: Tell me about it.

Brambleclaw: Maybe, but it's hard, and you can't do it… you're a twoleg.

Percy: Want to bet?

Brambleclaw: Deal it out.

(The two start to argue)

Nova: I have a feeling it won't go too well, especially if he actually tries it.

Antauri: Betting is a waste.

Me: You think? Well… you know… okay, that was it! Send in more, before we lose our sanity!