Me: Hello! Welcome to FROM THE FANS!
Person: Hi, welcome, we'll keep acting 'funny', etc…
Dusk: Hey there!
Sprx: Uh… hi?
Nova: We'll have a whole page of hello by the time this episode is finished.
Antauri: Hello, readers. I do hope you enjoy this particular episode.
Gibson: Ah… what Antauri said.
Chiro: Hi!
Otto: COOKIES!
Jinmay: Hi! Um… okay, Hi, I'm Jinmay!
Percy: Greetings… (mutters) I hate Grover.
Grover: I'm here… so, hey!
Annabeth: Hi.
Thalia: I'm here too.
Poseidon and Athena: Greetings.
Luke: Join me, mortals! Kronos will rule all!
Nico: I'm here…? hi.
All warriors: HI.
Me: Now that that's over, time for the questions!
Nova: If I ever have to do that again-
Dusk: The first is for… all of us!
Sprx: Say what?
Brambleclaw: I have a feeling this is centered on me.
Me: You're absolutely right, Brambleclaw.
Brambleclaw: (Groans)
EVERYONE, I want you to guess who will win the argument: Percy Jackson, or Brambleclaw?
Person: Who do you think will, (Censored)?
Me: That's just rude, Person. TO THE OBEDIENCE ROOM!
Person: (Being dragged away) NO! YOU WILL PAY FOR THIS!
Squirrelflight: WHY ARE WE ALL SCREAMING?!
Antauri: WE MUST ALL CALM DOWN!
Percy: LIKE I SAID, THIS IS CERTAINLY NOT CALMING DOWN!
Me: That's over now, Percy. Let's get to the next-
Sprx: So… Nova… um…
Antauri: Cut off this scene. It may get M rated.
(Scene is cut off…)
(40 minutes later…)
Me: OMFG.
Brambleclaw: Awkward.
Chiro: I will never watch MA rated action/romance movies again.
Jinmay: You do that?
Me: ON TO THE QUESTIONS!
Dusk: (Laugh) Next is for (Laugh) Annabeth (Laugh)
Sprx: Wait… we never answered the question!
ALL: BRAMBLECLAW!
Percy: Why betray me?!
Annabeth, would you rather kiss Percy or Grover? XD
Me: I think the answer is quite obvious, Dusk.
Otto: She's going to say Grover.
Me: 0.o
Annabeth: … Um, Percy!
Me: Thank goodness!
Dusk: The answer was obvious… no offense, Grover.
Grover: None taken.
Me: Now, I triple dog dare you two to make out!
Sprx: G RATED!
Me: Oh… okay, never mind.
Nova: Add some humor here!
Annabeth: You're hardly trying!
Taia: Actually, she's the master of dry humor. Don't expect to fall out of your chair laughing.
Me: YEAH! Oh… HEY!
Luke: Join me, Demeter's Child!
Me: It's just my PenName.
Luke: Whatever!
Dusk: The next is for Grover!
Grover (if you're there), if you could take Poseidon's position as the Sea God, what would you do?
Grover: Rule the ocean. DUH.
Percy: (Anime sweat drop) That's not all my dad does.
Poseidon: I rule all salt water, the creatures in it, protect the sea from the ancient titans, and drink pina colada!
Percy: Really? I think the colada stuff is too coconutty.
Poseidon: Not under the sea.
Percy: Awesome!
Nova: Please get back on topic.
Sprx: I LOVE PINA COLADA! (Drinks some)
Voice: (Singing) YUMMY!
Me: Do you know the meaning of for the staff?!
Sprx: Demi, Demi, Demi. I am a HYPERFORCE member. I count as your staff!
Me: Then get me a doughnut.
Sprx: (Throws away drink) I'm not your staff.
Me: Good.
Dusk: Okay, next is for Nova.
Nova, do you think Sprx needs some anger pills?
Nova: YES. I thank you for giving me a reason to admit it!
Sprx: I'm taking some right now.
Voice: (Singing) ANGER CONTROL!
Sprx: (Rolls his eyes)
Me: Okay, next one!
Thalia: Is there any for me?
Dusk: (Looks through mail) None.
Thalia: (Growls)
Antauri, when was the last time you got angry? Also, what did you do when you were angry?
Me: Okay, I can't ever remember a single episode that you got mad, Antauri. You always seem calm and controlled.
Antauri: Well, I am… but have never recalled a time myself that I got angry except for the events of Soul of Evil, which bothered me quite a lot.
Sprx: I hated it too… all my fault, all my fault…
Nova: It isn't your fault, Sparky.
Me: I love Spova!
Nova: What's Spova?
Sprx: What's Gibova?
Dusk: You don't want to know.
Me: Okay, next!
Dusk: This is for Spottedpath:
Spottedpath, if you could choose a mate without any protests from him, who would you pick? YOU HAVE TO ANSWER! TELL THE TRUTH!
Me: You're now Spotted-doomed.
Spottedpath: (Blushes) I can't answer that.
Me: Oh, everyone has answered this at least once. Say something!
Spottedpath: Something. Now leave me alone!
Brambleclaw: Just say who it is.
Spottedpath: Fine… it's…
Voice: (Dashing through the snow…) (Covers confession)
Me: I need to go faster! Next question!
Dusk: The next is for Sprx:
Sprx, would you rather hit Otto in the face with pie, or hit Nova in the face with cake?
Sprx: Otto! Jeez, I love Nova! Why would I do that? But if she loves Antauri, I don't mind.
Nova: Sparky, I…
Sprx: do love him? DON'T YOU? ADMIT IT!
Nova: Sprx!
Sprx: I'm just another teammate, am I?
Nova: Sprx-77! Stop right now!
Sprx: It's okay. I don't care. Just run into his calming arms, will you?
Nova: SPRX, STOP!!
(Silence)
Nova: I was going to say… watch out! (Throws cake at him)
Sprx: Hey!
(Chase each other around, having a cake fight)
Me: I'm not cleaning that up.
Voice: (Singing) DRAMA!
Dusk: The next one is for Gibson.
Gibson, would you rather dominate the world, or have Skeleton King as your experimental lab-rat?
Gibson: I shall never 'dominate' the world, as you humans say. I would have him as a lab rat. I need one.
Me: Okay, next one!
Dusk: This is for Leafpool and Crowfeather.
Leafpool and Crowfeather, there are rumors that you two are the real parents to Jaypaw and Hollypaw. Do you thinks it's true?
Leafpool: Not really. It's just a rumor, after all. You can't believe every single thing you hear.
Crowfeather: I agree.
Me: The motion is seconded.
Sprx: I hear a lot about the parent rumor. The DL is… it's highly possible. THINK ABOUT IT!
Me: Return to your own show, please.
Otto: Sparky just said 'DL'! (Laughs)
Dusk: The next one is for Nova.
Nova, would you rather make out with Percy or make out with Antauri? (You should've expected this from me, DemeterChild...*snickers*)
Me: Why wouldn't I? You are an Antova fan, am I right?
Dusk: Yeah, kind of.
Nova: How about neither?
Sprx: YES! NEITHER!
Me: Nobody said that she couldn't say that. NEXT!
Dusk: This is for Firestar.
Firestar, would you rather let Sprx shove you in a tub of cheese, or let DemeterChild soak you in saltwater?
Firestar (Cat): Cheese, please.
Me: Bring it out, Otto!
(Otto drags in a huge tub of parmesan.)
Me: Take a dip, kitty! MUAHAHA!
Sprx: I get to be cruel! YES! (Throws Firestar in)
Me: See you next time! Send in more!
