Me: Okay, we're all set.

Person: Hi!

Me: Okay, we'll start without an amusing beginning, because we lost the comedic characters to a game of Pac-Man.

Sprx: YES! I won, I won…

Spottedpath: MY TURN!

Nova: Otto had to show them that…

Mandarin: Am I not an amusing character?

Russetfur: Welcome to the club.

Me: I SAID WE WOULDN'T START WITH AN AMUSING BEGINNING!

Russetfur: (Slinks behind a fat guy in the audience) Sorry…

Me: I'm glad you are.

Ariele: Why are you being so mean?

Me: How did you get here?! I locked the doors!

Ariele: You didn't lock the door to the backstage.

Me: How did you figure that out?!

Ariele: So I'm dumb?

Me: No! I meant-

Ariele: I was going with you to a Jonas Brothers concert… but not anymore!

Me: I don't even like them!

Nova: Start with the questions already!

Me: Fine. Dusk?

Dusk: We'll start with Soul of Antauri's questions. The first is for Firestar, asked by Soul of Antauri herself.

Firestar, would you rather mate with Nova, or Annabeth? (YOU HAVE TO ANSWER!! TELL THE TRUTH!!)

Ariele: How many questions like that do you have? Are you people obsessed with mating?

Me: Me? No. Some other people? Most probably, but not anyone on Fanfiction that I know of.

Firestar (Cat): I'd like to answer now, thank you.

Me: Sorry.

Firestar: Apology accepted, though I wasn't signaling for one.

Me: You said yourself you wanted to answer. Can you do that?

Firestar: Yes. Okay, if I had to decide, we still have the option of 'neither'. So I say, 'neither'.

Person: It said to tell the truth. You have to say.

Firestar: Nova, as she would make a much better option… I must sound amusing right now, am I right?

Producer: Yes, you are.

Animator (SAY WHAT?!): You just sound… awkward…

Dusk: Okay, next is for Nova, from Soul of Antauri's OC, Xyon.

Xyon: (Rolls eyes) Real Mature 'Tauri. Nova, what do you think of the pairing Skeleton King/Nova?

Nova: (Shudders) who could possibly say that even exists?! I absolutely hate people who make up crack pairings!

Dusk: There is slash pairings, which aren't usually considered crack, but to some people it's so dumb/weird/funny (the story) that they just ignore it or don't read it and flame it just because it's something like Gibson/Otto.

Gibson: I as well despise people who invented such a vile love.

Nova: Who are you to talk?

Gibson: Just because you jinxed me, does not mean I must stay silent until you say my name.

Brambleclaw: Is this a SRMT talk show, or a PJO/Warriors/SRMT talk show? Let us have a say in this!

Percy: Yeah! Wait… what?

Otto: What-

Annabeth: Don't even start.

Dusk: Okay, enough. The next is for Jinmay, from Soul of Antauri's OC, Crystal.

Crystal: HAHA!! Jinmay, is it true that you once loved Sparx?

Jinmay: No… where did you get that from, though?

Me: Nobody ever knows where we all get our questions. They just pop into our head.

Jinmay: Yeah right.

Blackstar: Is anyone wearing red?

Some guy in the audience: Me! Dude, red rocks.

Blackstar: DIE, you wretched human!

Russetfur: How many times since the first chapter/episode have any of us said 'die' in any form?

Sprx: What's with all the questions?

Dusk: Too much work! Okay… next is for Squirrelflight, from Soul of Antauri's OC, Zena.

Zena: Interesting. Squirrelflight, what qualities made you love Brambleclaw?

Squirrelflight: I judged him by his good actions, not by his possible ambitiousness and the horror that may have lain ahead for us if he had chosen to kill Firestar and help Hawkfrost rule over, making two clans and continuing Tigerstar's treacherous legacy.

Brambleclaw: How did you know all that?

Squirrelflight: Athena.

Athena: (Silent)

Percy: (Grumbles)

Thalia: I knew it! You do like anchovies!

Me: How random.

Dusk: Yeah. Anyway, the next set is from my author counterpart, Duskblood. The next question is for Thalia.

Thalia: I have one! YES!

Thalia, were you ever jealous of any of the gods?

Thalia: Not really, besides the fact that they are the supreme rulers of all.

Dusk: Okay, next! We have to move fast if we want to see Sun riders: the movie!

Sprx: Only the kid wants to see that. All we want to do is see how Percy can handle living in a clan for a month.

Percy: I can!

Sprx: Other kid, I guess you haven't realized you will fail this challenge, because Brambleclaw is already a clan cat!

Brambleclaw: See? They are on my side!

Otto: Nationwide is on your side!

Me: Yeah… that company is!

Nova: (Slaps forehead)

Dusk: This is for Firestar… again. You must be very confusing, Mr. Clan leader.

Firestar, would you rather eat fish bones or bird bones?

Firestar: This is an outrage! Why would I even lick a bone?

Leafpool: Firestar… just answer the question… and Percy, what clan will you be in?

Percy: Um… GoddessClan?

Spottedpath: If I could, I would slap my forehead.

Firestar: (Ignoring) Well, Bird bones. Only RiverClan could possibly like fish.

Spottedpath: Firestar, BONES, not fish itself.

Littlecloud: It might have fish scent and taste still on it.

Blackstar: Yes, what they said, and Firestar, if only I could feel sorry for you. (Sneers)

Firestar: What do you mean?

Onestar: He means that. (Motions his tail to a tub of bird bones)

Firestar: Where do you get this stuff?

Me: I have my sources.

Nova: Time to dig in, Fire-doomed.

Firestar: (Grumbles and digs in)

Me: Next one, Dusk!

Dusk: Okay, this is for Crowfeather.

Crowfeather, if Feathertail was still there, would you abandon your love for Leafpool?

Crowfeather: (Starts desperately glancing at his clanmates, who just smile and shrug)

Leafpool: (Glares at him to add intensity)

Me: Anytime now…

Crowfeather: YES! I'm sorry, Leafpool, but it would be true… (Looks downcast after her pained look)

Me: Do we have to relive your goodbyes?

Russetfur: I hope they don't. I'm already deputy to a cat who's afraid of a color. (Looks at Blackstar, who stands his ground and ignores her)

Spottedpath: I hope you don't make a bad leader. Maybe you'll be like Tigerstar.

Russetfur: It's Bramblestar that we have to watch from now on. I'm highly sure Tawnypelt isn't a threat, Mothwing is a medicine cat, and Hawkfrost is dead.

Me: Can we continue, please?

Percy: Thank the- oh… never mind.

Athena: That was a wise decision for a foolish boy.

Nova: A foolish boy who thinks he can be a clan cat for an entire month… and I'm not lying when I say Brambleclaw has a better chance.

Dusk: Okay, next up: Gibson!

Gibson, do you think you can make a potion to transform Skeleton King into a lab-rat?

Gibson: I will have you know I am not some weird mad scientist who 'creates' potions. I simply make mixtures and solutions with chemicals and such.

Sprx: You also mix boring and weird.

Gibson: Do not make smart comments, or you will have asked for it.

Sprx: Who are you to threaten me, BRAIN STRAIN?!

Me: Next one! (Pulls them to guards, who take them to the obedience room) The next time anybody tries anything, I'll make sure the obedience room is your next destination.

Dusk: …Okay, next is for Sprx.

Me: He's not here. Save it for later.

Dusk: Okay, next is for Antauri, then.

Nova: How ironic is that? (I read the question)

Antauri, did you ever have a crush on Nova? *is shot*

Antauri: Not really. I think of her as a loyal teammate and friend. Antova shippers shall feel my wrath.

Me: Not the answer you were expecting, now were you, Dusk?

Dusk: (Laughs nervously) Not really.

Me: I thought so. Next, please! Sprx will be out in two more questions time.

Dusk: Okay, next is for Otto.

Otto, if someone turned Firestar into a chocolate kitty, would you eat it?

Otto: I'll still remember him as a live cat… no thank you. (Smiles cheekily)

Nova: I wouldn't myself. I'm used-to-be-cat-intolerant.

Onestar: That doesn't exist!

Spottedpath: Nothing we 'admit' anymore is real, anyway.

Onestar: Yeah, that's true.

Me: Yeah, and Dusk ordered the BEST RIBS EVER! GO DUSK!

Dusk: Thank you, thank you. (Bows jokingly, and then sits back down.)

Me: Your welcome, you're welcome. (Eats a rib, throwing a rib bone into a specially-made rib trashcan)

Nova: Well, that was weird and random. Can we go on, please?

Me: Sure. (Starting on another rib) Go ahead, Dusk.

Dusk: This is for Athena.

Athena, why did you love Annabeth's father? (I think I forgot)

Athena: He is smart like me, kind, and a true geek at heart. I love him, and that's that. But I love lots of men, so this is an unlikely question to be asked.

Nova: (Cough)

Annabeth: Thanks for the answer… ahem… mom.

Percy: (snickers)

Brambleclaw: (Mutters) True geek at heart. You got that right.

Me: Okay, two questions have passed. Guards, bring in Sprx and Gibson, please.

Sprx: (Panting) I will never pet a dog In Shugazoom Park EVER AGAIN.

Gibson: You are a master of uselessness, SPRX-77. But I refuse to be sent in there again, so if I have to say it, I am sorry.

Sprx: Fine… I am too.

Dusk: Finally, here is Sprx's delayed question:

Sprx, do you hate Antauri?

Sprx: (Grabbing a plate of ribs and soda) No. You Fanfiction people come up with the weirdest questions.

Me: Well, that was answered. Let's move on!

Dusk: 'Gotcha. Next is for Poseidon.

Poseidon, would you rather eat ten pounds of catnip, or swim through an ocean full of lobsters?

Poseidon: I can obviously control the sea. I choose the lobsters.

Me: I can't bring out the lobsters to a god, so send them back to WAL-MART, please.

Director: Yes Demi.

Nova: You got the lobster tank with saltwater and all those lobsters from WAL-MART?!

Me: Maybe.

Nova: …

Me: I couldn't find a better deal with shipping and handling!

Dusk: Okay, Nova, you're up.

Nova, if you could have a dream punching bag, WHO, not WHAT, would it be? *is pelted with bricks*

Nova: Sprx, obviously, but I could try Mandarin.

Me: That was an approved choice. You won't be sent to the Obedience room.

Nova: (Nods curtly)

Sprx: HEY! Well… she is the leader of the KILL SPARKY CLUB, so I expected that.

Me: Dusk and I are members also… well, get the string. Nova, greet your new punching bag.

Nova: Hi, PUNCHING BAG.

Sprx: (Gulps)

Brambleclaw: Well, at least I'm not the one being beaten to a pulp with insults. I don't have any notice of a KILL BRAMBLECLAW CLUB…

Crowfeather: I do. DemeterChild made one in La La Land. The citizens in her world hate you.

Me: Okay, last question! My eyes are blurry from all the studio lighting.

All: Same here.

Dusk: Okay, this final one is Chiro's.

Chiro, *takes out HUGE baseball bat* How would you feel if I smashed you with this?!...Come on, I'm waiting, Chiro!

Chiro: (Gulps also, as Dusk takes out a HUGE baseball bat)

Dusk: How would you feel, Chiro?

Chiro: (Runs out of studio, with Dusk chasing him and Sprx running away from me, and Nova.)

Me: See you next time! Send in more, please!