Me: This program cannot display the webpage. Please get me a million dollars to continue.
Nova: Oh, whatever.
Brambleclaw: Is there something I'm missing?
Spottedpath: Is it that you're really stupid?
Me: …
Squirrelflight: Nobody insults my… what are you to me?
Brambleclaw: I think the burger smell destroyed her brain.
Spottedpath: She got that from you.
Percy: Break it up!
Athena: It is not wise to-
Sprx: Is that all you ever start your sentence with?
Athena: It is not wise to-
Sprx: Thanks for answering my question.
Me: Dusk, can we start yet-
Ariele: DIE, whatever you are! (Holding up a chainsaw, running after Dusk.)
Me: Dusk…?
Dusk: Start without me! (Turns around and punches her)
Me: Okay, Person?
Person: Nice try, Demi.
Me: …
Percy: I'll do it. This first one is for Nova.
WHY NOVA?! WHY?! Is there something about Mally that you don't like?! YOU MUST SAY! I'LL EVEN TELL MY COUNTERPART TO LEAVE IF YOU NEED HER TO!
Nova: Don't leave, Dusk… I just… well, take a look at the latest episode of your show!
Me: That's just rude…
Nova: …
Percy: I'll go to the next one before this gets ugly! This is for Sprx.
Sprx, if you could choose any she-cat of the Warriors series, which one would you flirt with? YOU CAN'T SAY NONE! YOU MUST ANSWER!
Sprx: I guess Squirrelflight. And I read the questions before the show… you're in for it again, Firestar.
Firestar: I believe so.
Me: I'm pretty sure that question makes a lot of sense.
Sprx: What question?
Night: It's raining! (Thunder crackles, and rain pours down) When are we supposed to get decent shelter?! And I bet you those cameras of yours will break any second!
Director: They're waterproof, Night… all we need is really good shelter…
Me: Let's go see that place you found, Otto.
Otto: They're closed, but there's a Target store!
Me: Well, its shelter… and we can buy umbrellas!
Thalia: How do you think the people shopping will think of a large amount of monkeys, cats, and soaked people entering?
Nova: Who cares! We need shelter!
Otto: Okay, if you want… follow me.
(In the Target store)
Ariele: OOH! Hair bows! (Leaves)
Me: Okay, next one, Dusk.
Dusk: This one is for Percy.
Percy, would you rather dye your hair blonde or tan yourself so hard you scorch? YOU CAN'T SAY NEITHER!
Percy: Gosh, Dusk. We haven't answered with a neither as an option for a while, and the director ordered us to never say it. But the answer is-
Ariele: They're only 6,780 dollars! HOW CHEAP!
Me: …
Percy: Like I was saying-
Spottedpath: Brambleclaw, what are you doing?
Voice: It's the Mickey Mouse… clubhouse!
Me: Where is this coming from?
Talia: Oops.
Me: Why?
Talia: I had to bring them for an audience member's kid, and the store offered to use their TVs…
A random kid: Look, mommy! It's Antawi!
Nova: Who?
A random kid's friend: And Nova! Hey there! Do you love Sprx still? I see Sparks flying in the air!
Me: I guess this is the price?
Percy: You guess?
Dusk: Then next is for Antauri!
A random kid: Yay, ANTAWI!
Antauri, what made you have such a strong bond with Chiro?
Antauri: I-
A random kid: Antawi talking, MAMMA!
A random kid's mom: Yes… honey, go get your toys with your friend and meet me in the dairy isle, please.
A random kid: Come on, Gibson!
A random kid's friend: It's Robert, Riley.
Riley: You'd love this, though, Gibson! It's a chemical lab kit!
Robert: Let's go, then!
(They run off, and the mom enters the frozen foods isle)
Night: Why must this experience be so random?!
Me: Because we never have a script is why.
Sprx: I like that better than going, 'I'm Sprx, the tooth fairy's assistant! I take your toes one by one instead and steal from your dad's wallet!'
Spottedpath: Antauri, just answer the question.
Riley: (Voice far away) ANTAWI!
Antauri: I believe it is just a building friendship and trust. Also, the Power Primate connects us all.
Me: Next one, Dusk!
Dusk: This is for Chiro… how ironic. It went from a question about Antauri and…
Chiro, if Malcolm gave you the choice of vaporizing you with his shock collar, or making you Skeleton King's eternal slave, which one would you choose? YOU CAN'T SAY NEITHER!
Chiro: Vaporize?
Me: Great idea! Malcolm!
Dusk: I need my counterpart's permission to let him… on set.
Me: Dusk? PLEASE?
Percy: I'd rather not.
Me: Why?
Dusk: Next is for Brambleclaw.
Brambleclaw, your name is okay, but do you think it's reasonable to be named after tangled thorny vines for claws?
Brambleclaw: Actually, I never thought about it that way…
Leafpool: I do find our official names for things and each other are quite strange…
Crowfeather: You mean like our meaning for dirt?
Leafpool: Especially that.
Voice: Feliz Navidad…
Me: Christmas…
Sprx: Enough with the … please!
Me: …
Dusk: The next one is for-
Night: Please don't hurt me!
(A kid holds her up, treating her like a kittypet)
Athena: Put the cat down.
Me: Next, Dusk?
Dusk: This is for Firestar.
Firestar, since you named your DAUGHTER Squirrelflight, are you sure you've ever seen a squirrel fly? If not, you're an idiot. (I KNOW there's flying squirrels, but they GLIDE, they don't technically FLY)
Firestar: Is this the reasonable question?
Me: Maybe.
Firestar: …
Squirrelflight: Exactly, FIRESTAR.
Firestar: I don't know really. I just name them.
Me: Next? We need to rush.
Sprx: We need to get back to Pac-Man…
Mandarin. (Okay, I KNOW you're not there, but I want to see if they could send you a letter or something) Were you ever jealous of Sprx for liking Nova, and her liking him back? If so, were you ever tempted to have her as your own?
Me: I'll get that to Mandy soon. We'll find a post office.
Dusk: Okay. Next is for Athena.
Athena, if you could switch places with a god or goddess, which one would it be? YOU CAN'T SAY YOU WON'T SWITCH!
Athena: Maybe Zeus. He's the mighty one…
Annabeth: Then you'd be a boy.
Athena: …
Me: Next! We're rushing for Pac-Man!
Otto, can my counterpart HUG you? Very briefly?
Me: Otto?
Otto: Okay!
Dusk: (Hugs)
Otto: (Sighs happily)
Me: One more! PAC-MAN!
Dusk: This last one is for Thalia.
Thalia, if you could choose someone as a boyfriend in the From the Fans cast, who would it be? YOU CAN'T SAY NONE!
Thalia: Luke. We're done.
Me: Okay then… see you next time! Send in more!
