Me: After a dreary night and morning with hotdogs for breakfast and soda also, we found our way to a new set in Blunt County, Nocturnal, another city near to Cheese.

Sprx: So cold…

Nova: So horrible…

Percy: So much torture…

Person: We have no idea where we are anymore…

Otto: I'm hungry.

Brambleclaw: So am I. Let's go get some ribs that Dusk ordered, and bring it to them. The rest of us might want to check out the storage room.

Squirrelflight: Why not?

(They leave)

Spottedpath: I need something to eat… ugh! We had to eat twoleg food of all things.

Blackstar: Very well. Russetfur, lead half of the warriors and apprentices to hunt, and I'll let the rest of us… rest.

Russetfur: Okay, Blackstar.

(A handful of ShadowClan heads to the storage room)

Onestar: Ashfoot?

Ashfoot: Let's move, WindClan.

(A handful of WindClan leaves)

Percy: I'll go check Brambleclaw and the ribs.

(He leaves)

Me: Apparently hunger got the best of us.

Sprx: You think?

Me: Yes.

Firestar: Any of you who feel like hunting may follow WindClan to the storage room.

(A few of ThunderClan leave)

Dusk: All we have to do is waiting.

Me: I'm glad. And I have to keep this at least through December, so we can have a holiday on the set, and we can see Percy live like a clan cat.

Dusk: Don't get tired of us!

Me: And we found Mally!

Malcolm: I didn't get lost! You guys don't really have a permanent set anymore, anyway.

Me: Yes, you did.

Malcolm: No, I didn't.

Me: Yes, you did.

Malcolm: Foolish human.

Me: Stupid monkey.

Dusk: Okay, I'll start with our first-

Me: To the obedience torture chamber, Malcolm!

Malcolm: Never.

Me: Want to bet?

Malcolm: No.

Firestar: SILENCE!

Sandstorm: I hardly thought you would make yet another outburst, Firestar.

Dusk: Can I just start?

Everyone: Sorry.

Dusk: Okay, first is for Otto.

Otto, how did that hug feel?

Otto: Good.

Dusk: Thank you.

Otto: I like hugs.

Me: Yeah, you definitely do.

Malcolm: I see why he is well-liked. Cheeky and adorable to everyone.

Me: Unlike you.

Malcolm: The human species… weird.

Night: I happen to be here, you know.

Sandstorm: We need you to hunt with the rest, Night.

Night: Sure.

(She pads off)

Me: Now she's not here.

Dusk: Next is for Gibson.

Gibson, if a child (like that one in the audience) gave you the science kit, would you take it, or snobbishly reject it?

Gibson: How dare you even think that I would snobbishly do anything?

Me: Because you do?

Gibson: Foolish human.

Me: You people are MAD!

Nova: No, you are… after Sprx.

Sprx: Hey!

Spottedpath: Just answer it. (I didn't feel like hunting)

Gibson: Ah, very well. I would not accept it. Science kits are for beginners. I, for one, am not a beginner of any sort-

Spottedpath: You mean at everything but fighting Skeleton King and science?

Me: She has a clear point. Sorry, Gibby.

Gibson: You have no need to apologize. She is very much in terms.

Antauri: Gibson…

Me: A lot of people say you have a sad life. Welcomed, but not very happy.

Gibson: (Silent)

Sprx: We do that exactly… (Guilty face)

Dusk: We're all sorry about that if we have to be. Now let's move on. This is for Thalia.

Thalia, if you could dye your hair in any color you want, what would it be?

Thalia: Um… pink.

Luke: PINK?! What happened to you?

Thalia: Idiot. I mean red.

Spottedpath: Pink is the new red to her, mouse-brain.

Luke: Mouse-brain?

Percy: You really are one. (I'm back from checking)

Luke: What is a mouse-brain?

Me: Go, Percy! You learned clan cat vocabulary!

Luke: Anyone?

Me: I guess I can't blame you for not knowing.

Luke: Not knowing what?

Nova: Even Sparky over here knows.

Sprx: Why are you aiming that at me?

Nova: You tell me.

Dusk: Next is for Athena.

Athena, why does wisdom seem so important to you? (I know you're the Goddess of Wisdom, but still.)

Athena: It is wisdom that leads to success.

Night: All of us are back, but Squirrelflight and Brambleclaw aren't back with the ribs yet.

Me: Okay.

Dusk: I'll go faster.

Me: Sure.

Dusk: Next is for all of us.

Did Mandarin send his answer back yet?

Me: Actually, he did, Dusk. Malcolm?

Malcolm: (Reading response) DemeterChild-

I never knew the connection existed. Nor did I think I would even be paired with Nova of all monkeys. (Offense intended) And you, of all people, must know that I am evil, and will not be paying attention to love. –Mandarin.

Nova: That piece of scrap.

Blackstar: I believe that last statement to be much too true. Evil usually never has affection on its list.

Spottedpath: And how would you know?

Me: Let's just move.

Dusk: He he… he didn't say he didn't pay attention to love. Anyway, we'll do a quick ask and quick answer.

Squirrelflight, do you even LIKE your name? If not, what name would you have wanted?

Leafpool, do you still like Crowfeather after what he said about Feathertail returning?

DemeterChild, why do you seem so interested in Pac-Man? Along with everyone else? What's so great about the little yellow bowling ball thing anyway?

Squirrelflight: Maybe Silvertail.

Me: 'Kay. Leafpool?

Leafpool: Yes.

Me: I love that answer! Anyway, here's my answer: if we play it every day after the show, some food place gives us free ribs.

All: See you next time!