Me: Uh… you'd expect long time no sees by now, right?
Sprx: Yes?
Night: How about we find our way to those… um… ribs?
Me: SHUT UP! That's for after the show!
Night: Excuse me?
Me: You heard me, kitty!
Brambleclaw: Like ouch… like.
Nova: Please welcome today's guest star for a special segment we'd like to call 'clan cat', Percykit!
Percykit: I'm a cat already?! It's not Decem-
Me: Yes, it is. You'll be challenged with living in ShadowClan for the next month, Percykit.
Spottedpath: Oh, this'll be good.
Person: Actually, he's a guest CAT.
Otto: I like apples.
Gibson: I believe that potion from the lab kit worked…
Nova: HA! So you did use it!
Gibson: …
Firestar: Didn't he say-
Dusk: Mally, it's time for the shock collar.
Malcolm: (Grumbles)
Dusk: Behave or else.
Me: Yeah. We've set up our obedience room with a mad version of Firestar and a girly Sandstorm. We also added a gay Brambleclaw and a nice Spottedpath… but the best treat of all: our pack of wild dogs, all supplied by Gibson's mad scientist lab kit.
Dusk: Can we start yet?
Me: Sure.
Dusk: First is for Squirrelflight.
Squirrelflight,
why Silvertail? Last time I checked you had a ginger color.
..
Squirrelflight: First of all, a nice Spottedpath is actually a treat… second of all, I like the name.
Sprx: Too bad you don't fit it. You should trade names with a twin of yours… Uglyhead.
Squirrelflight: Demi had a coach named Coach Sparks…
Sprx: It's spelled wrong, idiot!
Squirrelflight: Not to everyone.
Sprx: You BEEP.
Me: I added some red to the walls… wait, I painted the walls red last weekend… did you just notice, Blackstar?
Blackstar: Yes…? (Trembles)
Me: Hey, the Barney art on the walls just didn't adjust.
Spottedpath: It's not like anyone can see it but us.
Me: They can imagine it.
Russetfur: Why must you bring up Blackstar's fear of red AGAIN?
Me: It's fun…?
Dusk: Next is for Chiro, and this question would make a lot of sense to ask.
Chiro, do you go to school?
Chiro: Are you paying attention?! OF COURSE! I'm usually gone for the most of the day, though, because I have to rescue the city… of course, I will start a KILL MANDARIN club, and feel free to join.
Me: Now would be the right time to ask why we REALLY change the subject all the time.
Dusk: Next up: Otto. We'll just skip my counterpart's little (HUGE) insult until the end… great job on that!
Otto, can you please E-Mail Mandarin fangirls and tell them that he's on fire? *Snickers*
Otto: He doesn't have any… does he?
Me: Let's skip to the next one… we don't get ribs today!!
Night: But I thought-
Me: That was just to keep you quiet.
Night: Why you-
Me: Obedience room!
(Night is heard meowing in annoyance while inside the room)
Dusk: Next is for Gibson, the science kit guy!
Gibson: I'm not-
Gibson, would you rather eat sludgy ribs or ketchup pie? (Wow, I just realized that that's really disgusting...oh well.)
Gibson: Neither-
Me: Just quit using that! I might need to make a rule book for all of this.
Nova: At the beginning of any future chapters, we may include a snapshot on Percy's adventures… but for now he can enjoy his cozy life while he can.
Me: Next?
Percykit: Shouldn't I be apprenticed?
Me: No.
Percykit: Aww-
Luke: Shut UP! Crybaby.
Percykit: (Cries)
Me: Look what you did! To the OBEDIENCE ROOM!
Luke: No! (Is dragged inside)
Me: Dusk?
Dusk: Another one for Sprx!
Sprx, can you send a letter full of curse words to Mandarin since he practically dissed Nova?
Sprx: Why not? (Gets on a laptop and types away)
Me: (Looking) Ouch.
Sprx: Yes, I know the entire vocabulary.
Sprx fangirls: SPARKY! WE LOVE YOU! LIKE OMG!
Nova: Do I have to say it? Or do you need to leave NOW?
Sprx fangirls: What?
Nova: HE'S MINE YOU FURBALLS!
Spottedpath: Well, time to go, girls.
Sprx fangirls: (Leave)
Squirrelflight: Talk about Déjà vu.
Me: Yeah.
Dusk: Next is for Antauri… this is our last one.
Antauri, would you rather dye your fur pink or dance in a ballerina skirt? (Tutu, but the word sounds too weird to say.)
Antauri: Dance. Much less embarrassing, and it isn't permanent.
Me: I would like to show you all Sprx's nasty letter, but it's STUFFED with cussing.
Antauri: Many have seen it already. He's posted it everywhere that people hate Mandarin. Even MyMonkeySpace.
Me: WOAH. …See you next time!
