Me: That last chapter wasn't my idea… (…)

Nova: We don't have questions today, but we're going to have a little fun.

Person: We have a guest star…

Me: And who is that?

Person: I have no idea.

Sprx: I used really bad words in the last chapter… I'm sorry! (cries)

Night: Since when was he OC?

Me: Last weekend.

Night: …Why?

Me: Otto forced him to watch all the Barney episodes he could muster 34 times.

Night: This show isn't entertaining anymore.

Me: You think? I have no ideas in my head, and I'm starting to think more!

Sprx: NOOOO! Cookies!

Nova: He also read that story… what was it called? Papers and Pens?

Antauri: That never happened. (How did they know?!)

Sprx: Nova has yellow poop!

Nova: o.O

Me: Okay…

Guy: The studio's on fire!!

Me: Again?!

Percykit: Only one day 'till freedom!

Spottedpath: Pipe down.

Thalia: How far has it-

Random kid: MY HAIR'S ON FIRE!!!!!!!

Thalia: Wow… RUN!

Percykit: HELP!

Blackstar: The flames are too red!

Percykit: My life is in danger! HELP! MOMMY!

Russetfur: Okay, the audience first, then the cats, then the monkeys, then them!

Blackstar: Who?

Russetfur: THEM!

Blackstar: Who?

Russetfur: DemeterChild, Chiro, Person, and all the humans who star on stage and stuff! NOW MOVE!

(Audience rushes out the doors, followed by the clan cats and the Hyperforce, minus Chiro.)

Me: Now us! (Runs outside)

Later…

Me: Clan cats?

Clan cats: Here!

Me: Hyperforce?

Hyperforce: Here!

Me: Humans?

Me: Percykit…?

Percykit: I'm here!

Me: Thalia?

Thalia: Here?

Me: Who isn't here?

Thalia: Person!

Me: She can't die!

Thalia: Anything could happen.

Person: What? I'm right here.

Me: Okay, who really isn't here?

Dusk: No one.

Sprx: Can we go to Cheese and head for a Target?

Me: No… the closest town is Corner, and the closest store is Wal-Mart.

Sprx: Let's go. (I was only OC… for 5 minutes, okay?)

Me: Okay, let's move.

Firestar: Lead the way.

(At Wal-Mart)

Lady: Oh, my. (Faints)

Employee: Lady down in isle 4.

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