Me: That last chapter wasn't my idea… (…)
Nova: We don't have questions today, but we're going to have a little fun.
Person: We have a guest star…
Me: And who is that?
Person: I have no idea.
Sprx: I used really bad words in the last chapter… I'm sorry! (cries)
Night: Since when was he OC?
Me: Last weekend.
Night: …Why?
Me: Otto forced him to watch all the Barney episodes he could muster 34 times.
Night: This show isn't entertaining anymore.
Me: You think? I have no ideas in my head, and I'm starting to think more!
Sprx: NOOOO! Cookies!
Nova: He also read that story… what was it called? Papers and Pens?
Antauri: That never happened. (How did they know?!)
Sprx: Nova has yellow poop!
Nova: o.O
Me: Okay…
Guy: The studio's on fire!!
Me: Again?!
Percykit: Only one day 'till freedom!
Spottedpath: Pipe down.
Thalia: How far has it-
Random kid: MY HAIR'S ON FIRE!!!!!!!
Thalia: Wow… RUN!
Percykit: HELP!
Blackstar: The flames are too red!
Percykit: My life is in danger! HELP! MOMMY!
Russetfur: Okay, the audience first, then the cats, then the monkeys, then them!
Blackstar: Who?
Russetfur: THEM!
Blackstar: Who?
Russetfur: DemeterChild, Chiro, Person, and all the humans who star on stage and stuff! NOW MOVE!
(Audience rushes out the doors, followed by the clan cats and the Hyperforce, minus Chiro.)
Me: Now us! (Runs outside)
Later…
Me: Clan cats?
Clan cats: Here!
Me: Hyperforce?
Hyperforce: Here!
Me: Humans?
…
Me: Percykit…?
Percykit: I'm here!
Me: Thalia?
Thalia: Here?
Me: Who isn't here?
Thalia: Person!
Me: She can't die!
Thalia: Anything could happen.
Person: What? I'm right here.
Me: Okay, who really isn't here?
Dusk: No one.
Sprx: Can we go to Cheese and head for a Target?
Me: No… the closest town is Corner, and the closest store is Wal-Mart.
Sprx: Let's go. (I was only OC… for 5 minutes, okay?)
Me: Okay, let's move.
Firestar: Lead the way.
(At Wal-Mart)
Lady: Oh, my. (Faints)
Employee: Lady down in isle 4.
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