Me: This may be the shortest episode yet.
Spottedpath: Would it kill ya to update faster?
Me: No.
Spottedpath: Okay, nevermind.
Me: Okay, Person is out sick this time, so my co-host is Dusk!
Dusk: Person's looking at toys.
Sprx: She does that?
Dusk: Who knew?
Firestar: On with it, please.
Me: No, wait. I want to make this show a little more challenging… for ALL of you.
Blackstar: (Cowers below a red sweater)
Russetfur: Get over it.
Blackstar: How could I possibly forget? Remember the THING with the THING?
Russetfur: Oh, that you hate red because-
Blackstar: Silence!
Russetfur: You're in a bad mood.
Spottedpath: Duh. A lot of things would be red in a twoleg market.
Russetfur: No, I mean-
Person: I'm going to the deli next! WAHOO! (Zooms past on a cart filled with Barbies)
Me: This is the last time we host shows in a place that sells things.
Sprx: The old studio sold products like Warriors books.
Nova: They also sold you. Too bad the person returned you.
Me: Okay, let's start before things get ugly.
Nova: Like him? (Points at Malcolm)
Malcolm: What did I do?
Me: Let's get going. These are from Duskblood, counterpart to our sub-co-host, Dusk!
Dusk: First up, Antauri!
Antauri: I think I'll go meditate-
Sprx: Antauri, just do it. What's the worst that could happen?
Spottedpath: A lot.
Percy: I'm no cat! MUHAHAHAHAHAHHAHA!
Spottedpath: You didn't really do much. You just sat in the nursery moaning about being a twoleg. We had to move everyone in there to the Warriors den.
Percy: I missed not having itchy fur!
Me: Dusk?
Dusk: Okay, no backing out. Here's your question: (dramatic music)
Antauri, in my story Papers and Pens, would you really have a dollar bill named Bob?
Antauri: (Sighs with relief)
Spottedpath: So, what'll it be?
Antauri: Well-
Athena: I cannot stand modern markets. Too much noise.
Antauri: I-
Sprx: I'd rather challenge the kid to a round of 'Sun Riders the Video Game 45'.
Percy: They have more than one of those?
Sprx: Yeah. 45 versions. Each one is an episode. You have to complete the whole episode yourself without a ship, weapons, powers, or anything. Real rip-off.
Percy: Wow.
Dusk: Antauri?
Antauri: Well, I'd rather not. I have no use for money.
Dusk: Well, that was… entertaining.
Malcolm: Talk about a let-down!
Dusk: Next is for Sprx.
Sprx: (Jumps out of chair) I'm going to die! (Runs away, towards Wal-Mart exit door.)
Nova: (Tackles him, tying him to the seat. He struggles to get free.)
Sprx: I hate you.
Nova: I'd like to see you try to hate me.
Sprx: Okay, then…
Dusk: Just let me-
Sprx: I HATE YOU SO MUCH THAT-
Nova: (Tapes his mouth)
Dusk: We need him to answer his question.
Nova: That would've worked. (Grumbles as she rips off the tape slowly.)
Sprx: Thanks… So much pain…
Dusk: Okay, here it is:
Sprx, if Antauri was as hyper as he was, would you give him chocolate?
Sprx: Are you kidding? I'm glad I was at the arcade that last chapter!
Antauri: Do we have chocolate anywhere?
Sprx: (Hisses) NEVER.
Me: Okay… well, next-
Spottedpath: Percy's a kit again! I swear- that was a messed up potion.
Percykit: (Moans about being a twoleg)
Sprx: Wow! You were right, Spottedpath!
Spottedpath: I think we should ask for the security tape, post this part on you tube with copyrights, and become rich!
Me: Just quit interrupting-
Nova: LET HER GET ON WITH IT!
Me: Not helping!
Nova: Sorry.
Dusk: Okay, here it is…
Nova, Antauri's dollar bill Bob thinks you're hot. How do you feel about that?
Nova: He does?
Antauri: Do you recall me showing you that part?
Nova: (Eyes blank with shock) Antauri said I was hot, Bob and Sprx… Madness…
Antauri: I had a chocolate run… I didn't know what I was saying. (Sweats nervously)
Sprx: Hitting on my girl without hitting on my girl… HOW DARE YOU?!
Antauri: (Silent)
Nova: (Normal) I'm nobody's girl, SPARKY!
Me: Hey, isn't that a song?
Nova: Yeah, but I didn't-
Dusk: Next is for Gibson.
Gibson, if someone said popcorn was better than science, would you agree?
Gibson: It would make sense… but, well, of course I wouldn't agree! Popcorn is simply my minor joy.
Spottedpath: You have joy?
Sprx: Ouch.
Percykit: Just go on with it!
Spottedpath: New record, Percykit! One hour and 56 minutes of moaning! You beat Blackstar's about red!
Percykit: By how much?
Spottedpath: 56 minutes.
Percykit: Nice.
Me: Dusk?
Dusk: Okay, here's for Antauri, again…
Antauri, if someone said cotten candy was better than meditation, would you agree?
Antauri: In fact, I would not have an answer. It is simply one's opinion. I would like both, but if I had to answer, I would not agree.
Me: Okay, let's run this a bit faster.
Dusk: This is for Percykit.
Percykit: PERCY! GOSH!
Dusk: …
Percykit, do you REALLY hate being a Clan cat?
Percykit: You think? One hour and 56 minutes of moaning?
Spottedpath: Yeah…!
Me: Next, before we end up sending Spottedpath to meet her nice twin…
Spottedpath: NICE me? NOOOOOOOOO…
(One hour and 56 minutes later)
Spottedpath: Okay, I'm good. Go on.
Dusk: This is for Person.
Person, do you like Wal-Mart?
Person: (Loud yell from the deli section) YES! LIKE DUH!
Me: Okay, that's over with.
Dusk: Final one is for Chiro, from Jinmay-4-ever:
chiro, is SK really your dad?
Chiro: Like I'd know.
Me: We'll research.
Nova: That's it for now! Send in more! (Tapes Sprx's mouth)
Sprx: (Mumbles protests)
Me: Thanks for reading!
