Me: This may be the shortest episode yet.

Spottedpath: Would it kill ya to update faster?

Me: No.

Spottedpath: Okay, nevermind.

Me: Okay, Person is out sick this time, so my co-host is Dusk!

Dusk: Person's looking at toys.

Sprx: She does that?

Dusk: Who knew?

Firestar: On with it, please.

Me: No, wait. I want to make this show a little more challenging… for ALL of you.

Blackstar: (Cowers below a red sweater)

Russetfur: Get over it.

Blackstar: How could I possibly forget? Remember the THING with the THING?

Russetfur: Oh, that you hate red because-

Blackstar: Silence!

Russetfur: You're in a bad mood.

Spottedpath: Duh. A lot of things would be red in a twoleg market.

Russetfur: No, I mean-

Person: I'm going to the deli next! WAHOO! (Zooms past on a cart filled with Barbies)

Me: This is the last time we host shows in a place that sells things.

Sprx: The old studio sold products like Warriors books.

Nova: They also sold you. Too bad the person returned you.

Me: Okay, let's start before things get ugly.

Nova: Like him? (Points at Malcolm)

Malcolm: What did I do?

Me: Let's get going. These are from Duskblood, counterpart to our sub-co-host, Dusk!

Dusk: First up, Antauri!

Antauri: I think I'll go meditate-

Sprx: Antauri, just do it. What's the worst that could happen?

Spottedpath: A lot.

Percy: I'm no cat! MUHAHAHAHAHAHHAHA!

Spottedpath: You didn't really do much. You just sat in the nursery moaning about being a twoleg. We had to move everyone in there to the Warriors den.

Percy: I missed not having itchy fur!

Me: Dusk?

Dusk: Okay, no backing out. Here's your question: (dramatic music)

Antauri, in my story Papers and Pens, would you really have a dollar bill named Bob?

Antauri: (Sighs with relief)

Spottedpath: So, what'll it be?

Antauri: Well-

Athena: I cannot stand modern markets. Too much noise.

Antauri: I-

Sprx: I'd rather challenge the kid to a round of 'Sun Riders the Video Game 45'.

Percy: They have more than one of those?

Sprx: Yeah. 45 versions. Each one is an episode. You have to complete the whole episode yourself without a ship, weapons, powers, or anything. Real rip-off.

Percy: Wow.

Dusk: Antauri?

Antauri: Well, I'd rather not. I have no use for money.

Dusk: Well, that was… entertaining.

Malcolm: Talk about a let-down!

Dusk: Next is for Sprx.

Sprx: (Jumps out of chair) I'm going to die! (Runs away, towards Wal-Mart exit door.)

Nova: (Tackles him, tying him to the seat. He struggles to get free.)

Sprx: I hate you.

Nova: I'd like to see you try to hate me.

Sprx: Okay, then…

Dusk: Just let me-

Sprx: I HATE YOU SO MUCH THAT-

Nova: (Tapes his mouth)

Dusk: We need him to answer his question.

Nova: That would've worked. (Grumbles as she rips off the tape slowly.)

Sprx: Thanks… So much pain…

Dusk: Okay, here it is:

Sprx, if Antauri was as hyper as he was, would you give him chocolate?

Sprx: Are you kidding? I'm glad I was at the arcade that last chapter!

Antauri: Do we have chocolate anywhere?

Sprx: (Hisses) NEVER.

Me: Okay… well, next-

Spottedpath: Percy's a kit again! I swear- that was a messed up potion.

Percykit: (Moans about being a twoleg)

Sprx: Wow! You were right, Spottedpath!

Spottedpath: I think we should ask for the security tape, post this part on you tube with copyrights, and become rich!

Me: Just quit interrupting-

Nova: LET HER GET ON WITH IT!

Me: Not helping!

Nova: Sorry.

Dusk: Okay, here it is…

Nova, Antauri's dollar bill Bob thinks you're hot. How do you feel about that?

Nova: He does?

Antauri: Do you recall me showing you that part?

Nova: (Eyes blank with shock) Antauri said I was hot, Bob and Sprx… Madness…

Antauri: I had a chocolate run… I didn't know what I was saying. (Sweats nervously)

Sprx: Hitting on my girl without hitting on my girl… HOW DARE YOU?!

Antauri: (Silent)

Nova: (Normal) I'm nobody's girl, SPARKY!

Me: Hey, isn't that a song?

Nova: Yeah, but I didn't-

Dusk: Next is for Gibson.

Gibson, if someone said popcorn was better than science, would you agree?

Gibson: It would make sense… but, well, of course I wouldn't agree! Popcorn is simply my minor joy.

Spottedpath: You have joy?

Sprx: Ouch.

Percykit: Just go on with it!

Spottedpath: New record, Percykit! One hour and 56 minutes of moaning! You beat Blackstar's about red!

Percykit: By how much?

Spottedpath: 56 minutes.

Percykit: Nice.

Me: Dusk?

Dusk: Okay, here's for Antauri, again…

Antauri, if someone said cotten candy was better than meditation, would you agree?

Antauri: In fact, I would not have an answer. It is simply one's opinion. I would like both, but if I had to answer, I would not agree.

Me: Okay, let's run this a bit faster.

Dusk: This is for Percykit.

Percykit: PERCY! GOSH!

Dusk: …

Percykit, do you REALLY hate being a Clan cat?

Percykit: You think? One hour and 56 minutes of moaning?

Spottedpath: Yeah…!

Me: Next, before we end up sending Spottedpath to meet her nice twin…

Spottedpath: NICE me? NOOOOOOOOO…

(One hour and 56 minutes later)

Spottedpath: Okay, I'm good. Go on.

Dusk: This is for Person.

Person, do you like Wal-Mart?

Person: (Loud yell from the deli section) YES! LIKE DUH!

Me: Okay, that's over with.

Dusk: Final one is for Chiro, from Jinmay-4-ever:

chiro, is SK really your dad?

Chiro: Like I'd know.

Me: We'll research.

Nova: That's it for now! Send in more! (Tapes Sprx's mouth)

Sprx: (Mumbles protests)

Me: Thanks for reading!