Me: Wow, that was a long time.

Sprx: I think we know that 6 months is a long time, egghead.

Person: So rude, Sparky! *Overdramatic pose*

Night: Very well. But since we don't have anything to work with, a long rant would do.

Me: Great idea. I've been catching up on my SRMTHFG episodes lately to give me a good picture of what to write today, but my mind is still blank.

Sprx: We should ask Athena.

Nova: Yeah. That might actually work.

Athena: Ah, well, since its been a while, you could tell everyone about the improved studio, or even what's changed about yourselves, or maybe something about Chiro's WONDERFUL eggnog...

Me: Nah, too boring.

Gibson: Agreed.

Spottedpath: By the way, where's Luke? He went missing a while after he was released from the studio.

Me: Who knows?

Sprx: I know. He went to this burger place downtown. That guy actually works there now.

Me: He died in the book, but he's still alive here. That won't do the world much good, will it?

Person: What's with all this un-funny insulting? We should get to the comedy part!

Nova: Ugh. Fine.

Me: And now for our special: THANKSGIVING. WHAT ARE YOU THANKFUL FOR?

Person: This is meant to see what the cast is thankful for this year, in tune with this seasonal holiday.

Me: First up: Brambleclaw!

Brambleclaw: I'm thankful for my friends, and my family.

Person: How touching. I'm thankful for Athena's turkey stuffing!

Athena: I'm pleased to hear that.

Person: You're welcome.

Percykit: I'm thankful if you change me back.

Nova: I'm thankful for my friends, family, and TELEVISION!

Me: What she said.

Gibson: I'm thankful for my new set of test tubes.

Annabeth: I'm thankful for my friends.

Antauri: I'm thankful for my friends and pancakes.

Me: *blinks* WHY IS THE NEW STUDIO ON FIRE?!!

Blackstar: THE FLAMES ARE RED!!! *Wail*

Person: We're out of extinguisher!

Thalia: Great job there.

Spottedpath: Stop with your sarcasm and RUN! *flings self out the nearest window*

Me: *Takes front door*

Front Desk Guy: Calm down...

Thalia: *Runs out front door with rest of the cast* The window is good too, you guys.

Percykit: I'd rather not fall to my death, thank you.

Thalia: Speaking of cats and windows... where's Spottedpath?

*Note: Window is 3 feet off the ground.

*Cast gathers in the parking lot, minus Spottedpath*

Me: At least we bought her insurance.

Sprx: The bill says 'Auto Insurance'.

Person: Oh no.

Me: Was she driving a car when she flung herself out the window?!

Thalia: Why would you fling a car out the window?

Me: I dunno. Gravity?

Antauri: Now would be a good time for some pancakes.

Gibson: Agreed. I could sample syrups for my lab.

Nova: Gibson... hate to brake it to ya, but your lab with your stuff actually in it burned with the studio.

Gibson: ...

Athena: It is not wise to say such things when a natural disaster destroys what you have come to call home.

Me: Let us go eat pancakes in silence.

*We sluggishly eat pancakes while the fire is put out*

Sprx: You guys really need to fireproof your studios. I can't even count how many times it caught on fire.

Nova: To Home Depot!

Me: Okay.

*After our shopping, which took about 5 hours, we finished our blueprint with the help of Annabeth and Athena.*

Antauri: So we have everything. Even the paint and brushes.

Me: Time to get started!

*7 hours after that*

Person: Half-way done! Who's painting the studio seats?!

Percykit: Over here! Is peach the same as beige?

Annabeth: *Constructing the Stage with ShadowClan and Malcolm*

Dusk: The light fixtures are almost ready!

Me: Finished the curtain. (Finale. (Ha, ha.))

Person: Doing great! We'll be done in no time!

*9 hours later*

Me: When is the agony over?! *Labeling studio sound system*

Person: The whole studio has been constructed. We just need to add sound systems and the furniture that we sit on.

Dusk: That's being shipped, just now.

Nova: Wonderful. Even the seats are finished. All 67,890 of them.

*Cast high-fives*

Athena: The design has improved so that it is less likely to catch on fire again.

Person: I also bought fire extinguisher.

Thalia: Wonderful. Hey, Spottedpath is still missing. Should we look for her?

Me: I'm worried. She's been lost ever since the fire.

Sprx: I think she's in the rubble somewhere. I heard yowling while Dusk was making the light fixtures.

Nova: Me too. It was coming from the burnt-down studio.

Gibson: MY TEST TUBES! *Dives into rubble*

Person: WILL SPOTTEDPATH BE FOUND?! WILL GIBSON FIND HIS TEST TUBES?! WHERE IS THE RIB DELIVERY TRUCK?!! ALL THESE QUESTIONS ANSWERED AND MORE NEXT TIME ON FROM THE FANS!