Me: Wow, that was a long time.
Sprx: I think we know that 6 months is a long time, egghead.
Person: So rude, Sparky! *Overdramatic pose*
Night: Very well. But since we don't have anything to work with, a long rant would do.
Me: Great idea. I've been catching up on my SRMTHFG episodes lately to give me a good picture of what to write today, but my mind is still blank.
Sprx: We should ask Athena.
Nova: Yeah. That might actually work.
Athena: Ah, well, since its been a while, you could tell everyone about the improved studio, or even what's changed about yourselves, or maybe something about Chiro's WONDERFUL eggnog...
Me: Nah, too boring.
Gibson: Agreed.
Spottedpath: By the way, where's Luke? He went missing a while after he was released from the studio.
Me: Who knows?
Sprx: I know. He went to this burger place downtown. That guy actually works there now.
Me: He died in the book, but he's still alive here. That won't do the world much good, will it?
Person: What's with all this un-funny insulting? We should get to the comedy part!
Nova: Ugh. Fine.
Me: And now for our special: THANKSGIVING. WHAT ARE YOU THANKFUL FOR?
Person: This is meant to see what the cast is thankful for this year, in tune with this seasonal holiday.
Me: First up: Brambleclaw!
Brambleclaw: I'm thankful for my friends, and my family.
Person: How touching. I'm thankful for Athena's turkey stuffing!
Athena: I'm pleased to hear that.
Person: You're welcome.
Percykit: I'm thankful if you change me back.
Nova: I'm thankful for my friends, family, and TELEVISION!
Me: What she said.
Gibson: I'm thankful for my new set of test tubes.
Annabeth: I'm thankful for my friends.
Antauri: I'm thankful for my friends and pancakes.
Me: *blinks* WHY IS THE NEW STUDIO ON FIRE?!!
Blackstar: THE FLAMES ARE RED!!! *Wail*
Person: We're out of extinguisher!
Thalia: Great job there.
Spottedpath: Stop with your sarcasm and RUN! *flings self out the nearest window*
Me: *Takes front door*
Front Desk Guy: Calm down...
Thalia: *Runs out front door with rest of the cast* The window is good too, you guys.
Percykit: I'd rather not fall to my death, thank you.
Thalia: Speaking of cats and windows... where's Spottedpath?
*Note: Window is 3 feet off the ground.
*Cast gathers in the parking lot, minus Spottedpath*
Me: At least we bought her insurance.
Sprx: The bill says 'Auto Insurance'.
Person: Oh no.
Me: Was she driving a car when she flung herself out the window?!
Thalia: Why would you fling a car out the window?
Me: I dunno. Gravity?
Antauri: Now would be a good time for some pancakes.
Gibson: Agreed. I could sample syrups for my lab.
Nova: Gibson... hate to brake it to ya, but your lab with your stuff actually in it burned with the studio.
Gibson: ...
Athena: It is not wise to say such things when a natural disaster destroys what you have come to call home.
Me: Let us go eat pancakes in silence.
*We sluggishly eat pancakes while the fire is put out*
Sprx: You guys really need to fireproof your studios. I can't even count how many times it caught on fire.
Nova: To Home Depot!
Me: Okay.
*After our shopping, which took about 5 hours, we finished our blueprint with the help of Annabeth and Athena.*
Antauri: So we have everything. Even the paint and brushes.
Me: Time to get started!
*7 hours after that*
Person: Half-way done! Who's painting the studio seats?!
Percykit: Over here! Is peach the same as beige?
Annabeth: *Constructing the Stage with ShadowClan and Malcolm*
Dusk: The light fixtures are almost ready!
Me: Finished the curtain. (Finale. (Ha, ha.))
Person: Doing great! We'll be done in no time!
*9 hours later*
Me: When is the agony over?! *Labeling studio sound system*
Person: The whole studio has been constructed. We just need to add sound systems and the furniture that we sit on.
Dusk: That's being shipped, just now.
Nova: Wonderful. Even the seats are finished. All 67,890 of them.
*Cast high-fives*
Athena: The design has improved so that it is less likely to catch on fire again.
Person: I also bought fire extinguisher.
Thalia: Wonderful. Hey, Spottedpath is still missing. Should we look for her?
Me: I'm worried. She's been lost ever since the fire.
Sprx: I think she's in the rubble somewhere. I heard yowling while Dusk was making the light fixtures.
Nova: Me too. It was coming from the burnt-down studio.
Gibson: MY TEST TUBES! *Dives into rubble*
Person: WILL SPOTTEDPATH BE FOUND?! WILL GIBSON FIND HIS TEST TUBES?! WHERE IS THE RIB DELIVERY TRUCK?!! ALL THESE QUESTIONS ANSWERED AND MORE NEXT TIME ON FROM THE FANS!
