Me: That was a long vacation.
Sprx: If I ever have to taste Chiro's eggnog again… *growls in disgust*
Person: I hope you all had as… well, interesting a holiday as we did.
Me: Because Sprx obviously dislikes being here, and eggnog, we might have to drag him off to THE ROOM…
Sprx: You don't mean… *Eyes wide*
(Surprisingly) Antauri: Oh, I believe she was serious.
Me: Ah, the rib truck is here!
Sprx: *relief*
Athena: Oh, yes, but we must perform well to earn our share, I assume.
Percy: Yeah. And I can imagine Sprx might starve this time…
Nova: Everyone seems to be against you.
Sprx: Can it.
Nova: *snickers*
Brambleclaw: So about Spottedpath…
Me: Forget it. Knowing this place, she'll show up in no time.
Brambleclaw: Well, if you're sure…
Person: We promise she'll pop up somehow.
Me: It's not like I'm the author… oh, wait, I am!
Brambleclaw: So you can bring anything you want? Why didn't you just order the story to fix the studio instantly after the fire?
Me: I can have fun every once in a while.
Squirrelflight: She's CHOOSING not to bring back Spottedpath, Brambleclaw. Get it now?
Brambleclaw: Get what?
Athena: It is not wise to not act wise when the situation is not wise when wise is not wise…
Dusk: Excuse me?
Sprx: Don't tell me she's starting that again. It got on my nerves…
Nova: A lot of things get on your nerves.
Sprx: Nothing more that Athena's way of speaking…
Me: Oh, and if Disney made sure Nova liked someone other than you in the show?
Sprx: Thanks for reminding me.
Me: No problem.
Nova: Could we please move on?
Person: We have to endlessly rant. Remember?
Percykit: Someone spare me! I don't deserve this! *Pointless wailing continues*
Annabeth: Honestly, I can't believe you. You should act more mature about the situation. You've been through WAY worse. Remember the Sea of Monsters?
Percykit: So kissing me was bad, huh? *snickers*
Annabeth: *blushes* Uh, no, not, um…
Dusk: It was on the cheek, and we should be getting on to the questions.
Me: Not yet. I have more in store for you guys.
Blackstar: I have returned to dominate the From the Fans cast! *Cue Thunder, Maniacal Laughter, and Flashing Lights*
Nova: Not if we can help it! *Pushes Sprx to the front of the stage*
Person: Oh, no.
Blackstar: Silly pink primate, I fear red, not princesses in mechanical bodies.
Sprx: *Activates Magnets* Why, you little mangy-
Me: Everyone loves a little fight now and then. Where would we be without action?
Person: Where would we be if we had a sane author piloting the events?!
Me: Then you wouldn't exist.
Person: Oh. Right. Continue.
Dusk: I hope they don't damage the- Oh, no.
Nova: What?
Dusk: I think I just gave her an idea.
Athena: We're dead.
Me: Thanks anyway, Dusk. *Evil Grin*
Antauri: Sprx, you shouldn't be-
*Fighting goes on*
Me: I love being Author.
Sprx: More like a dictator.
Me: Yes, that too.
*Sprx "surprisingly" ends up damaging the light fixtures*
Blackstar: Foolish Princess.
Sprx: How many times do I have to tell you, PUSSY, that I am a guy and therefore not a Princess?!
Blackstar: Princess, Princess… *casually dodges attacks*
Nova: Let's move on while they're fighting.
Dusk: Not all my hard work…
Me: *snaps a finger, light fixture returns to normal*
Dusk: Ok then.
Athena: Starting us off, we bring to the stage a question for our little Percykit:
Hm...Percykit, I know you used to be human, but do you think if you had a mouse, you would HATE it because you were an original human, or would you LIKE it because you're technically a cat right now?
Percykit: Um… no mouse for me, thank you very much.
Me: *Forces a mouse down his throat*
Percykit: GROSS!! *Choking*
Nova: *laughing*
Rib Truck Guy: Delivery!
Me: Can it, Rib Guy! We're busy!
Rib Truck Guy: But-
Me: *Growls*
Rib Truck Guy: I'll wait then. *dodges a blow from Sprx*
Sprx: You're cat food. *Attacks Blackstar*
Blackstar: And you're pink.
Sprx: Am not! *Attacks repeatedly, but to no avail*
Blackstar: Admit it. You're pink. *claws Sparky*
Sprx: Watch it! *hits Blackstar on the head*
Blackstar: M-Mommy… *faints*
Sprx: Knockout! *Grins*
Nova: Typical.
Me: Next Question!
And Person, do you like Sprite? (Random, I know.)
Person: You should realize by now that we LIVE for randomness, Dusk. And yes, I quite enjoy that soda. Only, I prefer rootbeer.
Me: I like Sprite.
Nova: I love it when Chiro brings sprite on board the Super Robot. I can say it's my favorite…
Dusk: And for the final question of the night!
Brambleclaw, if you were offered the chance to become leader over ALL of the Clans, would you take the opportunity?
Brambleclaw: I'd rather not be like my father.
Me: Ah, father and son sharing a dream…
Brambleclaw: Did you even hear me?
Nova: Sprite!
Antauri: Pancakes!
Sprx: I am NOT pink.
Rib Truck Guy: *Hands out ribs*
SEE YOU NEXT TIME! REVIEW UNTIL YOU CAN TYPE NO MORE!
And as a reminder, next time I update will be the 20th episode special! :D
