Me: That was a long vacation.

Sprx: If I ever have to taste Chiro's eggnog again… *growls in disgust*

Person: I hope you all had as… well, interesting a holiday as we did.

Me: Because Sprx obviously dislikes being here, and eggnog, we might have to drag him off to THE ROOM…

Sprx: You don't mean… *Eyes wide*

(Surprisingly) Antauri: Oh, I believe she was serious.

Me: Ah, the rib truck is here!

Sprx: *relief*

Athena: Oh, yes, but we must perform well to earn our share, I assume.

Percy: Yeah. And I can imagine Sprx might starve this time…

Nova: Everyone seems to be against you.

Sprx: Can it.

Nova: *snickers*

Brambleclaw: So about Spottedpath…

Me: Forget it. Knowing this place, she'll show up in no time.

Brambleclaw: Well, if you're sure…

Person: We promise she'll pop up somehow.

Me: It's not like I'm the author… oh, wait, I am!

Brambleclaw: So you can bring anything you want? Why didn't you just order the story to fix the studio instantly after the fire?

Me: I can have fun every once in a while.

Squirrelflight: She's CHOOSING not to bring back Spottedpath, Brambleclaw. Get it now?

Brambleclaw: Get what?

Athena: It is not wise to not act wise when the situation is not wise when wise is not wise…

Dusk: Excuse me?

Sprx: Don't tell me she's starting that again. It got on my nerves…

Nova: A lot of things get on your nerves.

Sprx: Nothing more that Athena's way of speaking…

Me: Oh, and if Disney made sure Nova liked someone other than you in the show?

Sprx: Thanks for reminding me.

Me: No problem.

Nova: Could we please move on?

Person: We have to endlessly rant. Remember?

Percykit: Someone spare me! I don't deserve this! *Pointless wailing continues*

Annabeth: Honestly, I can't believe you. You should act more mature about the situation. You've been through WAY worse. Remember the Sea of Monsters?

Percykit: So kissing me was bad, huh? *snickers*

Annabeth: *blushes* Uh, no, not, um…

Dusk: It was on the cheek, and we should be getting on to the questions.

Me: Not yet. I have more in store for you guys.

Blackstar: I have returned to dominate the From the Fans cast! *Cue Thunder, Maniacal Laughter, and Flashing Lights*

Nova: Not if we can help it! *Pushes Sprx to the front of the stage*

Person: Oh, no.

Blackstar: Silly pink primate, I fear red, not princesses in mechanical bodies.

Sprx: *Activates Magnets* Why, you little mangy-

Me: Everyone loves a little fight now and then. Where would we be without action?

Person: Where would we be if we had a sane author piloting the events?!

Me: Then you wouldn't exist.

Person: Oh. Right. Continue.

Dusk: I hope they don't damage the- Oh, no.

Nova: What?

Dusk: I think I just gave her an idea.

Athena: We're dead.

Me: Thanks anyway, Dusk. *Evil Grin*

Antauri: Sprx, you shouldn't be-

*Fighting goes on*

Me: I love being Author.

Sprx: More like a dictator.

Me: Yes, that too.

*Sprx "surprisingly" ends up damaging the light fixtures*

Blackstar: Foolish Princess.

Sprx: How many times do I have to tell you, PUSSY, that I am a guy and therefore not a Princess?!

Blackstar: Princess, Princess… *casually dodges attacks*

Nova: Let's move on while they're fighting.

Dusk: Not all my hard work…

Me: *snaps a finger, light fixture returns to normal*

Dusk: Ok then.

Athena: Starting us off, we bring to the stage a question for our little Percykit:

Hm...Percykit, I know you used to be human, but do you think if you had a mouse, you would HATE it because you were an original human, or would you LIKE it because you're technically a cat right now?

Percykit: Um… no mouse for me, thank you very much.

Me: *Forces a mouse down his throat*

Percykit: GROSS!! *Choking*

Nova: *laughing*

Rib Truck Guy: Delivery!

Me: Can it, Rib Guy! We're busy!

Rib Truck Guy: But-

Me: *Growls*

Rib Truck Guy: I'll wait then. *dodges a blow from Sprx*

Sprx: You're cat food. *Attacks Blackstar*

Blackstar: And you're pink.

Sprx: Am not! *Attacks repeatedly, but to no avail*

Blackstar: Admit it. You're pink. *claws Sparky*

Sprx: Watch it! *hits Blackstar on the head*

Blackstar: M-Mommy… *faints*

Sprx: Knockout! *Grins*

Nova: Typical.

Me: Next Question!

And Person, do you like Sprite? (Random, I know.)

Person: You should realize by now that we LIVE for randomness, Dusk. And yes, I quite enjoy that soda. Only, I prefer rootbeer.

Me: I like Sprite.

Nova: I love it when Chiro brings sprite on board the Super Robot. I can say it's my favorite…

Dusk: And for the final question of the night!

Brambleclaw, if you were offered the chance to become leader over ALL of the Clans, would you take the opportunity?

Brambleclaw: I'd rather not be like my father.

Me: Ah, father and son sharing a dream…

Brambleclaw: Did you even hear me?

Nova: Sprite!

Antauri: Pancakes!

Sprx: I am NOT pink.

Rib Truck Guy: *Hands out ribs*

SEE YOU NEXT TIME! REVIEW UNTIL YOU CAN TYPE NO MORE!

And as a reminder, next time I update will be the 20th episode special! :D