Here's a new chaper, I know its been a while.... like a couple years.... I think. I'm not sure when I'll write another chapeter. Review and tell me what you think. Enjoy.


"I have always wanted to do this!" squeaked Alice as she held the bucket of glue over the roof.

"Please make sure we won't get into trouble," I hissed. I had already made her check, and double check, and even triple check. But this was very risky, and still funny.

"Bella quit worrying, everything will go fine!" Emmett whined, he just wanted to see this happen. And I'm sure Edward would to, but that is why Alice was committing it to film. She let me hold the camera, figuring since it had three or four different straps to keep it on the person that there would be less chance of me dropping it.

"Shhhhh! He's coming!" Alice whispered. The plan was for Emmett to drop down and grab Mike, yes Mike, blind fold him and put on the yellow tights and beak, then jump back up while Alice dropped the glue and feathers. I was supposed to get all this on video and then present it to Edward. We were at the high school, I had remembered Mike had a project going on and it would be a good place for targeting him, as we could use the roof.

"Alice, I don't see him," I had the camera ready to go, just had to remember to push the little red button.

"You will in a minute Bella, don't worry," then she put a finger to her lips and that ended all conversation. Shortly after I saw Mike walk around the corner. When he was about half way up the path to us I started recording. Then Alice cued Emmett, and off we went. The plan unfolded just as we had envisioned it. When Emmett grabbed Mike the yelp that came out of his mouth was a sound I had only heard from a small dog. How Emmett managed to get the tights on was beyond me, it all happened so fast I could only catch glimpse of it at a time. But the look on Mike's face when he took off the blindfold and saw himself in the window was something that I could never forget. It was a look of pure shock, something only being tared and feathered could accomplish. Emmett quickly swung me on his back and had us flying home before my fit of giggles could escape me. When we made it back to Charlie's yard I collapsed on the grass laughing so hard my eyes were watering. Alice and Emmett soon joined me.

"What is going on here?" Edward's voice rang out like a bell over our amusement. I sat up so quick it made me dizzy, took one look at the confusion on his face and was sent into another round of hysterics. "Somebody better explain to me what is so funny, or...." the camera caught his eye and he trailed off as he bent down to pick it up. Faster than my human eyes could catch Alice jumped up and snatched it from him.

"If you want to watch it, it must be put on the big screen!" she exclaimed with her dramatic flourish. Then calmly walked inside.

"Bella, whats going on?" he stared intently at me trying make me make eye contact, knowing that if I did I would fail at keeping this a secret.

"Well, lets go inside and find out," I replied and tried to get inside as quickly as i could without being suspicous. I walked into find Alice had taken over the t.v. with wires and their tiny camera.

"Alice.... should we really be doing this?" my voice played from the t.v.

"Oh Bella, hush! Of course we should be doing this. It's not something that could happen very often. You remember why we're doing this and who's idea it was right?" Alice argued. The camera was pointed at the ground of the roof.

"Ok! I think I figured it out!" Emmett exclaimed, "Is it recording?" the camera frame swung up to Alice's and my face.

"Yes Emmett, that's what the little red light in the front means," I explained.

"What red light?" Suddenly the camera swung around and tried to focus in on Emmett's extremely close close-up. "Oh that one,"

"Ok guys, we only have one window of time for this to work and it's coming up soon so let's go!" Alice brought everyone back to the task at hand. The video continued to play, and Edward continued to stay very still. I was sure this was a bad idea up untill the point where we saw the attack on Mike. The tights brought out the first little giggle, then by the time we got to the end of the video he was holding the back of the couch to keep him standing he was laughing so hard.

"What," laugh, "possiably," laugh and gasp for air, "possed you to" giggles, "do this?" he tried to keep a straight and quiet face while he waited for an answer, but he failed and broke down falling head first over the couch and onto Emmett.

"See Bella, I told you he would love it!" Alice saying I told-you-so excitedly. I don't know why I bet against her, I know she's right.

"Yes you did, but he won't like the reason I'm doing it for," I retorted with out thinking, all of a sudden Edward's playful grunts of wrestling with Emmett ceased and his focus was now on me.

"Bella, would you care to explain then?" Edward asked pointedly.

"Uh oh," Alice whispered.