AN: Hey all! I'm glad you all thought it was funny! It made me feel better thank you!!!! Here is the 2nd chapter its short though. The next Chapie will be longer. And I have a request at the end!

Kiki: Aw, come on Alice what can happen if I don't?

Alice: Lawyers and lots of jail time

Kiki: You're kidding right?

Alice: Think about who you are talking to

Kiki:….Okay fine, Stepheine Meyer is the mighty creator of the Twilight Saga I own nothing expect a lot of stickers, books, t-shirts, and stuff.

Alice: There now you are good. Just need to now update my closet.

Kiki: This could take a while. Lol.

Chapter Two

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Grizzlyman: OKAY WHO POSTED THOSE PICS OF ME ON FACEBOOK?!!!!

LovelylittleAngel: What Pics Uncle Emy?

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Grizzlyman: Me messing around in Rose's closet! WHERE DID THOSE COME FROM?!

LovelylittleAngel: Were you playing dress up Uncle Em?

Grizzlyman: Uh…yeah…

Cantreadmymind: Emmett you worry me sometimes…

Grizzlyman: Bells, any idea?

Cantreadmymind: I would probably try the pixie-size vampire of the family

Grizzlyman: Aliceeeee…..

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LovelylittleAngel: Mommy, what is with Uncle Emmett?

Cantreadmymind:…I dunno honey sometimes I wonder if that bear took some of his brains and the venom didn't grow the parts back.

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CondederateRebel: Ahhh, safe at last…

LovelylittleAngel: Uncle Jazzy?

ConfederateRebel: Uh? Oh Nessie new screenname?

LovelylittleAngel: Yep. Aunt Rose and Daddy made it.

ConfederateRebel: Cute

LovelylittleAngel: Um, Uncle Jazzy, are u okay?

ConfederateRebel: Now. I finally lost your Uncle Em somewhere near Lake Erie

Cantreadmymind: Lake Erie?

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EmoPianoPlayer: I am going to KILL Jake

LovelylittleAngel: HUH?

EmoPianoPlayer: Uh, never mind Sweetie

Cantreadmymind: Hacked your name?

EmoPianoPlayer: Looks like it.

Cantreadmymind: Oh back to Em, how did you guys get to Lake Erie?

ConfederateRebel: Ran duh. I was able to sneak on a boat before Em could get a hold of me. Sigh…looks like I'll have to replace his Jeep

EmoPianoPlayer: I already did 4u. U owe me

ConfederateRebel: Fine with me. Better than Em chasing me

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Cantreadmymind: Impressive Screen name there Alice

LovelylittleAngel: It so cute!

PixieVampireQueenofShopping: Thanks. Just dodged Emmett near the Rocky Mountains again. Thank goodness for a boom in Grizzly Population and his short attention span

Cantreadmymind: The Rockies?!

PixieVampireQueenofShopping: Yeah. He found out I was the one that posted those pics of him going through Rose's closet

EmoPianoPlayer: Nice one Al

PixieVampireQueenofShopping: Thanks 

LovelylittleAngel:… I feel sorry for Uncle Emy

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EmoPianoPlayer: Nice one mom

SuperGrandmaVamp: Hey I'm entitled I have a Grandbaby

LovelylittleAngel: Yep! Me!

SuperGrandmaVamp: Lol. Yes. Anyone see Emmett?

PixieVampireQueenofShopping: Lost him near the Rocky….OMG HE DIDN'T THAT VAMPIRE IS GOING TO DIE!!!!

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SuperGrandmaVamp: What?

EmoPianoPlayer: I saw something involving a large pile of Prada, a can of gas, and a match

LovelylittleAngel: Uh oh, Uncle Emy is going to die today

Cantreadmymind: That sounds about right…

EmoPianoPlayer: Heehee, I gotta see this fight

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Cantreadmymind: Oh boy I'd better make sure they don't ALL kill each other

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SuperGrandmanVamp: Hmmmm, we could go watch them or go watch Wall*E with Grandpa Carlisle what do you say sweetie?

LovelylittleAngel: I wanna see the fight

SuperGrandmaVamp: Lol, me too. Let's go.

LovelylittleAngel: Kay! I'll get the popcorn!

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DoctorGrampVamp:…Where is everybody? I thought we were going to watch Wall*e...and why is there a picture of Emmett in a pink flamingo dress on facebook?!

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WolfGuy: What pics…whoa…okay that is something I never wanted to see…I think I shall go rip my eye balls out now…

DoctorGrampVamp: Jake do u know what is going on?

WolfGuy: Alice posted those and now Emmett is going to BQQ Alice's Prada…man that is wrong that pic realllllyyyy….

DoctorGrampVamp: Alice's Prada? oh boy…

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WolfGuy:….alone again…lonely I am so lonelyyyyy I have nobody….Sweet Vampire fight hahaha…why am I still typing….?

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AN: Giggles. It was short but I added a little more. Chap 3 is almost done tho I need a name of a famous footballer from the South. I don't know any I barely can remember who is on the Steelers half the time. Lol. I like football but I'm not a very active fan. If anybody could please give me one you'll get the Chapter that much sooner…lol. Thanks everybody keep those reviews coming they make me giggle and make me update sooner!!!

Lol,Kiki