AN: Sorry I was going to update this morning but I realized that I saved Chap 3 to my family computer instead of my flash drive. :p. Lol. SO here is Chapter 3 and thanks to Freedomforme for the Footballer!! So wonderful this chapter 4 u!! And thanks to all who review you guys make my day. I am so glad that I make people smile!

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Chapter Three

AlphaDunderMutt has logged on

LovelylittleAngel has logged on

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LovelylittleAngel: Uh, what happened to your screen name Jakey?

Cantreadmymind: ROFL

AlphaDunderMutt: revenge was what happened I'm impressed Eddie

MindReader1917: Leah gave the suggestion

AlphaDunderMutt: Rotten Beta…

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BetaGirl: you called oh-fearless-leader aka AlphaDunderMutt?

AlphaDunderMutter: You are going to pay for this betrayal I hope you realize this.

BetaGirl: Ooo, shaking in my boots.

Cantreadmymind: Force her to go shopping with Alice; she's going shopping to replace all Prada that Emmett burned

BetaGirl: Yeah saw that, how is that guy still alive?

MindReader1917: Easy, after fifteen minutes of running around the state Esme yelled at them both then forced Emmett to give Alice his card. No new games for him for a century or so

BetaGirl: Ouch

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PixieVampireQueenofShopping: No fair! I was planning on a massive shopping spree and I now I can't see anything what the heck?!

AlphaDunderMutt: Simple Leah is now going with you!

BetaGirl: Like H-

MinderReader1917: Kid

Betagirl: e double hockey sticks I am!! NO WAY

AlphaDunderMutt: As the all mighty Alpha I order you to go shopping with Alice

BetaGirl: HEY NO FAIR!! You said you'd never use your Alpha voice!!!!

AlphaDunderMutt: That was BEFORE you hacked my screen name now MOVE IT!!!

PixieVampireQueenofShopping: Ooo sweet! I know just what to buy 4 u 2!!!

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BetaGirl:….grrrrrrrr…..Jake you $%#3*!!!

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Cantreadmymind: Poor Leah…I feel 4 her…AHHH NO ALICE I'M NOT

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MindReader1917: O, that looked like that kinda hurt.

LovelylitteAngel: OH! Mum, Auntie Alice, Auntie Leah, wait 4 me!!! I need 2 go shopping 2!!! I need a new sundress with matching hat in purple!!!!

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MindReader1917: Sigh…it's happened my daughter is a Shopping manic like her Aunt…

AphlaDunderMutt: Yeppy looks like it.

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TheMightyGrizzly: Yo, the girls are all gone shopping what manly things do u guys wanna do till they get back?

MindReader1917: Dare I ask what you have…sigh…Emmett we can't do that you idiot

TheMightyGrizzly: What it was just an idea…

AphlaDunderMutt: What get me drunk or something?

MindReader1917: Pretty much.

AphlaDundermutt: Can't you stupid leech, it burns up too fast.

TheMightyGrizzly: Dang. Oh well. I vote for Football

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TheCuteGuy100: Sweeet I'm in!!

Everyone:…

TheCuteGuy100: What?!

AlphaDunderMutt: What the heck Seth?!

TheCuteGuy100: What? It was Nessie's idea.

TheMightyGrizzly: Yeah...If I were u get a new screen name. Anyway FOOTBALL!!!

ConfederateRebel: Wicked Football I'm in

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DoctorGrampVamp: Sounds like fun, Esme ended up going 2

TheMightyGrizzly: Awesome a really manly game of Football CHARGE!!!

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Everyone:…

MindReader1917: U know, I wonder if Bella's theory about his brain isn't too far off…

ConfederateRebel: Hm, I would have to concur with that…EMMETT YOU ARE NOT USING MY SIGNED JASON JOHNSON FOOTBALLGIVE THAT!!!!

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DoctorGrampVamp: This is this going to probably not going to end well…BOYS!!!

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TheCuteGuy100: Uh ooooh, was that…?

MindReader1917: Esme's garden yes. That WAS her garden. hmmm this is going to be entertaining to see when she gets back…

AlphaDunderMutt: Ooooo that will be more entraining than when pixie chased him!!

MindReader1917: If there is anything left of them.

AlphaDunderMutt: Wanna go watch them get creamed?

TheCuteGuy100: Yeah! I'm going to go get the popcorn!

MindReader1917: Eh, not like we got anything better to do till the girls return…and is it me or have we made a lot of Popcorn lately?!!!

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And that is it!! For now. Lol. I have a start on Chapter 4 and I have no idea where this is going or when it will end which is kinda fun. Lol. Again if u have ideas I'll take them!! Just some good old fashion fun! Heeheeeee….I love Seth.

Emmett: Rigggghhht why do I have a feeling this is going involve torture?