AN: Okay this one is short but full of fun. Lol. It was hard to think of stuff 4 this lol.

Chapter Four

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CrazyMidgetPixieVampire:…okay which wolf hacked my name?!

SandyWolfDelta: My sister as pay back 4 the psycho shopping trip

CrazyMidgetPixieVampire: WHAT? On come on it wasn't "psycho"

DangerMagnetVampire: oh yes it was 5 hours straight shopping and over 20 thousand bucks and did Emmett mess with my username?!

LovelyLittleAngel: So that's what Uncle Em was doing last night. I was too busy getting all my new clothes out of the bags to see what he was doing. I found not only a new sundress in purple with matching hat but yellow 2!

MindReader1917: he's not supposed to be using the computer he's grounded along with Jazz. That's sweet Nessie u'll have 2 show it off later.

DangerMagnetVampire: Yeah, what exactly happened? I didn't get back inside quick enough to catch everything all I know it involved Emmett, Jasper, a signed football and Esme's garden (may it R.I.P).

SandyWolfDelta: Yeah…Emmett stole Jasper's signed ball and so Jasper went after him…

MindReader: And you know those two…sigh, the garden didn't stand chance. Carlisle went to stop them but it was too late. The garden was too far gone…

DangerMagnetVampire: Ah, gotcha. Hey Alice did u see that was going to happen?

CrazyMidgetPixieVampire: No not really…hmmm, super glue and chicken…

LovelyLittleAngel: Huh? What are u plotting Auntie Alice?

CrazyMidgetPixieVampire: Revenge for Esme's Garden…

MindReader1917: Super Gluing a Chicken to his Jeep is not very creative Alice.

CrazyMidgetVampire: Well it's hard we've done almost everything that can be done over the last half-century so give me a break!

LovelyLittleAngel: O! Can I help Auntie Alice! Uncle Em killed my little Tiger Lilly flower plant too!!!

DangerMagnetVampire: Sweetie I don't think that would be…eh, what the heck? Go for it. Any Ideas?

MindReader1917: Bella!

DangerMagnetVampire: What? Emmett derives it.

LovelyLittleAngel: Something that involves pink paint!

CrazyMidgetVampire: Yessss…come Nessie we have plotting to do!

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SandyWolfDelta: Hmm…I should get in on this…

DangerMagnetVampire: Seth!

SandyWolfDelta: What? I'm Bored!

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AlphaWolfMan: What is going on? I came in and Nessie ran past me without a Hi carrying a bucket of Pink paint with Alice behind her with a huge bucket of Glitter and I mean huge!

MindReader1917: Dang…what r they going to do with all that?!

SandyWolfDelta: How much Glitter do u mean?

AlphaWolfMan: Like a 5 gallon bucket.

SandyWolfDelta:……

DangerMagnetVampire: Wow that is a lot of glitter…

MindReader1917: Ha, I know what they're going to do

AlphaWolfMan: What?

MindReader1917: Dolling up Emmett's "man" Jeep

DangerMagnetVampire: HAHAA!! I'll go get a plate that says Barbie!

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SuperGrandmaVamp: Can anyone tell me why Nessie and Alice have a gallon of Pink Paint and a 5 gal bucket of Glitter and why Bella is singing the Barbie Girl song?

MindReader1917: They are going to avenge the garden by making Emmett's Jeep a Barbie Jeep.

SuperGrandmaVamp: Sweet! I wonder if they need help?

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MindReader1917: MOM!

SandyWolfDelta: Hahaaaa, I love ur mom. She rocks.

MindReader1917: She does have her moments. I think I'm going to make sure they don't go too far.

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SandyWolfDelta: Hey Jake wanna help them go too far?

AlphaWolfMan: Excellent plan let's go

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AN: I wasn't sure what kind of prank 2 do then it hit me: pink paint. Lol. This is going to have some funny results. Lol. Oh, and just realized that Rose hasn't been her for 3 chapters now. Oops. Lol. Rose is not my fave Cullen and harder to write (4 me at least) but I'll make sure to have her back in the next Chapter. Lol.