AN: Thanks to for the suggestion! I forgot almost about that!! Lol. Enjoy. OH and F.Y.I have nothing against blondes 2 of my best friends are blondes it's just part of the story. (Though I do dislike Paris Hilton a great deal….) Enjoy! (ask tim for nicknames from S&Wolves)

Chapter Five

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GirlyManVamp: Oh right like painting my Jeep pink wasn't enough!!!!

BetaGirl: Sorry Big guy I couldn't help myself heeheee….

EmoBlondie: Em I understand but why me?

BetaGirl: Just because.

GlitterPixie: Ahhh, another great prank

QueenofPink: And my 1st!

WutheringHeightsAddict: Lol. Yes u 2 out did yourselves

AlphaWolfMan: Great job Nessie!

MindReader1917: Though I think the Barbie plate was a great touch

WutheringHeightsAddict: Thanks love. :)

EmoBlondie: Yes ladies you did a great job

QueenofPink: Thanks Uncle Jazzy!

GirlyManVamp: (mutters curse mutters)

MindReader1917: Oh get over it Em you asked 4 it

GirlyManVamp: HEY I WASN'T THE ONLY ONE WHO DESTROYED THAT GARDEN!!!!

GlitterPixie: Yeah, if u hadn't of stolen his prized football he wouldn't of chased u in the yard in the 1st place! Duh.

EmoBlondie: Yeah.

GirlyManVamp: Whatever.

QueenofPink: Aww, Uncle Em, wanna go watch the Monster Truck rally and eat Gummy bears w/ me?

GirlyManVamp: Yeah. Lets go!

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BetaGirl: Ooo, Gummy Bears….

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AphlaWolfMan: Okay that was unexpected.

EmoBlondie: Very

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BMWBabe: U know Bella your theory about Em's brain is getting more sound every day…

MindReader1917: That's what I said. What…oh heck no

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WutheringHeightsAddict: What?

GlitterPixie: Em is trying to introduce Nessie to RAW Wrestling

WutheringHeightsAddict: OH for the love of!

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GlitterPixie:…Rose remind me again why you love that guy?

BMWBabe: It was the dimples

EmoBlondie:…..yeah…

GlitterPixie: Oh! Jazz we had to go through your closet again!

EmoBlondie:?! Al we did that last week!

GlitterPixie: Yeah last week! Come on!

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AlphaWolfMan: Good luck

EmoBlondie: eh, thanks

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AlphaWolfMan:…….

BMWBabe:……

AlphaWolfMan:…….

BMWBabe:……

AlphaWolfMan:…….

BMWBabe:……

AlphaWolfMan:Okay I got one! What did the blonde say when she saw the sign in front of the YMCA?

BMWBabe: I give what?

AlphaWolfMan: "Look they spelled MACY'S wrong!"

BMWBabe: (rolls eyes) Lame one Doggie boy

AlphaWolfMan: Fine. Here's one you'll defiantly appreciate: Two blondes lock their keys in the car. One of the blondes tries to break into the car while the other one watches.
Finally the first blonde says "Darn, I can't get in the car!" The other blond replies, "keep trying, it looks like it is going to rain and the top is down".

BMWBabe: Hahahaa. Yeah really. Keep trying mutt.

AlphaWolfMan: Okay. Even Better: Did you hear about the blonde who stood in front of a mirror with her eyes closed?
BMWBabe: Sigh why?

AphlaWolfMan: She wanted to see what she looked like asleep.

BMWBabe: *snort* …uh oh

AphlaWolfMan: Did I just hear the almighty Blonde SNORT!?

BMWBabe: U can't prove that!!! \
AphlaWolfMan: Yeah I can I got the web cam on! Heehee

BMWBabe: GIVE ME THAT DOG OR I WILL DISEMBOWEL U!

AphlaWolfMan: HAHAHA CATCH ME FIRST BARBIE!!!

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Yes sadly that was short I was running out of ideas if u didn't notice. I'm going to sit on this for a few days to see what I can figure out and if not, I'll end it in 1 or 2 chapters to keep it good. Ideas are welcome as always as well as reviews!!! Thanks all,

Kiki

Ps- all jokes I had I found at coolblondejokes dot com. Lol. I'm not that good. *winks*