AN: Hey love out to Freedomforme for the idea I changed it up a little!! Lol. Sorry been a long few days so here is now the new chapter!!!
Chapter Six
AlphaWolfMan has logged on
WutheringHeightsAddict has logged on
GirlMechanicBlonde has logged on
WutheringHeightsAddict: Oh good the two people I wanted to talk to
GirlMechanicBlonde: What do you need little sister?
AlphaWolfMan: What's up Bells?
WutheringHeightsAddict: It's Edward's Volvo
SuperDadVamp has logged on and is invisible to everyone
GirlMechanicBlonde: What about him?
WutheringHeightsAddict: Don't you think…I dunno outdated?
SuperDadVamp: uh?
AphlaWolfMan: Yeah I see what you mean; you've put him through the ringer, lots of miles…
GirlMechanicBlonde: Hmm, couldn't hurt to trade in for something new
SuperDadVamp:…WHAT?
WutheringHeightsAddict: Right, any suggestions?
AlphaWolfMan: Hmm, I have a catalog if you want to go through it
GirlMachanicBlonde: Tanya just got a new one you should ask her too she might even take him
SuperDadVamp: TANYA YOU'RE TRADING ME TO TANYA?!!!!!
AlphaWolfMan: yeah saw her new one on Facebook I wouldn't go to her for advice, go online tons of good sites
WutheringHeightsAddict: Ooo, good idea Jacob I could order a custom job
SuperDadVamp: CUSTOM JOB?!!!
GirlMechanicBlonde: o, Bella u'd better be careful we don't wanna tip off Edward
WutheringHeightsAddict No worries I put up my shield he won't know until I get it done
SuperDadVamp is now visible
SuperDadVamp: BELLA WHY?!!! WHAT DID I DO?!!!
WutheringHeightsAddict: Edward what are u talking about?
SuperDadVamp: r u not trading me in for someone new? : (
AlphaWolfMan /GirlMechanic: …..HAHAHAHHAA ROFL!!!!!!!!!!!!
WutheringHightsAddict: What? Oh Edward did you just come in!! Oh for the love of everything holy no!
SuperDadVamp:…Are u sure? I didn't do anything to make you stop loving me that u would give me to Tanya
WutheringHeightAddict: NO! Edward!
AphlaWolfMan: Ahhahahahah, somebody is insecure!!!
GirlMechanicBlonde: LOL
WutheringHeightsAddict: Shut up u 2!
SuperDadVamp: Is that it?!
WutheringHeightAddict: NO EDWARD WE WERE TALKING ABOUT THE VOLVO!!!
SuperDadVamp: Really?
WutheringHeightsAddict: YES!!!!
SuperDadVamp:….oh…
GirlMechanicBlonde: I love your power Bella it makes things so much more fun now heehee…
AlphaWolfMan: Yeah, this is great pay back for my user name heeeheee….
WutheringHeightsAddict: Sigh, Come on Edward let's go get a new car (can't believe I just typed that…oh well)
SuperDadVamp: lol. Sounds good to me!
WutheringHeightsAddict: Hmm, and maybe we can have some fun after that eh?
AlphaWolfMan: BLAH Bells! Do u mind?
WutheringHeightsAddicts: Nope! Let's go!
SuperDadVamp: Right behind u bella my love!
SuperDadVamp and WutheringHeightsAddict have logged off
AlphaWolfMan: ….
GirlMechanicBlonde:…Great here we go again…
AlphaWolfMan: …OK! Got one!
GirlMechanicBlonde: Joy to the world what is it Mutt get it over with
AlphaWolfMan: A blonde went to the appliance store sale and found a bargain. "I would like to buy this TV," she told the salesman. "Sorry, we don't sell to blondes," he replied.
GirlMechanicBlonde: Heard it.
AlphaWolfMan: Okayyyy fine uh…okay! What do you call a blonde in the freezer?
GirlMechanicBlonde: A Frosted Flake try again dog.
AlphaWolfMan: A blonde and brunette a both jump off a cliff at the same time. Which one will hit the bottom first?
GirlMechanicBlonde: The Brunette because the Blonde has to ask for directions…Give it up Dog, I've heard them all between Edward & Jasper and once in a while when he's really being dumb Emmett.
AlphaWolfMan: Well…okay fine I will think of a joke that will get u! In the mean while…
GirlMechanicBlonde: what are u doing Jake?!
AlphaWolfMan: Oh nothing…
GirlMechanicBlonde: Oh really then why can I hear Edward Laughing DOG!!!
AlphaWolfMan: Srry g2g!
AlphaWolfMan has logged off
GirlMechanicBlonde:…that dog is lucky that Nessie loves him…hisssssss….
GirlMechanicBlonde has logged off
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AN: Again I wish to state that I have nothing against blondes and that I got this lot from jokes dot com. Lol. Heehee this chapter wasn't as good but I have a few little ideas for the next one to make it funnier. Though if people have ideas I will take them and give credit! Lol.
Lol,Kiki
