AN: Hey love out to Freedomforme for the idea I changed it up a little!! Lol. Sorry been a long few days so here is now the new chapter!!!

Chapter Six

AlphaWolfMan has logged on

WutheringHeightsAddict has logged on

GirlMechanicBlonde has logged on

WutheringHeightsAddict: Oh good the two people I wanted to talk to

GirlMechanicBlonde: What do you need little sister?

AlphaWolfMan: What's up Bells?

WutheringHeightsAddict: It's Edward's Volvo

SuperDadVamp has logged on and is invisible to everyone

GirlMechanicBlonde: What about him?

WutheringHeightsAddict: Don't you think…I dunno outdated?

SuperDadVamp: uh?

AphlaWolfMan: Yeah I see what you mean; you've put him through the ringer, lots of miles…

GirlMechanicBlonde: Hmm, couldn't hurt to trade in for something new

SuperDadVamp:…WHAT?

WutheringHeightsAddict: Right, any suggestions?

AlphaWolfMan: Hmm, I have a catalog if you want to go through it

GirlMachanicBlonde: Tanya just got a new one you should ask her too she might even take him

SuperDadVamp: TANYA YOU'RE TRADING ME TO TANYA?!!!!!

AlphaWolfMan: yeah saw her new one on Facebook I wouldn't go to her for advice, go online tons of good sites

WutheringHeightsAddict: Ooo, good idea Jacob I could order a custom job

SuperDadVamp: CUSTOM JOB?!!!

GirlMechanicBlonde: o, Bella u'd better be careful we don't wanna tip off Edward

WutheringHeightsAddict No worries I put up my shield he won't know until I get it done

SuperDadVamp is now visible

SuperDadVamp: BELLA WHY?!!! WHAT DID I DO?!!!

WutheringHeightsAddict: Edward what are u talking about?

SuperDadVamp: r u not trading me in for someone new? : (

AlphaWolfMan /GirlMechanic: …..HAHAHAHHAA ROFL!!!!!!!!!!!!

WutheringHightsAddict: What? Oh Edward did you just come in!! Oh for the love of everything holy no!

SuperDadVamp:…Are u sure? I didn't do anything to make you stop loving me that u would give me to Tanya

WutheringHeightAddict: NO! Edward!

AphlaWolfMan: Ahhahahahah, somebody is insecure!!!

GirlMechanicBlonde: LOL

WutheringHeightsAddict: Shut up u 2!

SuperDadVamp: Is that it?!

WutheringHeightAddict: NO EDWARD WE WERE TALKING ABOUT THE VOLVO!!!

SuperDadVamp: Really?

WutheringHeightsAddict: YES!!!!

SuperDadVamp:….oh…

GirlMechanicBlonde: I love your power Bella it makes things so much more fun now heehee…

AlphaWolfMan: Yeah, this is great pay back for my user name heeeheee….

WutheringHeightsAddict: Sigh, Come on Edward let's go get a new car (can't believe I just typed that…oh well)

SuperDadVamp: lol. Sounds good to me!

WutheringHeightsAddict: Hmm, and maybe we can have some fun after that eh?

AlphaWolfMan: BLAH Bells! Do u mind?

WutheringHeightsAddicts: Nope! Let's go!

SuperDadVamp: Right behind u bella my love!

SuperDadVamp and WutheringHeightsAddict have logged off

AlphaWolfMan: ….

GirlMechanicBlonde:…Great here we go again…

AlphaWolfMan: …OK! Got one!

GirlMechanicBlonde: Joy to the world what is it Mutt get it over with

AlphaWolfMan: A blonde went to the appliance store sale and found a bargain. "I would like to buy this TV," she told the salesman. "Sorry, we don't sell to blondes," he replied.

GirlMechanicBlonde: Heard it.

AlphaWolfMan: Okayyyy fine uh…okay! What do you call a blonde in the freezer?

GirlMechanicBlonde: A Frosted Flake try again dog.

AlphaWolfMan: A blonde and brunette a both jump off a cliff at the same time. Which one will hit the bottom first?

GirlMechanicBlonde: The Brunette because the Blonde has to ask for directions…Give it up Dog, I've heard them all between Edward & Jasper and once in a while when he's really being dumb Emmett.

AlphaWolfMan: Well…okay fine I will think of a joke that will get u! In the mean while…

GirlMechanicBlonde: what are u doing Jake?!

AlphaWolfMan: Oh nothing…

GirlMechanicBlonde: Oh really then why can I hear Edward Laughing DOG!!!

AlphaWolfMan: Srry g2g!

AlphaWolfMan has logged off

GirlMechanicBlonde:…that dog is lucky that Nessie loves him…hisssssss….

GirlMechanicBlonde has logged off

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AN: Again I wish to state that I have nothing against blondes and that I got this lot from jokes dot com. Lol. Heehee this chapter wasn't as good but I have a few little ideas for the next one to make it funnier. Though if people have ideas I will take them and give credit! Lol.

Lol,Kiki