AN: Hey, I know I've been on a break, I had my PRAXIS exams (biggest legal scam ever) plus I have a big homework load this semester. Here are my special ed. Movie chapters. This being Harry Potter (I love both so no comments I don't wanna hear it, Apples and oranges people Apples and oranges!!!) the next one will be Transformers so enjoy the parody goodness. Lol.

Alice: Oh Kiki…u forgot something 4 the last few chapters…

Kiki-I did? *whistles*

Alice- You forgot the disclaimer

Kiki_hmm…I was hit by a memory charm when my wand backfired?

Alice- Nice try, say it or I will go all Bat bogey hex on u

Kiki_ ALRIGHT! Pushy little…I don't own the Great Twilight Saga or the legendary Harry Potter series they belong to the great queens of fantasy writing, Stephiene Meyer and J.K. Rowling.

Alice- good now, that I have a chance I want to go and go all Levicorpus on Emmett heehee…

Kiki-hmm…not a bad idea. ;)

Chapter 7: Harry Potter Magic

LunaLovegoodrocks has logged on (nessie)

Voldermontgotsnothin_onme has logged on (Emmett)

FireBoltChick has logged on (Rose)

Werewolf_lover has logged on (jake of course)

MotherWeasley has logged on (Esme)

EmoPotteris_islame has logged on (jasper)

Ifeel4HermonieGranger has logged on (Bella)

Hufflepuff_student has logged on (heeheee just guess)

Hufflepuff_student- fantastic name there Jake what is with all this?

LunaLovegoodrocks- Harry Potter and the Half-blood prince the movie is coming out! Lol. I went and made everything Harry Potter themed!

Ifeel4HermonieGranger- Ahhhh. Gotcha. But I don't get Jasper's

EmoPotteris_lame- Order of the phoenix. That one annoys me he's all acting so emo HA! Like he knows anything about being emo

Voldermontgotsnothin_onme- Yeah Jasper we all know about how you are an expert on the emo market there bro.

EmoPotteris_lame- Shut it Em.

Ifeel4HermonieGranger- okay makes sense (sort of) so okay why is dad hufflepuff student?

LunaLovegoodrocks-Because dad is a hufflepuff we did a sorting hat quiz and that's the house he was in

Voldermortgotsnothin_onme- what not out there for the over-dramatic know-it-all Ravenclaw

Hufflepuff_student-whatever

LunaLovegoodrocks- daddy also looks like that one character from Goblet of fire

Voldermontgotsnothin_onme- oh the one that died?

Lunalovegoodrocks-yep

Voldermortgotsnothin_onme- oh reallyyy? Heehee

Voldermortgotsnothin_onme has hacked into Hufflepuff_student's profile

Hufflepuff_student- HEY

Hufflepuff_student is now CedricDiggoryisnowaZombieVamp

FireboltChick and EmoPotteris_lame and Werewolf_lover- ROFL

Lunalovegoodrocks- Sigh…

Ifeel4HermonieGranger- Just ignore them sweetheart it's a boy thing…

Lunalovegoodrocks-I know mum I know…

CedricDiggoryisnowaZombieVamp has hacked Voldermortgotsnothin_onme's profile

Voldermortgotsnothin_onme- YOU-!!

Voldermortgotsnothin_onme is now FlobberwormEater

FlobberwormEater- oh reallllly clever Ed

TheGreatAlice has logged on

Lunalovegoodrocks- that's not a very creative name Aunt Alice

TheGreatAlice: Uh? OH HP theme 'kay

TheGreatAlice is now Trelawneycankissmycrystalball

CedricDiggoryisnowaZombieVamp- Nice

Werewolf_lover-totally

FireBoltChick: Really Mutt was that the best you could come up with?

Werewolf_lover- So? At least my makes sense you'd never fly too scared to mess up your presious hair Blondie

FireBoltChick has hacked Werewolf_lover's profile

Werewolf_lover- NOOOO!!!

Werewolf_lover is now FluffyPygmyPuffinPink

FluffyPygmyPuffinPink- there is but one word I can think 4 you right now Rose…

Auror_WerewolfChick has logged on

Auror_WerewolfChick- hey

FluffyPygmyPuffinPink-……. No comment…

Auror_WerewolfChick- What?

FluffyPygmyPuffinPink- nothing I would like to live thanks

CedricDiggoryisnowaZombieVamp- heehee, smart move there Jake

FluffyPygmyPuffinPink- yeah well got to go relive Seth but be4 I do…

FluffyPygmyPuffinPink has hacked FireboltChick's profile

FireboltChick is now TheHungarianHornTailDragonLady

FluffyPygmyPuffinPink- BWHAHAHAHA SEE YA SUCKER!

FluffyPygmyPuffinPink has logged off

TheHungarianHornTailDragonLady- YOU DIRTY MUTT!

TheHungarianHornTailDragonLady has logged off

Ifeel4HermonieGranger- oh for the love of Hogwarts…

EmoPotteris_lame- Hey mum surprised you haven't said anything

MotherWeasley -

CedricDiggoryisnowaZombieVamp-Mum?

FlobberwormEater- Do u think she like died or something

Ifeel4HermonieGranger-…oie the mental compactly of a teaspoon…

Trelawneycankissmycrystalball- really, she's reading a book and didn't realize she was logged on! Go on and ding her Nessie

Lunalovegoodrocks- kay!

DING!!!!

MotherWeasley - hmm? What?

Lunalovegoodrocks- um, granny you've been logged on for the last 10 minutes or so

MotherWeasley - really oops! Hey would you like to help me make a snitch cake Nessie?

Lunalovegoodrocks-SURE! And we can put Bernie Bolt's every flavored beans on them!

MotherWeasley and Lunalovegoodrocks have logged off

Auror_WerewolfChick- sounds yummy later lame vamps!

Auror_WerewolfChick has logged off

FlobberwormEater- Really?

EmoPotteris_lame- Talk about to each their own, I've seen the flavors yuck not even if I was human

CedricDiggoryisnowaZombieVamp- ditto

Ifeel4HermonieGranger- Eh, they're not that bad

CedricDiggoryisnowaZombieVamp- let me guess: your fave flavor was the dirt one

Ifeel4HermonieGranger- maybbeee

CedricDiggoryisnowaZombieVamp- lol

FlobberwormEater- Yeah okay whatever Jazz u, me, and wizard's chest now

EmoPotteris_lame- Right kay let's go I needto kick your butt then go ride my new bike

EmoPotteris_lame has logged off

FlobberwormEater- who will kick who's butt now?

FlobberwormEater has logged off

Trelawneycankissmycrystalball – hmmm, those Quidditch robes gave me an idea come Bella

Trelawneycankissmycrystalball has logged off

Ifeel4HermonieGranger- damn

CedricDiggoryisnowaZombieVamp- What was that in Alice's head?

Ifeel4HermonieGranger- probably the next new fashion craze

CedricDiggoryisnowaZombieVamp- no the other bit what did you do?

Ifeel4HermonieGranger-oh I kinda scratched her porche so now I'm stuck being her fashion dummy for payback

CedricDiggoryisnowaZombieVamp- ah…want me to kidnap you?

Ifeel4HermonieGranger- YES!

CedricDiggoryisnowaZombieVamp and Ifeel4HermonieGranger have logged off

BuckBeakwouldbemypet and HealerVamp have logged on

BuckBeakwouldbemypet- hey doc, any idea on why Alice tackled Bella and threw Edward out a window?

HealerVamp- No idea and it's gotten to the point if it doesn't destroy anything I don't ask

BuckBeakwouldbemypet- good philosophy I need to remember that one… ooo I smell Cake!

BuckBeakwouldbemypet has logged off

HealerVamp- why am I almost always the last one here? Sigh…

HealerVamp has logged off

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Ta-da! Sorry it got a little lame at the end I began running out of ideas. I was going to do Transformers first but the jokes were harder to do so I did HP first. Lol. Next time will be transformers and I will maybe update next Sat. Depends on my homework load.

Later,

Kiki

P.s- that Movie HBP ROCKED!! Though 2 complaints they missed key points that will get them in trouble with the next 2 and also ONE STINKIN' KISS ON THE LIPS REALLY? IT WAS EVEN MUCH OF ONE LIGHT TOUCH OF THE LIPS WE HAVE BEEN WAITING FOR THIS FOR HOW LONG AND ALL HARRY AND GINNY DO IS ONE LITTLE KISS REALLY?!!!!

*cough* sorry just had to get that out of my system. Lol.