AN: HELLO EVERYBODY!!! Let's get right to it!

Emmett: AH hm

Kiki: Emmett where is Alice?

Emmett: Said something about a sale at Channel or something fancy place like that

Kiki: I think you mean Chanel. Oh, so you are doing this one eh?

Emmett: Yeah, so say it so we can get back 2 playing Halo 3

Kiki: Alright, Alright, I do not own Transformers or Twilight, I love them but I'm better off writing about Dragons than Robots or Vampires. I'll stick to just playing with them. ;)

Emmett: Okay now can we go?!

Kiki: YES Impatient vamp

Emmett- Yay!

Chapter 7

Transformers special ed.

OPTIMISPRIME has logged on (Emmett)

Wheeler_is_lol has logged on (Nessie)

Arcee has logged in (Rose)

Jazz_autobot has logged in (Yeah, Jasper lol)

Ratchet has logged on (Carlisle)

BumbleBee has logged on (Bella)

BumbleBee_ OKAY WHAT THE HECK?

Wheeler_is_lol-Uncle Emmett and I saw Transformers 2 last night

Jazz_autobot- Ah…thought so.

OPTIMISPRIME- IT WAS EPIC!

BumbleBee- not that I am complaining or anything but why am I Bumblebee? Alice should be I don't have a yellow car

OPTIMISPRIME- Eh, good point

Bumblebee is now StarStream

StarScream- Oh gee thanks Emmett a Decepticon?

OPTIMSPRIME- I AM OPTIMS PRIME DO NOT AGRUE WITH ME PUNY VAMPIRE!!

Arcee- NOW there's a funny movie idea, Vampires vs. Alien robots

Wheeler_is_lol- lol! U could sub 4 Mikaela Auntie Rose! U much prettier!

Arcee- Thank you sweetheart

OPTIMISPRIME- kiss up

Wheeler_is_lol- :P

Jazz_autobot- Nice.

BumbleBeeistheBest has logged on

BumbleBeeistheBest- (shots dart gun) hahaha, I blew u up

OPTMISPRIME- (yanks off dart) oh yeah This means war pixie!

BumbleBeeistheBest- Bumble bee to u, lame-o

OPTMISPRIME – FINE

OPTIMISPRIME is away from computer

Ratchet- Em, just remember Esme's garden don't do anything too overboard

Jazz_autobot- Hmmm…

Jazz_autobot is away from computer

Wheeler_is_lol- hmmm….wait for me Uncle Jazz!!

Wheeler_is_lol is away from computer

Sideswipe_autobot has logged on

Sideswipe_autobot- Okay, NOW what is going on? Jasper and Nessie just ran past me singing the new "Transformers" theme in their heads. And Alice why do you have a dart gun…never mind…

BumbleBeeistheBest- Lol

StarScream- Sigh…what are they plotting? (dart hits back of head)

StarScream- …OKAY WHO DID THAT!

OPTMISPRIME has returned

OPTMISPRIME- HAHAHHA!!!! TAKE THAT!!! Oh wait, sorry lil sis oops….NO WAIT BELLAAAA!!!! NOOOO….

OPTMISPRIME has logged off

StarScream has logged off

Sideswipe_autobot- Nice. Don't kill him Bella

Arcee- Yeah. (gets hit on nose by dart gun)

BumbleBeeistheBest- giggles I got u.

Arcee- Okayyy, that's it! I'm getting a nerf blaster!

Arcee has logged off

BumbleBeeistheBest- uh-oh

Sideswipe_autobot- Hmm, I'd run if I were u alice

BumbleBeeistheBest- YIKES!

BumblebeeistheBest has logged off

BeastWars has logged on

BeastWars- wow that is one big nerf blaster…did Blondie add a small air pump to that?

Sideswipe_autobot- yeah. One of Emmett's. He's got a bunch that he's tinkered with over the years…HEY (was hit in the forehead)

Jazz_autobot and Wheeler_is_lol have returned

Wheeler_is_lol- hahaha! We got u daddy

Jazz_autobot- Great Shot Nessie

BeastWars- ROFLMAO

Sideswipe_autobot- haha yeah yeah nice one Nessie

Wheeler_is_lol- thanks heehee (shots at mom who is still chasing Uncle with a REALLY big nerf gun) HA! One Decepticon down

Sideswipe_autobot- Okay then in that case why did you shoot me? I'm an autobot!

Wheeler_is_lol- simple Uncle Jazz calls it Friendly fire

Sideswipe_autobot- oh realllyyyy

Jazz_autobot- What? I'm teaching the finer points of warfare

Sideswipe_autobot- by shooting her allies? Really Jazz?

BeastWars- Heehee I think it's a cool idea

Wheeler_is_lol- um, Jakey

BeastWars- Yeah Nessie?

Wheeler_is_lol- (shots him)

BeastWars- HEY

Sideswipe_autobot/Jazz_autobot- HAHAHA!

Wheeler_is_lol- Sorry Jake u didn't declare which side u on

BeastWars- AUTOBOT AUTOBOT

Ratchet- …umm, autobot?

Wheeler_is_lol- LOL Grandpa, you're good I made you Ratchet he's the doctor of the group

Ratchet- Oh good (gets shot by wife) HEY ESME WHY?

(off computer) "Because it's fun to play a bad guy once in a while"

Jazz_autobot- HA, nice mom (get hit in the head by mom)

BeastWars- Nice

Wheeler_is_lol- Are you going to take that Grandpa come on!

Wheeler_is_lol has logged off dragging Ratchet with her

Jazz_autobot- well this is highly entertaining (gets hit in the back by Leah) WHY YOU!

Jazz_autobot has logged off

AutoBotKid has logged on

AutoBotKid- What is with all the nerf darts?

Sidewipe_autobot- A theme that has gotten out of control and has taken over the real world…

AutobotKid-ohhhh and Jake

BeastWars- Yeah? (hits in the forehead again)

AutoBotKid- FORGOT TO DECLARE YOURSELF! DECEPTICON!

BeastWars- THAT'S I WILL GO TO THE DARK SIDE IF IT MEANS I CAN SHOOT U!!! THIS IS WAR SETH!!!

AutoBotKid- HAHA! IF U CAN GET PAST PRIME! HAHAHA!!!

BeastWars has logged off

AutobotKid has logged off

Sideswipe_autobot- hmm, to join or not to join… (gets hit in the back of head by Leah)

Sideswipe_autobot- Join. LEAH YOU ARE GOING DOWN!!!!

Sideswipe_autobot has logged off

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Not originally how I planned it but came out funny (to me) all the same. Heehee, next chapter hopefully next week. If anyone has ideas or themes or whatever they want I'll take them. Lol. I really have nothing for the next one so I'll take anything anybody's got.

Emmett- Ohhhh Kikiiiiii

Kiki_ What?

(SMACK)

Emmett- Got ya

Kiki: ….Okay even though u are autobot, I'M GOING TO DESTORY YOU ANYWAY

Emmett- AHAHAHHAHAHAA!!!

Kiki: YOU!!!

Lol, Kiki