AN: Lol, thanks everyone for the reviews! Glad that someone likes my random/slapstick comedy sense of humor. ;) Sorry for the wait so here is the new chapter it has a mix of some of the suggestions but with a mostly Pirates of the Caribbean theme! Thanks again to PaddingtonBear0219! I had to watch them again it's been so long lol. I love those movies… Oh and btw, I wrote a poem about being a twilight fan or in the sense the whole of fandom so if you could read it and review I'd love that! Anyway, here we go!

Kiki: Okay Emmett, you now must surrender and join my crew of Pirates!

Emmett: Why would I do that?

Kiki: I have your precious teddy bear.

Emmett: NOOOOO!! Dang it! Fine. But you must do the disclaimer!

Kiki: Fine. I don't own Pirates of the Caribbean or Twilight; they belong to Disney and the Great Queen Vampire of Romance Stepheine Meyer.

Emmett: okay cool I need a cool pirate name…

Kiki: *snickers* this may take a while pirates aren't that creative when it comes to names as Captain Jack pointed out

Emmett- HA I know Emmett the Strong

Kiki_ Yep he was right. *sigh* lol

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Cullen Chat Room Chaos

Chapter 9

CAPTAINJackSparrow has logged on (Emmett)

ElizabethSWAN has logged on (if u can't guess then you're sad)

QueenoftheVampPirates has logged on (Nessie)

CuterthanOrlandoBloom has logged on (Edward. lol I could debate that one…lol they are equal cute okay, Rob and Orlando *lol* both very sexy!)

theBlackPearlismine has logged on (Rosalie)

PixiePirateVamp (Alice)

Cottons_ Parrot (Seth)

Crakenismine (Jake)

CaptainJasper (yeah need I type it?)

Dontletyourkidsgrowup2bepirates (esme LOL)

Cottons_ Parrot- Okay, let me guess, someone watched all 3 Pirates of the Caribbean Movies last night?

QueenoftheVampPirates- Yep! Oops I mean Aye!

Cottons_ Parrot- sweeeet. Wait, not sweet why am I cotton's parrot?!

Crakenismine- Simple you're a little minion that doesn't get to say a lot

Cottons_Parrot- …gee thanks oh fearless leader

QueenoftheVampPirates- its okay Seth. Cotton's parrot is cool!

CAPTAINJackSparrow- yeah yeah whatever TIME TO DECLARE ALLIANCES!!!! WHO'S WITH ME?!!!!

Everyone:…….. *cricket chirping*

CAPTAINJackSparrow- what? If you don't declare yourselves I will do something extra annoying…

Everyone: Parlay

CAPTAINJackSparrow: ….Really guys? I AM the captain that's totally pointless!
QueenoftheVampPirates- But it's fun 2 say! Parlay parlay parlay parlay…

CAPTAINJackSparrow: Okay new pirate rule: NO PARALLY!!! Bloody French words…

PixiePirateVamp: Really Em, what's the point? We're just going to end up chasing each other around like last time

CAPTAINJackSparrow: Exactly! Fun much?

CuterthanOrlandoBloom- Em, you have a one track mind…

CaptainJasper: And now you're just figuring this out?

CuterthanOrlandoBloom- whatever

QueenoftheVampPirates- hmmm, now that I watch the movies again and think about it…Orlando Bloom is hot!

Crakenismine: UH? Not hotter than me right?

QueenoftheVampPirates- *rolls eyes* Jakey nobody is hotter than you! You're a werewolf and werewolves have a high temp

Cottons_Parrot- LOL

Crakenismimne – shove it Seth, I didn't mean temperature wise I meant look wise, Come on who do you think is better looking?

QueenoftheVampPirates- hmmm, Can I get back 2 u on that?

ElizabethSWAN/ theBlackPearlismine/ CuterthanOrlandoBloom- ROFL

Crakenismine- jee thanks nessie love u 2. :(

Crakenismine has logged off

QueenoftheVampirates- OH brother. Jake is sad. Sigh I'd better go cheer him up…

QueenoftheVampPirates has logged off

heBlackPearlismine: Ahhhh, that was deeply satisfying

CAPTAINJackSparrow:…Okay whatever. SWORD TIME!!!

Dontletyourkidsgrowup2bepirates- Absolutely not. No sword fighting in this house! OR outside for that matter!

CAPTAINJackSparrow- What?! I am a pirate and Pirates sword fights!!! And we don't have our mums ordering us around either

Everyone: Ooooooo

PixiePirateVamp: Heehee, don't have 2b me 2 know what's comin'

Dontletyourkidsgrowup2bepirates- What was that Emmett McCarthy Cullen?

CAPTAINJackSparrow- nothing mommy.

Dontletyourkidsgrowup2bepirates- That's what I thought.

CuterthanOrlandoBloom/CaptainJasper/ Cottons_Parrot: *snickers*

CAPTAINJackSparrow- great now what I am going to do…OH I KNOW!!!

CAPTAINJackSparrow has logged off

CuterthanOrlandoBloom- Yeah, how's about we retire to our own little island Ms. Swan before he gets back?

ElizabethSWAN- Sounds good to me! Lol.

CuterthanOrlandoBloom and ElizabethSWAN have logged off

Cottons_Parrot- aw yet again urgh

CaptainJasper- Tell me about it

CAPTAINJackSparrow has logged on

CAPTAINJackSparrow- heeheee…

CaptainJasper- Okay find I will probably regret this but what did u do and why do you have a jar of dirt?

CAPTAINJackSparrow- My jar of dirt!!!

CaptainJasper- okay I get that but WHY?

CAPTAINJackSparrow- hmmm, we need rum

theBlackPearlismine- Emmettttttt

CaptainJasper- Emmett, you're a vampire you can't get drunk and again what is w/ the jar of dirt?!

Cottons_Parrot: Yeah dude why?

CAPTAINJackSparrow- that is for the capt to know and for the other fake capt to never find out. :p

CaptainJasper- Fake captain?

PixiePirateVamp: Don't worry he's about 2 get it.

BewareofScurvy has logged on (Carlisle)

BewareofScurvy: Anyone know were my priceless Spanish doubloons have gone?!

QueenoftheVampPirates has logged on

QueenoftheVampPirates: We're pirates Grandpa so we had to bury our gold!

CAPTAINJackSparrow- Oh bugger.

Dontletyourkidsgrowup2bepirates: Emmett where are they?

CAPTAINJackSparrow- Ummmm…parlay?

PixiePirateVamp- Nice try dude NO Parlay remember?

CAPTAINJackSparrow: Drat.

BewareofScurvy: EMMETT I want to know where they have gone NOW

QueenoftheVampPirates- they haven't gone anywhere!

Everyone: Huh?

QueenoftheVampPriates- You see, if they were where they were supposed to be buried and not in a study like they were they haven't gone away expect back to the place they first started at, er, belonged at as it were. Though they could never be back where they belong for that was Spain so therefore they are forever lost technically. Unless they go back 2 Spain.

Everyone:…

CaptainJasper: What kind of logic is that?

QueenoftheVampPirates- Pirate Logic

theBlackPearlismine- Well played Nessie

Cottons_Parrot- *still trying to figure it out*

QueenoftheVampPirates- Thanks! ;)

CAPTAINJackSparrow- Yeah what she said

BewareofScurvy- Yeah, nice try u 2, I want to know now or no TV

(off computer) BOOM!

Everyone but Emmett and Nessie:…What was that?

QueenoftheVampPirates- Uncle em said that real pirates put booby traps around their treasure

CAPTAINJackSparrow- hee… hee?

theBlackPearlismine- Oh brother. Where exactly did u 2 bury the stuff and booby trap it?

(off computer) Edward and Bella: EMMETT YOU ARE DEAD!

PixiePirateVamp- Edward and Bella's meadow I run em, in exactly 2 seconds they are going to get here with the intentions of buring you slowly and painfully for destroying their meadow to cinders

CAPTAINJackSparrow: YIPE!

CAPTAINJackSparrow and his jar of dirt has logged off

BewareofScurvy- oh boy poor Edward and Bella... look at their hair…sigh I better go stop them from tearing him completely apart Girls could you go and save my gold while I take care of this?

PixiePirateVamp/ QueenoftheVampPirates/ theBlackPearlismine- Okay

Dontletyourkidsgrowup2bepirates: Sigh I'll help u dear

Cottons_Parrot- me thinks just retire to the Xbox I will

Cottons_Parrot and BewareofScurvy and Dontletyourkidsgrowup2bepirates has logged off

CaptainJasper: Alice…

PixiePirateVamp- yes my jasper?

CaptainJasper: U knew Nessie and Em set the traps and Edward and Bella were going to the meadow

PixiPirateVamp: Yeah

CaptainJasper: Why didn't you stop them?!

PixiePirateVamp: I hated the shirt Bella was wearing so come girls we have gold to unearth!

PixiePirateVamp/ QueenoftheVampPirates/ theBlackPearlismine have logged off

IamMiketheCOol has logged on

IamMiketheCOol: oh drat Missed everyone oh well too bad.

CaptainJasper: Mike Newton is that u?

IamMiketheCOol: Yeah. I was bored what's up with u?

CaptainJasper: nothing just pondering over the mystery that I may never bloody well get the answer 2!

IamMiketheCOol: What that?

CaptainJasper: WHY DID EMMETT HAVE A JAR OF DIRT?!

CaptainJasper has logged off

IamMiketheCOol:…Alrighty then…I'll just go now…

IamMiketheCOol has logged off

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Sigh. Sorry for not updating sooner. I haven't been feeling well... (Probably a touch of the flu going around campus…) and I've had a heavy work load. Also for some reason writing a PotC theme was hard…which is strange for I loooove this movie series….oh well. Lol. Not as funny as some of the last I think. Back 2 normal though next time and a little bit of Halloween will make it easier to come up with jokes me thinks. Lol. More humans will arrive next chapter thanks to funnyducky for reminding me about the humans. :) One last note, I GOT THE ILLUSTRATED NEW MOON MOVIE COMPANION!!! IT ROCKS!!! Giggles. Soooo many pretty pictures…lol. OH and I just found out that Transformers 2 and the New Moon soundtrack…yeah they come out the same day. My bank account is already crying…lol.

So till next time!

Lol,Kiki

P.S- Reviews help me keep on writing! *winks* Now where is that bloody vampire I want to smack something….

Emmett: (On the ceiling) heehee she'll never find me

Kiki: Yeah if u hadn't just giggled

Emmett: Drat

Kiki: ;)