AN: Thanks to all my lovey reviewers!!! I feel so happy when I see the reviews!!! Anywho, on with it! Btw, THE NEW MOON SOUNDTRACK ROCKS!!!! Lol. Just thought I'd mention that. ;) As did the Movie!!! IT WAS PERFECT!!! BETTER THAN TWILIGHT!!!! THANK YOU CHRIS!!!! Lol.

Jasper: Hey

Kiki: Uh, Hi Jasper where's Em?

Jasper: Oh, he's plotting revenge so he sent me instead.

Kiki: Okayyyyy

Jasper: And 2 remind u to do the disclaimer

Kiki: Oh, right, I don't own Twilight Saga; alllll belongs to Stephine Meyer, the great.

Jasper: Hmmm…

Kiki: Don't even think about making me hyper Jasper, the results won't be pretty

Jasper: *evil grin*

Kiki: CANDY!!!!!!! (runs off screaming)

Jasper: Well what do u know, she was right….not a pretty sight at all…who knew someone that small could fit so many Reese's mini cups in her mouth….

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Chapter 10

Emmettisadeadman has logged on (Edward)

Emisnolongermybro has logged on (Bella)

SandyWolfguy has logged on (Seth)

SilverStreak has logged on (Leah)

SilverStreak- Okayyyy what did I miss last night? What did the big guy do 2u 2?

Emmettisadeadman- He bobby trapped our favorite meadow and turned to cinders to top it alllll off we got caught in the trap

Emisnolongermybro- Yeah….

SandyWolfguy- not a pretty sight

PixieGirlVampireofthefuture has logged on

Emisnolongermybro- AND YOU!

PixieGirlVampireofthefuture- What?

Emisnolongermybro- YOU knew that Emmett did that and we were going to get blown up! Didn't even warn us!

PixieGirlVampireofthefuture- Sorry. But you were wearing a realllly horrible shirt!

SilverStreak- You risked ur sis's life over a shirt?

PixieGirlVampireofthefuture- oh please over dramatized much. I knew you would survive just not the shirt. Pu-lezzzz I'm not heartless

Emmettisadeadman- *sigh* Though in the end I can't say I was torn up over the shirt…

Emisnolongermybro- ditto *giggles*

SilverStreak- urgh, please just ate none of that talk please

ImHotterthanOrlandoBloom has logged on

ImHotterthanOrlandoBloom – heeheee

SilverStreak- okayyyy really Jake?

ImHotterthanOrlandoBloom- What? My imprint sayz I'm hotter than some brit dude, I'm happy so there.

Emmettisadeadman- *snort* yeah, but she had 2 think about it didn't she?

ImHotterthanOrlandoBloom- so, as long as she came to said conclusion doesn't matter

SandyWolfguy- dude 4 hrs though?

ImHotterthanOrlandoBloom- don't burst my bubble Seth or else I will force u 2 watch 4 hours worth of Dora the explorer

SandyWolfguy- shutting.

EmmetttheGreat has logged on with his jar of dirt

JazzMan has logged on

ImHotterthanOrlandoBloom: Oh look, it's a dead vamp

EmmetttheGreat: :P whatever I am still a great pirate captain

Emmettisadeadman/ Emisnolongermybro- *glares*

EmmetttheGreat- Okay look, you're both alive and got some hot love in to boot, would u 2 get over it?!

Emisnolongermybro- Whatever, u still destroyed our poor meadow! (may it R.I.P w/ Esme's Garden)

Emmettisadeadman- No kid, what is w/ u and plants em?

JazzMan- Yeah, fine but all I want to know is WHY DO U STILL HAVE THE JAR OF DIRT!? Edward, would u pleeeeaze tell me?!

EmmetttheGreat- NO DON'T-

Emmettisadeadman- *evil grin* Do u realllly wanna know Jazz?

Jazzman- YES! It's been buggin' me all night after u tried 2 kill em, I didn't get a chance 2 ask so yes.

Emmettisadeadman- Okay, you really want 2 know?

JazzMan- yes! I just told u yes!

EmmetttheGreat- heeeheee

Emmettisadeadman- don't be 2 happy Em, Bella and I stole

EmmetttheGreat- *GASP*NOOO MY TEDDY POO!

Emisnolongermybro- mwhahahahaa

JazzMan- Nice, but Come on I WANNA KNOW WHY JAR OF DIRT!

Emmettisadeanman- ARE U SURE?

JazzMan- YES DANG IT YES!!!

PixieGirlVampireofthefuture: Edward!

ImHotterthanOrlandoBloom- oh for the love of La Push, tells the dude already!

SandyWolfguy- Yeah and besides, I wanna know.

SilverStreak- Seriously stop torturing the ma…er vamp. I'm not even that ruthless

Everybody: ….

SilverStreak: Okay, maybe I am but I now wanna know why

EmmetttheGreat- NO DON"T

Emisnolongermybro- (waves around )

EmmetttheGreat- Mr. snuggles…..

Emmettisadeadman- okay the reason he has a jar of dirt is-

MikeNeWTON has logged on

Everyone- OH FOR THE LOVE OF EVERYTHING HOLY!!!!

MikeNeWTON- Hi Bella!

Emisnolongermybro - oh, uh hi Mike

MikeNeWTON- What's up everybody?

JazzMan- danggg ittttttt

JazzMan has logged off

MikeNeWTON- What's wrong with him?

PixieGirlVampireofthefuture- sigh…he just suffered a big disappointment…

PixieGirlVampireofthefuture has logged off

MikeNeWTON- Alrighty then. So Edward, Bella what have u2 been up 2?

Emmettisadeadman- Ah nothing really. (Catches Mr. snuggles from Bella and is holding it out of Em's reach) Just hanging out enjoying life that sort of thing

MikeNeWTON- cool. Ditto. Me and Jessica just hangin' out in CA. How's Alaska

Emisnolongermybro- Cold. Edward u'd better go and see what Jazz is whining about

Emmettisadeadman- oh for the love of pete

Emmettisadeadman has logged off

MikeNeWTON – okay. So nothing new to report?

Emmettisnolongermybro- NO not really

CutelittleAngel has logged on

CutelittleAngel : Hey Mommy, Uncle Jasper is going on about how Uncle Em is being a meanie and wants u to put him in his place and Uncle Em is threatening to destroy daddy's car if he doesn't give back

MikeNeWTON- O_O

Emmettisnolongermybro- Uhhh, right I'll be there in a sec honey

CuteLittleAngel-Oaky dokey

CuteLittleAngel has logged off

MikeNeWTON- Mommy?!

Emmettisnolongermybro- Um , yeah u see Edward's real brother just died so we're looking after his daughter u see and she really has takin' a shine to us. :P

MikeNeWTON-ohhhh okay. Gotcha wow though must get crowded over there

Emmettisnolongermybro- (watching Jasper and Edward play keep away with Mr. Snuggles while Emmett is cursing them out) You could say that look Mike I have to go and play peace maker talk 2 u later ((Like maybe never…..(bella thinks))

MikeNeWTON- Okay bye!

MikeNeWTON has logged off

ImHotterthanOrlandoBloom- *mutters* nut job

Emmettisnolongermybro- Phew! Why couldn't it been Angela…HEY COME ON GUYS GIVE BACK !!! WHY IS IT I HAVE TO PLAY PARNET WHEN CARLISE AND ESME AREN"T AROUND!!??

JazzMan has logged on

EmmetttheGreat has logged on

Emmettisadeadman has logged on

JazzMan- I will give back the kidnapped bear when Em tells me about the jar of dirt

EmmetttheGreat- Give it back and maybe I will let u live

Emmettisadeadman- I'm just having fun *shrugs*

Emmettisnolongermybro-Okay really guys REALLY?

All three: yep.

ImHotterthanOrlandoBloom/ SandyWolfguy- LOL

SilverStreak- Men, just really big babies

Alltheguys: HEY!

*Emmett glares then jumps Edward and runs off yelling MY TEDDY!!!!*

EmmetttheGreat has logged off

Emmettisadeadman: Dannnng ittttt Jasper!

JazzMan: Right! *uses power to make Emmett Slow*

Jazzman and Emmettisadeadman have logged off

ImHotterthanOrlandoBloom- hmm…never seen a vamp give someone the finger before nice

SilverStreak: Fastest draw I've ever seen lol

CutelittleAngel has logged on

CutelitteAngel: Mom, what is with them?

Emmettisnolongermybro- It's their Y chromosome it makes them…CARLISE!?
SilverStreak_ AHAHAHA, didn't know the doc could be as immature as the rest of them

ImHotterthanOrlandoBloom- Dang were is popcorn when I need some?

SandyWolfguy- Ta da

ImHotterthanOrlandoBloom- Nice one little minion

SilverStreak- yeah bro you may make a good servent yet

SandyWolfguy- Whatever. Uh, didn't know Carlise had such a good strangle hold he's got Em good.

Emmettisnolongermybro- Okay that's it someone is going to have to be the grown up around here!

ImHotterthanOrlandoBloom- *munch munch* Yeah, good luck w/ that bells

CutelitteAngel: Go get them mom! Lol

Emmettisnolongermybro- Rightttt

Emmettisnolongermybro has logged off

ImHotterthanOrlandoBloom- Heehee this should be….

BANG!

Everyone: ooooooo

CutelittleAngel: Is all the guys in trouble

SilverStreak- understatement of the year kid

SandyWolfguy_ and it's only going to get better the other Cullen women are home!

ImHotterthanOrlandoBloom- Sweet, minion go get more popcorn

SandyWolfguy- No way you get it

SilverStreak- go now or else I take all your auto magazines and burn them before you can even see the cover

SandyWolfguy: *glares* meanie fine. I don't wanna be near them anyway those glares could kill them again…

SandyWolfguy has logged off

SilverStreak: Hmm, kid got point, Kitchen?

ImHotterthanOrlandoBloom and CutelittleAngel: Kitchen

SilverStreak, ImHotterthanOrlandoBloom, CutelittleAngel have logged off

AN: Not one of my funniest chapters I ran into writer's block. Lol. I promise Next chapter the jar of dirt will be explained lol.

AN2: I AM SOOOOO SORRY! I wrote this ages ago but ran to problems with the next chapter so I am working on catching up with the holidays! Sorry folks more coming soon!