AN: This chapter was inspired by the magazine Empire's 100 sexiest Men list. I was sooo ticked off when I saw that Pitt and Craig(Casino Royal) were higher up than Kellan , Jackson, and Orlando bloom!!! Hisssssss. So here is Cullen Chat room chaos making fun of them. Lol. So bonus chapter for u guys!! (Feel loved my fans; I should be studying 4 my midterms but I can't focus!)
P.S MUST READ AUTHOR NOT E AT END!
Kiki: *drooling over New Moon trailer for 10,000,000,001 times*
Jasper- What are u watching?
Kiki: Some of the sexiest men on the planet
Jasper: *sigh* right Are u going to do the disclaimer or not
Kiki: *eyes glued on Rob taking his shirt off*
Jasper: Yeah…thought so. AnimeGirlKiki does not own the Twilight Saga…
Kiki: *giggles*
Jasper: But really wishes she could own Robert Pattinson
Kiki: HUH?! I HEARD THAT!!!! I DON'T WANNA OWN HIM!
Jasper: Really?
Kiki: Yeah, just date him. I am not a psycho stalker fan girl thank you very much. :P
Jasper: Whatever, tell that 2 ur Edward Watch, Candle, Slap bracelet, T-shirt, magnets, Poster and the Life story Magazine
Kiki: HEY WERE DID U FIND THOSE!!!?
Jasper: heehee
Kiki: JASPER!!!!
Chapter 11
RosesAreLovely has logged on (Rosalie)
Juliet_thefairestofall has logged on (Bella)
FashionVampofqueenlikestature has logged on (Alice)
CarmelColoredGoddess (Esme) has logged on (esme)
Juliet_thefairestofall: What's up with our user names?
RosesAreLovely: Most likely the boys trying to make up for their immature behaviors
FashionVampofqueenlikestature: yeah, pretty much I can't believe them sometimes…Carlisle shouldn't have changed teenagers…
CarmelColoredGoddess: Hmm, he really wasn't much better than the others!
RosesAreLovely: Okay, just so I know, what happened before Alice, Esme, and I got home? What exactly went down?
Juliet_thefairestofall: Yeah, we were messing around when the boys just got out of hand (Emmett espicallllly) and boom, Carlisle came in and joined the stupidity and next thing you know, half of the garage is gone.
FashionVampofqueenlikestature: Idiots scratched my porshe!
Juliet_thefairestofall- Really Alice it was only a small one
FashionVampofqueenlikestature: Idiots scratched my Porsche!
RosesAreLovely: Big deal. I have to redo the Jeep again! Sigh…
CarmelColoredGoddess: You should make the boys do it
RosesAreLovely: heehee, yeah, personal slaves heehee
Juliet_thefairestofall: Only One of them is your personal slave Rose remember that
RosesAreLovely: Eh, fair enough
FashionVampofqueenlikestature: Yeah well seeing we're ticked off at them let's talk about some sexy human actors to get back at them. *whips out 100 sexist men list*
RosesAreLovely: Let me see that…Hmm, I claim Shia Lebouf
CarmelColoredGoddess: Why?
RoseAreLovely: He's cute need I say more?
FashionVampofqueenlikestature: Ooo, I claim Orlando Bloom!
Juliet_thefairestofall- Uh, I want Orlando!
FashionVampofqueenlikestature: :P No way, Orlando is only 5'11 dibbs!
Juliet_thefairestofall-….fine. But I can't pick anybody no one is cuter than my Edward!
RosesAreLovely: What about this Robert Pattinson guy?
Juliet_thefairestofall- ooo, he is cute…
CarmelColoredGoddess_lol. Hmm, maybe Harrison ford in his younger days…
FashionVampofqueenlikestature: Lol nice
CarmelColoredGoddess- In rock jeans…
ALicespersonalSlave has logged on
ALicespersonalSlave: Okay that was an image that I don't think anyone wanted in their head espically Edward…
CarmelColoredGoddess: :P
FashionVampofqueenlikestature: Lol Yes Jasper I concur but that's not why u r here what is it?
ALicespersonalSlave: Would you PLEASE explain one of u why Emmett has a jar of dirt? Edward is being mean and won't tell me WHY he is still carrying it around
RosesAreLovely: I would if I could but for once I don't even know or care
FashionVampofqueenlikestature: For once?
RosesAreLovely: Oh phhhttt
ALicespersonalSlave: Oh come on Really?
LittlePrincessAngel has logged on with the magazine
LittlePrincessAngel: It's really simple Uncle Jasper, he's just doing it to annoy you
Everyone:….
Juliet_thefairestofall- Well what do u know it is really simple
RosesAreLovely: that's Emmett
ALicespersonalSlave: Reallllllly *sigh* thanks Nessie
LittlePrincesAngel: Huh? Yeah no prob Uncle Jazz, okay why is Brad Pritt higher than Orlando bloom? Brad has more wrinkles and looks like shaggy stray dog!
Off computer: HEY!
LittlePrincesAngel: No offence Jacob!
Juliet_thefairestofall: WHAT? Really that's just plain stupid Pitt should be at the bottom!
FashionVampofqueenlikestature: Or like not at all, I'm writing my own list, No. One, Orlando Bloom…
ALicespersonalSlave: What about me??
FashionVampofqueenlikestature: Uh this is hot human celeb list Jazz
CarmelColoredGoddess: NO way, Harrison is the oldest and therefore should be No.1
FashionVampofqueenlikestature: Oh come on yeah he was hot WAS! He's like 80 or something so therefore should be No.5 not to mention married
RosesAreLovely: That's why Shia should be No.1 he's not married OR engaged! So ha!
Juliet_thefairestofall: No way, Robert can sing he's advantage over all of them he should be!
RoseAreLovely: Whatever at least Shia can pull off a beard!
Juliet_thefairestofall: Whatever! Probably for a roll anyway!
FashionVampofqueenlikestature: Fine, simple vote I and Nessie say Orlando so Orlando wins!
RosesAreLovely: That's not fair!
FashionVampofqueenlikestature: Give it up sis I have seen it and I DO WIN
CarmelColoredGoddess: Just because u decide you will win doesn't mean u will
FashionVampofqueenlikestature: OH YES IT DOES!
ALicespersonalSlave:…
ALicespersonalSlave has logged off with LittlePrincessAngel to get away from brawl that is coming…
Juliet_thefairestofall: You know what we should do? Rock, Paper, Scissors, Lizard, Spock!
FashionVampofqueenlikestature: Copying from the Big Bang theory isn't going to work!
CarmelColoredGoddess: Fine so what will?
FashionVampofqueenlikestature: Irina and Tanya is it agreed?
Everyone: YES
FashionVampofqueenlikestature: Fine!!!!!!!
Everyone has logged off
READ AUTHOR NOTE ALERT!!!
AN: Yeah, I know I know," AnimegirlKiki…WTF?" School over ran my life and also…writer's block lol. So the next fewthat will be coming are all the ones I would have updated if I had time to do so there for all three of the major holidays. And AliceCullenIsTheBest, I added in Buffy to the Halloween chapter, so no worries. Sadly I haven't seen Buffy in a long time and I wasn't that realllly into it (I liked but wasn't like, twihard fan level lol) so I hope that it worked out tho. This chapter just never got as funny as I wanted it sorry about that! Coming Soon: Halloween, Thanksgiving, and Christmas! Thanks to all who are joining in and those who are hanging in!!!!
LATER LOTS OF LOVE!!!!
